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Bluelight-R006 wrote:

Geneviev wrote:I had a really strange dream, and now I'm worried about myself.

Nothing wrong with that, better to have precautions. I’m worried about myself almost all the time. A simple pain above the stomach makes me worried about cancer.

Is there something wrong with me?

Pacomia wrote:

Kowani wrote:Jokes on you-Christianity is a Californian conspiracy.

Joke’s on you, I’m atheist.

Geneviev wrote:

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Nothing wrong with that, better to have precautions. I’m worried about myself almost all the time. A simple pain above the stomach makes me worried about cancer.

Is there something wrong with me?

You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

Bluelight-R006 wrote:

Geneviev wrote:You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

Bluelight-R006 wrote:

Geneviev wrote:You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

The New California Republic wrote:

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

Gas?

Geneviev wrote:

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

I think you're fine. Being healthy is important, but your heart and liver should be able to deal with two slices of cake.

Bluelight-R006 wrote:

The New California Republic wrote:Gas?

Whenever I have gas, I have pain in the intestine area, or stomach area sometimes. The pain has disappeared for now, so I don’t feel anymore threatened.

Geneviev wrote:I think you're fine. Being healthy is important, but your heart and liver should be able to deal with two slices of cake.

I should be watching out for that. Was recently diagnosed with a fatty liver. The doctor cleared that out last month, but it reminded me how important I needed to stay healthy.

Geneviev wrote:

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Whenever I have gas, I have pain in the intestine area, or stomach area sometimes. The pain has disappeared for now, so I don’t feel anymore threatened.


I should be watching out for that. Was recently diagnosed with a fatty liver. The doctor cleared that out last month, but it reminded me how important I needed to stay healthy.

You should be healthy, definitely. But worrying too much about it isn't healthy either.

Bluelight-R006 wrote:

Thepeopl wrote:

Just give me that cake in your flag, and all will be forgiven.

Thepeopl wrote:

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Just give me that cake in your flag, and all will be forgiven.

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

The Chuck wrote:

Thepeopl wrote:
That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

Since it's my B-Day, can I swipe a fork full of that cake?

Thepeopl wrote:

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Just give me that cake in your flag, and all will be forgiven.

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

Dumb Ideologies wrote:

Thepeopl wrote:
That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

It's poisoned. The gayger counter says it's so gaydioactive that not even three "no homos" would negate it.

Hurdergaryp wrote:

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Pacomia wrote:

Hurdergaryp wrote:

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Wait, I thought there was a 7th step where you absolve yourself of your sins to Kaiser Wilhelm.

Hurdergaryp wrote:

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Electic wrote:I remember the Pringle commercials that had the little written messages on them. You'd press them against your tongue, and the message would go from the chip to your tongue. Crazy marketing of the early 2000s.

Pacomia wrote:After nearly 4 hours, I still have wrist pain. Damn it.

Xmara wrote:Actual conversation that happened at the campus bookstore today. Spoilered for length.

Me: Hello, I’m here to get my textbooks today!

Bookstore Employee (BE): Let me see your schedule.

Me: I have the organic chemistry textbook, but I need the solutions manual.

BE: You need the book?

Me: No I just need the answers book.

BE: So you don’t need the textbook.

Me: No.

He goes back to the shelf with the chemistry books.

BE: You needed the answers book?

Me: Yes.

He comes back with two books for consumer chemistry.

BE: So like, there’s a lab book, and this book that I think is an answers manual, and, uh-

Me: I need the answers book for organic chemistry. These are consumer chemistry books.

Bookstore manager (BM) shows up.

BM: What’s going on here?

Me: I need the solutions manual for organic chemistry.

BE is already back at the shelf switching books. He brings back the answers manual.

Me: Do you all only have the third edition manuals? No second editions?

BM: We only have the third edition right now. If you come back next week, we might have some second editions.

Me: Okay, well I’ll just get these books for now. Thanks.

Also, my pharmacology book is longer than Les Mis.

Hurdergaryp wrote:

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