TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[The Chuck]

I'll take firing squad thank you very much.

Take up the gun, die by the gun. Great legacy you could leave behind.

Damn freaking right.

The resistance shall rally under the great war cry of "Can't Cuck The Chuck!" as they take up armed resistance against that damn tyrannical Commiefornian that is Kowani...

[Kowani]

A guillotine would actually be less painful...

I'll take firing squad thank you very much.

“He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword.”
-Some Bible Verse

It certainly hates me—I can’t open 2001.

Same.

Red Mage claims to be the last surviving member of an ancient order of Red Mages and as such is the most knowledgeable and versatile, yet also the most delusional, of the Light Warriors. He firmly believes the world runs according to the rules of tabletop role-playing games (such as Dungeons & Dragons) and actively tries to use knowledge of these rules to his own advantage. While this enables him to fight as well as use both White and Black Magic, he often bends the rules to absurd degrees and has, for example survived normally lethal injuries by "forgetting" to write down the damage he suffered. After his class change Red Mage gained the ability to mimic his teammates' actions.

Red Mage is the main "strategist" of the group. His plans, however, are usually overly complicated and bizarre. While in accordance with logic on a certain level, his plans frequently include obvious flaws, such as a plan to construct a "cold fission" reactor entirely from ice.[21] Most of the time Red Mage's plans fail horribly as the laws of physics get in the way, but his stratagems have proven surprisingly successful a number of times, most notably in the Light Warriors' battles against the first three Fiends. Either way, Red Mage tends to be overconfident about his plans and believes them to be foolproof.

Take that from wiki, I have no idea whether this is a compliment or not

A bit of both.

[Kowani]

Take up the gun, die by the gun. Great legacy you could leave behind.

Damn freaking right.

The resistance shall rally under the great war cry of "Can't Cuck The Chuck!" as they take up armed resistance against that damn tyrannical Commiefornian that is Kowani...

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

[The Chuck]

Damn freaking right.

The resistance shall rally under the great war cry of "Can't Cuck The Chuck!" as they take up armed resistance against that damn tyrannical Commiefornian that is Kowani...

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

Indeed, but a starving populace gets nothing but revolution within 100 years.

[Bluelight-R006]

Damn freaking right.

The resistance shall rally under the great war cry of "Can't Cuck The Chuck!" as they take up armed resistance against that damn tyrannical Commiefornian that is Kowani...

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

...nowhere in the wrong direction.

[Kowani]

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

Indeed, but a starving populace gets nothing but revolution within 100 years.

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

You know we joke about this but you could be the next Stalin.

Excuse me. I’m not that incompetent.

[Samudera Darussalam]

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

Indeed, but a starving populace gets nothing but revolution within 100 years.

That's how the French Revolution started

"It went from famine to Napoleon's War, you and me let's start a revolution~"

[The Chuck]

A starving revolution will go nowhere.

You know we joke about this but you could be the next Stalin.

Nah, there would be no way in hell that Kowani would be the next Stalin... I'd say more here but nah...

[Samudera Darussalam]

Nah, there would be no way in hell that Kowani would be the next Stalin... I'd say more here but nah...

...

WE NEED MORE GOP CANDIDATES!

Starting from you

[The Chuck]

Nah, there would be no way in hell that Kowani would be the next Stalin... I'd say more here but nah...

...

WE NEED MORE GOP CANDIDATES!

I am the god damn perfect Grand Old Party member. An aspiring businessman who will become a fat cat rich bastard at your expense while making sure to bribe the government to get in wars with some third world nation that go nowhere... wait did I say that out loud? Oh well, you've got your own problems to sort out...

[Kowani]

You know we joke about this but you could be the next Stalin.

Nah, there would be no way in hell that Kowani would be the next Stalin... I'd say more here but nah...

Oof.
Besides, I don’t plan on sending anyone who threatens my political power to gulag.

[Samudera Darussalam]

Nah, there would be no way in hell that Kowani would be the next Stalin... I'd say more here but nah...

Oof.
Besides, I don’t plan on sending anyone who threatens my political power to gulag.

Let's rephrase the 'gulags' to 'boxes', and here we go

[Kowani]

...

WE NEED MORE GOP CANDIDATES!

Starting from you

You should join, Daru!

[Bluelight-R006]

Unaffiliated Party for the win.

[Kowani]

Oof.
Besides, I don’t plan on sending anyone who threatens my political power to gulag.

Let's rephrase the 'gulags' to 'boxes', and here we go

Shit, they’re on to me.

[Pacomia]

Let's rephrase the 'gulags' to 'boxes', and here we go

Shit, they’re on to me.

You don’t know what it was like, man.

Oh right, you built it. Never put me back in there.

[Kowani]

Shit, they’re on to me.

You don’t know what it was like, man.

Oh right, you built it. Never put me back in there.

I have to at least get you to 5 dollar store version. Less essentialism!

[Pacomia]

You don’t know what it was like, man.

Oh right, you built it. Never put me back in there.

I have to at least get you to 5 dollar store version. Less essentialism!

Y-yes sir.

[Kowani]

I have to at least get you to 5 dollar store version. Less essentialism!

Y-yes sir.

That’s better.

[The Chuck]

I have to at least get you to 5 dollar store version. Less essentialism!

Y-yes sir.

My God man! Quit being a follower! Be A LEADER! *Buffalos Pacomia*

[Pacomia]

Y-yes sir.

My God man! Quit being a follower! Be A LEADER! *Buffalos Pacomia*

But the box... it’s scary...

[The Chuck]

My God man! Quit being a follower! Be A LEADER! *Buffalos Pacomia*

But the box... it’s scary...

What's more scary, a "reasonable" Democrat candidate, a pure Stalinist Dictator of a Democrat candidate, or a Gun Happy Militaristic Trumpite (but who surprisingly isn't big on "ethnic superiority" due to being Asian)?

[Pacomia]

But the box... it’s scary...

What's more scary, a "reasonable" Democrat candidate, a pure Stalinist Dictator of a Democrat candidate, or a Gun Happy Militaristic Trumpite (but who surprisingly isn't big on "ethnic superiority" due to being Asian)?

Japan seemed to be pretty big on ethnic superiority.

[The Chuck]

What's more scary, a "reasonable" Democrat candidate, a pure Stalinist Dictator of a Democrat candidate, or a Gun Happy Militaristic Trumpite (but who surprisingly isn't big on "ethnic superiority" due to being Asian)?

Japan seemed to be pretty big on ethnic superiority.

It's the god damn Japanese, what do you expect? Us Koreans sure are xenophobic because throughout history whenever the damn Japanese have shown up on Korean soil it's resulted in domination and slavery. But sometimes you just need a random man to whip the Japanese at sea...

[Valrifell]

This TET is not the relaxing haven of light and breezy conversation at all!