TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Chan Island]

Personally I'd prefer to spoon-feed myself that information, but I guess staring at the spoon longingly with agony works too.

The real agony begins when you realize... there is no spoon.

*stares in horror at spoon*

What... what are you?!

Thanks. It shouldn't be too serious, but a week of this searing annoyance is not a prospect I had planned for this August.



Thanks. Luckily it isn't the dominant hand, so that's a mercy. Chan IslandTM writing can flow for the most part unimpeded, at least.

Whoo. Aren’t we all lucky.

Naturally

[Kowani]

Reminder that fun is a necessary part of psychological development.


…I think I earned this one.

Kowani hits the nail on the head again. You're on a roll.

Today has been a…rollercoaster, NSG wise. I am attempting to end it on a high note.

Reminder that fun is a necessary part of psychological development.

There’s always the chance of supplementing learning with fun creativity. Not with boring lessons and worksheets everywhere.

You’ll excuse me if I doubt the guy who called Santa an obstruction to critical thinking is in a good place to judge what constitutes a “boring worksheet.”

[Idzequitch]

Reminder that fun is a necessary part of psychological development.


…I think I earned this one.

Kowani hits the nail on the head again. You're on a roll.

But you may substitute your roll for a biscuit for only fifty cents.

[Scomagia]

You sound like a total fucking bummer. No offense.

And it does teach critical thinking if you play it right. Some people take the whole thing too far and then its a bit of a problem.

I never told my kids "Sinterklaas" (Dutch version of Santa) is real. I did tell them why other parents lie about it.
And that it is our secret, so no telling other people.
Also told them I don't believe in a God, but I am human and thus capable of fallacy. They need to find out for themselves.

I do promote creativity and imagination. And trial and error experiments, and the scientific method of proving/ disproving facts/ theories. We talk about it, life and the universe.

Fair enough. For what its worth, I'll keep the tradition alive with my kids. If they're anything like me, though, they'll end up figuring it out early.

[Kowani]

The real agony begins when you realize... there is no spoon.

*stares in horror at spoon*

What... what are you?!

Whoo. Aren’t we all lucky.

Naturally

This positivity is infectious. Stop it.

Kowani hits the nail on the head again. You're on a roll.

But you may substitute your roll for a biscuit for only fifty cents.

Curse you, tempting me with delicious biscuits.

[Idzequitch]

Kowani hits the nail on the head again. You're on a roll.

Today has been a…rollercoaster, NSG wise. I am attempting to end it on a high note.

Have you considered G?

I would suggest H, but it turns out that there is no H note.

[Scomagia]

Kowani hits the nail on the head again. You're on a roll.

But you may substitute your roll for a biscuit for only fifty cents.

Fifty cents? What a half baked discount.

[Idzequitch]

*stares in horror at spoon*

What... what are you?!



Naturally

This positivity is infectious. Stop it.

But you may substitute your roll for a biscuit for only fifty cents.

Curse you, tempting me with delicious biscuits.

Search your feelings. You know you want a biscuit.

[Kowani]

Today has been a…rollercoaster, NSG wise. I am attempting to end it on a high note.

Have you considered G?

I would suggest H, but it turns out that there is no H note.

Where’d I put that guillotine..

[Bluelight-R006]

There’s always the chance of supplementing learning with fun creativity. Not with boring lessons and worksheets everywhere.

You’ll excuse me if I doubt the guy who called Santa an obstruction to critical thinking is in a good place to judge what constitutes a “boring worksheet.”

Definitely not, but surely entertainment to one’s preference is more fun than writing answers on a worksheet.

Today has been a…rollercoaster, NSG wise. I am attempting to end it on a high note.

Have you considered G?

I would suggest H, but it turns out that there is no H note.

Or A? A new beginning is also good. A9, not a low note as well.

[Kowani]

This positivity is infectious. Stop it.


Curse you, tempting me with delicious biscuits.

Search your feelings. You know you want a biscuit.

I do want a biscuit…

You’ll excuse me if I doubt the guy who called Santa an obstruction to critical thinking is in a good place to judge what constitutes a “boring worksheet.”

Definitely not, but surely entertainment to one’s preference is more fun than writing answers on a worksheet.

Fair.

[Scomagia]

Search your feelings. You know you want a biscuit.

I do want a biscuit…

Definitely not, but surely entertainment to one’s preference is more fun than writing answers on a worksheet.

Fair.

Biscuits are bad for you, Kowani. Too many carbs.

Although, maybe just one...

[Bluelight-R006]

I do want a biscuit…

Fair.

Biscuits are bad for you, Kowani. Too many carbs.

Although, maybe just one...

This would not be a good time to say, “From one grows a thousand.”

[Idzequitch]

Biscuits are bad for you, Kowani. Too many carbs.

Although, maybe just one...

This would not be a good time to say, “From one grows a thousand.”

If Kowani eats 1000 fullsize biscuits right now, I'd take a temporary pun hiatus.

[Thepeopl]

But you may substitute your roll for a biscuit for only fifty cents.

Fifty cents? What a half baked discount.

Maybe it is an artisanal, organic handmade biscuit?

[Bluelight-R006]

This would not be a good time to say, “From one grows a thousand.”

If Kowani eats 1000 fullsize biscuits right now, I'd take a temporary pun hiatus.

It’s a good thing it’s impossible for him to perform such a ‘miracle’.

[Idzequitch]

Fifty cents? What a half baked discount.

Maybe it is an artisanal, organic handmade biscuit?

You can also get a gluten free biscuit, but that one is a dollar extra.

[Kowani]

This would not be a good time to say, “From one grows a thousand.”

If Kowani eats 1000 fullsize biscuits right now, I'd take a temporary pun hiatus.

Watch me.

[Bluelight-R006]

If Kowani eats 1000 fullsize biscuits right now, I'd take a temporary pun hiatus.

Watch me.

I’ll help you.

[Idzequitch]

Watch me.

I’ll help you.

It's treason then...

[Idzequitch]

If Kowani eats 1000 fullsize biscuits right now, I'd take a temporary pun hiatus.

Watch me.

Watch him whip! And watch him nae-nae! Watch him whip, whip! And watch him nae-nae!

[Bluelight-R006]

I’ll help you.

It's treason then...

Bleh, who cares.

[Chan Island]

*stares in horror at spoon*

What... what are you?!



Naturally

This positivity is infectious. Stop it.

No!

[Idzequitch]

It's treason then...

Bleh, who cares.

I do. I have a pretty big stake in this whole affair, I would say.

[Kowani]

Watch me.

I’ll help you.

Why thank you!

Munch.

Watch me.

Watch him whip! And watch him nae-nae! Watch him whip, whip! And watch him nae-nae!

No.

This positivity is infectious. Stop it.

No!

I don’t like to feel good. I like to feel evil.