TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Geneviev]

I had a really strange dream, and now I'm worried about myself.

Nothing wrong with that, better to have precautions. I’m worried about myself almost all the time. A simple pain above the stomach makes me worried about cancer.

Is there something wrong with me?

You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

[The South Falls]

Jokes on you-Christianity is a Californian conspiracy.

Joke’s on you, I’m atheist.

Checkmate, athiests.

[Pacomia]

Usually when I get pain from sleeping, it goes away after a while. It’s been an hour. That’s not good.

[Bluelight-R006]

Nothing wrong with that, better to have precautions. I’m worried about myself almost all the time. A simple pain above the stomach makes me worried about cancer.

Is there something wrong with me?

You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

[Geneviev]

You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

I think you're fine. Being healthy is important, but your heart and liver should be able to deal with two slices of cake.

[The New California Republic]

You shouldn't worry too much. I think you're okay and don't have cancer.

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

Gas?

[Bluelight-R006]

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

Gas?

Whenever I have gas, I have pain in the intestine area, or stomach area sometimes. The pain has disappeared for now, so I don’t feel anymore threatened.

Or heart disease. I’ve been eating sugar and fats, and when I’m enticed I forget about it. Not a good habit. I ate two slices of cake just now, and felt some pain located above the stomach, yet below the heart. Possibly the liver. I could be overreacting, but who knows.

I think you're fine. Being healthy is important, but your heart and liver should be able to deal with two slices of cake.

I should be watching out for that. Was recently diagnosed with a fatty liver. The doctor cleared that out last month, but it reminded me how important I needed to stay healthy.

[Geneviev]

Gas?

Whenever I have gas, I have pain in the intestine area, or stomach area sometimes. The pain has disappeared for now, so I don’t feel anymore threatened.

I think you're fine. Being healthy is important, but your heart and liver should be able to deal with two slices of cake.

I should be watching out for that. Was recently diagnosed with a fatty liver. The doctor cleared that out last month, but it reminded me how important I needed to stay healthy.

You should be healthy, definitely. But worrying too much about it isn't healthy either.

[Bluelight-R006]

Whenever I have gas, I have pain in the intestine area, or stomach area sometimes. The pain has disappeared for now, so I don’t feel anymore threatened.


I should be watching out for that. Was recently diagnosed with a fatty liver. The doctor cleared that out last month, but it reminded me how important I needed to stay healthy.

You should be healthy, definitely. But worrying too much about it isn't healthy either.

I think not... I think I should beware of what I’m eating. At least until I get into a healthier shape.

For now, good night.

[Thepeopl]

Just give me that cake in your flag, and all will be forgiven.

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

[The Chuck]

Just give me that cake in your flag, and all will be forgiven.

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

Since it's my B-Day, can I swipe a fork full of that cake?

[Pacomia]

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

Since it's my B-Day, can I swipe a fork full of that cake?

That cake is reserved for Chester Arthur. Don’t touch it.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Just give me that cake in your flag, and all will be forgiven.

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

It's poisoned. The gayger counter says it's so gaydioactive that not even three "no homos" would negate it.

[Electic]

That's a great idea!

If you eat the cake, you won't remember next week!

It's poisoned. The gayger counter says it's so gaydioactive that not even three "no homos" would negate it.

Nation founded date checks out.

[Hurdergaryp]

[Pacomia]

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Wait, I thought there was a 7th step where you absolve yourself of your sins to Kaiser Wilhelm.

[The South Falls]

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Wait, I thought there was a 7th step where you absolve yourself of your sins to Kaiser Wilhelm.

Absolving oneself of sins is absolutely impossible. You must consume myriad refreshments in the presence of the Emperor, before you prostrate yourself before him and then you are to be absolved by him.

[Luziyca]

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Heh.

I think the only time I ate Pringles or something like that was on a road trip when my (late) grandma had a flavor (pizza flavored or smth?) of Pringles as a roadside snack.

Was delicious, but it's not as good as pizza.

[Electic]

I remember the Pringle commercials that had the little written messages on them. You'd press them against your tongue, and the message would go from the chip to your tongue. Crazy marketing of the early 2000s.

[Luziyca]

I remember the Pringle commercials that had the little written messages on them. You'd press them against your tongue, and the message would go from the chip to your tongue. Crazy marketing of the early 2000s.

...apparently, I was way too young when that happened. And very very picky.

Come to think of it, I'm still am: it was apparently difficult for my mother to find a place that I would like because I'm not exactly keen on trying new foods, and which offers a selection for vegans because one of my grandfather's siblings is now a vegan.

She did a good job though: the bison burger there was excellent, and she liked her food.

[Pacomia]

After nearly 4 hours, I still have wrist pain. Damn it.

[Xmara]

Actual conversation that happened at the campus bookstore today. Spoilered for length.

Me: Hello, I’m here to get my textbooks today!

Bookstore Employee (BE): Let me see your schedule.

Me: I have the organic chemistry textbook, but I need the solutions manual.

BE: You need the book?

Me: No I just need the answers book.

BE: So you don’t need the textbook.

Me: No.

He goes back to the shelf with the chemistry books.

BE: You needed the answers book?

Me: Yes.

He comes back with two books for consumer chemistry.

BE: So like, there’s a lab book, and this book that I think is an answers manual, and, uh-

Me: I need the answers book for organic chemistry. These are consumer chemistry books.

Bookstore manager (BM) shows up.

BM: What’s going on here?

Me: I need the solutions manual for organic chemistry.

BE is already back at the shelf switching books. He brings back the answers manual.

Me: Do you all only have the third edition manuals? No second editions?

BM: We only have the third edition right now. If you come back next week, we might have some second editions.

Me: Okay, well I’ll just get these books for now. Thanks.

Also, my pharmacology book is longer than Les Mis.

[Luziyca]

After nearly 4 hours, I still have wrist pain. Damn it.

So sorry to hear.

Hope you get better soon.

[Heloin]

Actual conversation that happened at the campus bookstore today. Spoilered for length.

Me: Hello, I’m here to get my textbooks today!

Bookstore Employee (BE): Let me see your schedule.

Me: I have the organic chemistry textbook, but I need the solutions manual.

BE: You need the book?

Me: No I just need the answers book.

BE: So you don’t need the textbook.

Me: No.

He goes back to the shelf with the chemistry books.

BE: You needed the answers book?

Me: Yes.

He comes back with two books for consumer chemistry.

BE: So like, there’s a lab book, and this book that I think is an answers manual, and, uh-

Me: I need the answers book for organic chemistry. These are consumer chemistry books.

Bookstore manager (BM) shows up.

BM: What’s going on here?

Me: I need the solutions manual for organic chemistry.

BE is already back at the shelf switching books. He brings back the answers manual.

Me: Do you all only have the third edition manuals? No second editions?

BM: We only have the third edition right now. If you come back next week, we might have some second editions.

Me: Okay, well I’ll just get these books for now. Thanks.

Also, my pharmacology book is longer than Les Mis.

Maybe you should rewrite your textbook into a musical?

[The New California Republic]

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