TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Chrinthanium]

.....Fried Oreos. Fried avocados. Fried......coke? As in 'coke' the soft drink?

That's it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

That sounds horrific. It isn't just because I prefer Pepsi over Coke, either.

[Pacomia]

Missouri, being the Show Me state...

North Carolina, being the Tar Heel state...

New York, being the Empire state...

Delaware, being the First state...

I see a problem with your plan.

Have you ever eaten an Empire? I bet you haven't. They're quite tasty with a bit of salt and pepper. Not a fan of Tar Heels, though. Kind of like pickled pigs feet, but more chewy and less tasty. Show Me's are also quite delicious. However, eating first is best because everything is still fresh and warm.

I'm in the Evergreen State. We've got giant portions.

[Big Jim P]

.....Fried Oreos. Fried avocados. Fried......coke? As in 'coke' the soft drink?

That's it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

[Chrinthanium]

Have you ever eaten an Empire? I bet you haven't. They're quite tasty with a bit of salt and pepper. Not a fan of Tar Heels, though. Kind of like pickled pigs feet, but more chewy and less tasty. Show Me's are also quite delicious. However, eating first is best because everything is still fresh and warm.

I'm in the Evergreen State. We've got giant portions.

Evergreens are full of fiber.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

.....Fried Oreos. Fried avocados. Fried......coke? As in 'coke' the soft drink?

That's it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

Fried water is a thing too

[Chrinthanium]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

I lived in North Carolina for 20 years. North Carolina BBQ > Texas BBQ.

[Chrinthanium]

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

...Barbecued Deep Fried Xtra Flamin Hot Cheetos?

No... no, just no!

[Pacomia]

...Barbecued Deep Fried Xtra Flamin Hot Cheetos?

No... no, just no!

DEEP FRIED AMERICAN FLAGS

[Valrifell]

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

I lived in North Carolina for 20 years. North Carolina BBQ > Texas BBQ.

Be careful, that's how you start fights.

[Valrifell]

No... no, just no!

DEEP FRIED AMERICAN FLAGS

BREADED WITH PURE JESUS

[Samudera Darussalam]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

Fried water is a thing too

......Like what I feared. Welp.

[Farnhamia]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

Fried first?

[Big Jim P]

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

...Barbecued Deep Fried Xtra Flamin Hot Cheetos?

Let's not be giving anyone any ideas. Especially not my relatives.

[Chrinthanium]

I lived in North Carolina for 20 years. North Carolina BBQ > Texas BBQ.

Be careful, that's how you start fights.

I speak truth, though.

DEEP FRIED AMERICAN FLAGS

DEEP FRIED NATIONSTATES-wait what?

Deep fried NSG gives me indigestion.

No... no, just no!

DEEP FRIED AMERICAN FLAGS

Some people are so patriotic that they literally can crap out American flags now.

[Big Jim P]

If we can't barbecue it, we'll fry it.

My sister has an old (OLD, she has all our genealogical date) family recipe for deep-fried barbecued spareribs.

Fried first?

Barbecued first. Then deep fried. Cut apart of course, not the whole slab at once.

[Valrifell]

...Barbecued Deep Fried Xtra Flamin Hot Cheetos?

Let's not be giving anyone any ideas. Especially not my relatives.

No, wait, I kind of want to see where this goes.

[Pacomia]

Fuck it, let's just liberate Cuba and deep-fry the whole damn country.

[Samudera Darussalam]

BREADED WITH PURE JESUS

WITH FARNHAMIA CRUMBS!

Sig worthy

Let's not be giving anyone any ideas. Especially not my relatives.

No, wait, I kind of want to see where this goes.

Same.

[Big Jim P]

Let's not be giving anyone any ideas. Especially not my relatives.

No, wait, I kind of want to see where this goes.

You don't know my relatives.

[Chrinthanium]

Fuck it, let's just liberate Cuba and deep-fry the whole damn country.

Global warming will do that for us.

[Farnhamia]

Fried first?

Barbecued first. Then deep fried. Cut apart of course, not the whole slab at once.

Huh. I suppose if you want a coating, then yes. I was thinking of frying them and then barbecuing, to get the nice glaze on them.

[Bluelight-R006]

I dropped my phone on the 4th floor of my school and it landed on the ledge upon which the railings stand. I learnt a lesson that I should be more careful.

[Pacomia]

Fuck it, let's just liberate Cuba and deep-fry the whole damn country.

That's either a war crime or the rapture.

And I'm not sure which.

Let Jesus descend from the heavens and deep fry us all.

[Big Jim P]

Barbecued first. Then deep fried. Cut apart of course, not the whole slab at once.

Huh. I suppose if you want a coating, then yes. I was thinking of frying them and then barbecuing, to get the nice glaze on them.

Might work.

Although I am now very suspicious at how few generations we need to go back to see if you and I are related.

[Pacomia]

Huh. I suppose if you want a coating, then yes. I was thinking of frying them and then barbecuing, to get the nice glaze on them.

Might work.

Although I am now very suspicious at how few generations we need to go back to see if you and I are related.

Surprise, he's your son.