TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Dumb Ideologies]

Actual conversation that happened at the campus bookstore today. Spoilered for length.

Me: Hello, I’m here to get my textbooks today!

Bookstore Employee (BE): Let me see your schedule.

Me: I have the organic chemistry textbook, but I need the solutions manual.

BE: You need the book?

Me: No I just need the answers book.

BE: So you don’t need the textbook.

Me: No.

He goes back to the shelf with the chemistry books.

BE: You needed the answers book?

Me: Yes.

He comes back with two books for consumer chemistry.

BE: So like, there’s a lab book, and this book that I think is an answers manual, and, uh-

Me: I need the answers book for organic chemistry. These are consumer chemistry books.

Bookstore manager (BM) shows up.

BM: What’s going on here?

Me: I need the solutions manual for organic chemistry.

BE is already back at the shelf switching books. He brings back the answers manual.

Me: Do you all only have the third edition manuals? No second editions?

BM: We only have the third edition right now. If you come back next week, we might have some second editions.

Me: Okay, well I’ll just get these books for now. Thanks.

Also, my pharmacology book is longer than Les Mis.

Probably more entertaining too.

[Electic]

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[Luziyca]

(Image)

I swear I saw that in an SCP once.

[Abserdia]

I swear I saw that in an SCP once.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-261-ad-de

Money entered: 1000 yen
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered
Item description: "Prangles". Item resembles in almost every way a standard tube of Pringles, Sour Cream and Onion flavour. The only difference in appearance is that the mascot on the box has red skin and takes on a vaguely demonic look. Item was given to a Class D subject. Once the lid of the Prangles is unsealed, or "popped", the subject was literally unable to prevent herself from eating the chips continuously. Moreover, the tube appears to be bottomless in nature, as the subject has been eating for several days at time of writing and shows no sign of slowing down. No difference between the chips and normal Pringles was found. This is the second subject to be tested; the first one continued eating even after termination, and the tube had to be forcibly removed from her grasp.

[Xmara]

Actual conversation that happened at the campus bookstore today. Spoilered for length.

Me: Hello, I’m here to get my textbooks today!

Bookstore Employee (BE): Let me see your schedule.

Me: I have the organic chemistry textbook, but I need the solutions manual.

BE: You need the book?

Me: No I just need the answers book.

BE: So you don’t need the textbook.

Me: No.

He goes back to the shelf with the chemistry books.

BE: You needed the answers book?

Me: Yes.

He comes back with two books for consumer chemistry.

BE: So like, there’s a lab book, and this book that I think is an answers manual, and, uh-

Me: I need the answers book for organic chemistry. These are consumer chemistry books.

Bookstore manager (BM) shows up.

BM: What’s going on here?

Me: I need the solutions manual for organic chemistry.

BE is already back at the shelf switching books. He brings back the answers manual.

Me: Do you all only have the third edition manuals? No second editions?

BM: We only have the third edition right now. If you come back next week, we might have some second editions.

Me: Okay, well I’ll just get these books for now. Thanks.

Also, my pharmacology book is longer than Les Mis.

Maybe you should rewrite your textbook into a musical?

SSRIs: The Tragedy of a College Student in Two Acts

[Pacomia]

France.


Just, France.

Do not speak of France.

[Kowani]

After nearly 4 hours, I still have wrist pain. Damn it.

Watch less porn.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

(Image)

Hans, get the Flammenwerfer.

[Luziyca]

I swear I saw that in an SCP once.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/experiment-log-261-ad-de

Money entered: 1000 yen
SCP-261 Powered or Unpowered: Powered
Item description: "Prangles". Item resembles in almost every way a standard tube of Pringles, Sour Cream and Onion flavour. The only difference in appearance is that the mascot on the box has red skin and takes on a vaguely demonic look. Item was given to a Class D subject. Once the lid of the Prangles is unsealed, or "popped", the subject was literally unable to prevent herself from eating the chips continuously. Moreover, the tube appears to be bottomless in nature, as the subject has been eating for several days at time of writing and shows no sign of slowing down. No difference between the chips and normal Pringles was found. This is the second subject to be tested; the first one continued eating even after termination, and the tube had to be forcibly removed from her grasp.

I wish SCP-261 would exist in real life, to be honest. Alas.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Watch less porn.

PORN IS SACRED! ALL HAIL THE PORN!

porn is sacked hail wholesome memes

[Kowani]

Watch less porn.

PORN IS SACRED! ALL HAIL THE PORN!

Not the way MindGeek runs it.

[Immoren]

Clearly time loses meaning at some point because I had to check if today was monday or tuesday.

[Kowani]

porn is sacked hail wholesome memes

I prefer funny memes not the mainstream so no, SEX VULT!

Loth…your Latin is terrible.

[Pacomia]

Me complaining about wrist pain turned into porn memes within less than half a page. Oh NSG, you never fail to disturb.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Me complaining about wrist pain turned into porn memes within less than half a page. Oh NSG, you never fail to disturb.

most of the forumgoers are down with your sickness

i will pray for you

[Pacomia]

Clearly time loses meaning at some point because I had to check if today was monday or tuesday.

I thought it was Wednesday.

[Pacomia]

Me complaining about wrist pain turned into porn memes within less than half a page. Oh NSG, you never fail to disturb.

That's nothing. I used to be on NS's version of 4Chan.

Oh, so every politics thread ever. In the last 3 days I’ve talked to more Neo-Nazis than I have the entire rest of my life.

[Kowani]

Me complaining about wrist pain turned into porn memes within less than half a page. Oh NSG, you never fail to disturb.

That's nothing. I used to be on NS's version of 4Chan.

We had a 4Chan?

[Pacomia]

Oh, so every politics thread ever. In the last 3 days I’ve talked to more Neo-Nazis than I have the entire rest of my life.

Nah, it was a group I was with.

...My very first long-term social community ever.

My old nation was in a pretty cool region. Very vocally anti-fascist, for one thing. Occasionally a fascist would come in and try to screw us up, but good moderation/government and one of them being online at practically any time stopped that pretty quick.

[Pacomia]

We had a 4Chan?

We don't talk about it.

It was a Region.

Are you willing to say what region, or do you not want to talk about it?

[Pacomia]

Are you willing to say what region, or do you not want to talk about it?

Prefer not to.

I was in BLITZKRIEG. Still a pretty nice region.

[Kowani]

Prefer not to.

I was in BLITZKRIEG. Still a pretty nice region.

My region is for ConLangs.
We have some drama. But it’s nice.

[Pacomia]

I was in BLITZKRIEG. Still a pretty nice region.

My region is for ConLangs.
We have some drama. But it’s nice.

Gave up working on Pacomian pretty fast. I have some IPA charts, a few words, an alphabet, otherwise nothing.

[Geneviev]

Me complaining about wrist pain turned into porn memes within less than half a page. Oh NSG, you never fail to disturb.

TET, specifically, in this case.

Which reminds me, I should risk going to the rest of General again.

[Geneviev]

TET, specifically, in this case.

Which reminds me, I should risk going to the rest of General again.

Nah.
Gib hugs.

I'm a little confused.