TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Kowani]

Pssh. Through genetic engineering and lab grown meats, we avoid animal agriculture.

S-stop it, you’re s-scaring me.

Why?

Ugh, we shouldn’t have given him absolute power!

Can’t impeach if I have a veto on the impeachment.

REVOLUTION!

REVOLUTION!

With what weapons?

S-stop it, you’re s-scaring me.

But he's right tho, even if I still prefer animal husbandry

RED MAGE!

[The Chuck]

S-stop it, you’re s-scaring me.

Why?

REVOLUTION!

With what weapons?

But he's right tho, even if I still prefer animal husbandry

RED MAGE!

You should never ask the magical question "With what weapons?" Kowani... You should know better then that...

[Pacomia]

A world without meat isn’t a world I want to live in.

[Samudera Darussalam]

A world without meat isn’t a world I want to live in.

Well, we can't exist that's for sure. Except if we miraculously insert our consciousness into robots or something....

Anyway what's 'RED MAGE'?

[Bluelight-R006]

A world without meat isn’t a world I want to live in.

Of course. We aren’t made of vegetables.

[Xmara]

A world without meat isn’t a world I want to live in.

Of course. We aren’t made of vegetables.

We could all be walking skeletons.

[Kowani]

Why?


With what weapons?


RED MAGE!

You should never ask the magical question "With what weapons?" Kowani... You should know better then that...

Definitely going to guillotine you first.

A world without meat isn’t a world I want to live in.

Lab grown meat.

A world without meat isn’t a world I want to live in.

Well, we can't exist that's for sure. Except if we miraculously insert our consciousness into robots or something....

Anyway what's 'RED MAGE'?

You’ve never read 8-Bit Theatre?

[Samudera Darussalam]

You’ve never read 8-Bit Theatre?

I don't even know what's that

[Bluelight-R006]

Google Earth games are more exciting than I thought.

[Bluelight-R006]

Of course. We aren’t made of vegetables.

We could all be walking skeletons.

Splashing milk at others would now be a compliment.

[Kowani]

You’ve never read 8-Bit Theatre?

I don't even know what's that

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-thea ... _year=2001

[Pacomia]

I prefer execution by firing squad to guillotine. Might not be as clean, but it’s definitely more humane.

Now, in the case of Kowani, a game show might be more fun. He wins? He gets the country. He loses? Publicly executed.

[Kowani]

I prefer execution by firing squad to guillotine. Might not be as clean, but it’s definitely more humane.

Now, in the case of Kowani, a game show might be more fun. He wins? He gets the country. He loses? Publicly executed.

A guillotine would actually be less painful...

[Samudera Darussalam]

I don't even know what's that

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-thea ... _year=2001

Can't be opened, even VPN is going slow

[The New California Republic]

I don't even know what's that

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-thea ... _year=2001

Blank page.

[Bluelight-R006]

I prefer execution by firing squad to guillotine. Might not be as clean, but it’s definitely more humane.

Now, in the case of Kowani, a game show might be more fun. He wins? He gets the country. He loses? Publicly executed.

Guillotine would be less pain.

[New haven america]

I prefer execution by firing squad to guillotine. Might not be as clean, but it’s definitely more humane.

Now, in the case of Kowani, a game show might be more fun. He wins? He gets the country. He loses? Publicly executed.

I mean, unless you end up being one of the unlucky cases that survived for a little bit after getting your head lopped off...

[Samudera Darussalam]

I prefer execution by firing squad to guillotine. Might not be as clean, but it’s definitely more humane.

Now, in the case of Kowani, a game show might be more fun. He wins? He gets the country. He loses? Publicly executed.

Guillotine would be less pain.

Probs he prefers the head to not be separated from the body and shown to the public, like those scenes from the French Revolution?

[Kowani]

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-thea ... _year=2001

Blank page.

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater-archive/

Start from 2001.

[Bluelight-R006]

Guillotine would be less pain.

Probs he prefers the head to not be separated from the body and shown to the public, like those scenes from the French Revolution?

Gruesome to see, but it’ll be less painful for sure. Even if you get to live in agony for the few seconds after.

[Kowani]

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-thea ... _year=2001

Can't be opened, even VPN is going slow

Blank page.

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater-archive/

Start from 2001.

[Bluelight-R006]

Blank page.

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater-archive/

Start from 2001.

It certainly hates me—I can’t open 2001.

[The Chuck]

I prefer execution by firing squad to guillotine. Might not be as clean, but it’s definitely more humane.

Now, in the case of Kowani, a game show might be more fun. He wins? He gets the country. He loses? Publicly executed.

A guillotine would actually be less painful...

I'll take firing squad thank you very much.

[Bluelight-R006]

A guillotine would actually be less painful...

I'll take firing squad thank you very much.

Take up the gun, die by the gun. Great legacy you could leave behind.

[Samudera Darussalam]

https://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater-archive/

Start from 2001.

It certainly hates me—I can’t open 2001.

Same.

Red Mage claims to be the last surviving member of an ancient order of Red Mages and as such is the most knowledgeable and versatile, yet also the most delusional, of the Light Warriors. He firmly believes the world runs according to the rules of tabletop role-playing games (such as Dungeons & Dragons) and actively tries to use knowledge of these rules to his own advantage. While this enables him to fight as well as use both White and Black Magic, he often bends the rules to absurd degrees and has, for example survived normally lethal injuries by "forgetting" to write down the damage he suffered. After his class change Red Mage gained the ability to mimic his teammates' actions.

Red Mage is the main "strategist" of the group. His plans, however, are usually overly complicated and bizarre. While in accordance with logic on a certain level, his plans frequently include obvious flaws, such as a plan to construct a "cold fission" reactor entirely from ice.[21] Most of the time Red Mage's plans fail horribly as the laws of physics get in the way, but his stratagems have proven surprisingly successful a number of times, most notably in the Light Warriors' battles against the first three Fiends. Either way, Red Mage tends to be overconfident about his plans and believes them to be foolproof.

Take that from wiki, I have no idea whether this is a compliment or not