Trump MAGAthread VIII: Make the MAGAthread Great Again

[Corrian]

Well there goes this Democrats chances of winning

[Washington Resistance Army]

Well there goes this Democrats chances of winning

Yeah, probably not the best idea.

[Steffan]

Well there goes this Democrats chances of winning

Dummie.

[Eol Sha]

Well there goes this Democrats chances of winning

It's not like they had a real chance to begin with.

[Zanera]

Well there goes this Democrats chances of winning

Big letters make big stories.

Let it weather away like the member count of the KKK.

[Ism]

Well there goes this Democrats chances of winning

Maybe he's using the Trump method of campaigning: say outlandish things and get elected anyway. Probably won't work if he's not running against someone unpopular though.

[Ifreann]

This is also on point.

Replace the Grand Staircase with an escalator. Trump's afraid of stairs.

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Activision joins the Trump train.

Next-Level Gaming: The New ‘Call Of Duty’ Will Penalize Players For Shooting Nazis Who Are Actually Very Fine People

We thought we couldn’t be any more excited for Call Of Duty: WWII. Oh, how wrong we were!

Details are still trickling out about the upcoming installment in the Call Of Duty franchise, but some new info shows just how committed Activision is to giving players a truly next-level gaming experience. Today we learned that this new entry won’t just offer gamers pulse-pounding combat in a historically accurate World War II setting; it will go even further by penalizing players for shooting Nazis who are actually very fine people!

Um, can we play this game now, please?

The new “Nazi Sense” mechanic adds a whole new gameplay dimension on top of Call Of Duty: WWII’s already intense firefights. Instead of just blasting away at every enemy soldier, players will have to consider whether each individual Nazi might be an otherwise decent person who just happens to be fighting alongside some real bad apples. Shoot a Nazi who’s actually a pillar of his community and is proud of his heritage and you’ll take a blow to your health or ammo. Shoot too many decent, hardworking Nazis, and you’ll have to start over from the last checkpoint.

For hardcore Call Of Duty fans and newbies alike, this development will definitely make playing through battles like the Normandy invasion and the Battle of the Bulge even more exciting than before. With their identical uniforms, similar shouted slogans, and almost indistinguishable behavior, gamers will have to push their skills to the limit to pick out the regular-Joe Nazis from the actually evil Nazis they’re supposed to shoot. But for true completists, it will be worth it when they unlock the “Just War” achievement for beating the game without shooting a single Nazi who, in fact, doesn’t agree on absolutely everything with his comrades!

Nazi Sense brings new strategic elements to the mix, too. When Nazis who are shooting at you because they’re driven by hateful, anti-Semitic ideology are standing side by side with Nazis who are shooting at you because they’re upstanding citizens who just want to return Germany to its former glory, you might have to think twice before tossing that grenade. Clearly, this is the shot in the arm that the Call Of Duty franchise needed!

Call Of Duty: WWII doesn’t come out until November, but if this is the kind of innovation that Activision’s bringing to the table, it can’t come soon enough.

I've already pre-purchased nineteen copies.

[Corrian]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

[Washington Resistance Army]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

Juggalos are now Nazis confirmed.

[Farnhamia]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

I'm glad I'm not moderating that.

[Ifreann]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

DC's gonna need a bigger police force.

[Empire of Cats]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

Ey, muchachos! Let's take these gringos!

[Corrian]

Actually, I shouldn't say Nazi's, but putting those two together sounds better.

[Galloism]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

I'm glad I'm not moderating that.

Hmm.

Looking at the map, a slight path change could make the two groups collide. With a little bit of luck, they could both assume the other is making fun of them.

I need another driver, a uhaul, and a semi.

[Empire of Cats]

I'm glad I'm not moderating that.

Hmm.

Looking at the map, a slight path change could make the two groups collide. With a little bit of luck, they could both assume the other is making fun of them.

I need another driver, a uhaul, and a semi truck.

Hmm.

https://www.penskeusedtrucks.com/truck-types/heavy-duty-trucks/?&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=NB%20-%20Heavy%20-%20Semi%20-%20Exact&utm_term=semis%20for%20sale&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgPzq99bf1QIVWJF-Ch22YAttEAAYASAAEgI3ZvD_BwE

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https://www.dryver.com/prices-and-services.html

Or you could hire me.

[Galloism]

Hmm.

Looking at the map, a slight path change could make the two groups collide. With a little bit of luck, they could both assume the other is making fun of them.

I need another driver, a uhaul, and a semi truck.

Hmm.

https://www.penskeusedtrucks.com/truck-types/heavy-duty-trucks/?&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=NB%20-%20Heavy%20-%20Semi%20-%20Exact&utm_term=semis%20for%20sale&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgPzq99bf1QIVWJF-Ch22YAttEAAYASAAEgI3ZvD_BwE

http://r.www.ironplanet.com/landingcategory.php?cat=trucks&sellerind=2&catchid=1503021464&cat=trucks&sellerind=2&acct=2870080190&kw=u%20haul%20trucks%20for%20sale&adid=194741024534&src=adwords-Search&MT=b&site=&sepos=1t2&device=c&campid=638950077&adgid=29104260306&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI0Y-podff1QIVlrfACh0CjwPSEAAYAiAAEgIrsPD_BwE

https://www.dryver.com/prices-and-services.html

Or you could hire me.

It involves a minor fender bender that by sheer coincidence disables both vehicles blocking an entire roadway.

[Bombadil]

It involves a minor fender bender that by sheer coincidence disables both vehicles blocking an entire roadway.

..so everyone is diverted down into a tunnel.. but no fear, Batman will save the day.

[Zanera]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

Neither group should seek to initiate potentially violent confrontations with the other, though the Juggalos should continue on with their planned march and the pro-Trumpers should continue with their rally.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

That's gonna be so fun.

Can't wait to see the news on that one if they meet up

[Galloism]

It involves a minor fender bender that by sheer coincidence disables both vehicles blocking an entire roadway.

..so everyone is diverted down into a tunnel.. but no fear, Batman will save the day.

I kinda thought I already was.

[Empire of Cats]

..so everyone is diverted down into a tunnel.. but no fear, Batman will save the day.

I kinda thought I already was.

Maybe that's because you also double as Darth Vader? People tend to confuse your good and well-meaning actions with....you know....force choking....those you don't like?

[Galloism]

I kinda thought I already was.

Maybe that's because you also double as Darth Vader? people tend to confuse your good and well-meaning actions with....you know....force choking....those you don't like?

That's also about saving the day.

My day.

From stupid.

[Zanera]

..so everyone is diverted down into a tunnel.. but no fear, Batman will save the day.

I kinda thought I already was.

No. You're Darth Vader. You do this. Get with the program.

[Washington Resistance Army]

So apparently someone on CNN actually said we should tear down statues of Washington and Jefferson because they owned slaves.

I wonder if she knows she's proving Trumps statement right. I think this link has the relevant video for anyone interested.

[Ifreann]

Juggalos and Nazi's will be in the same place on the same day

Neither group should seek to initiate potentially violent confrontations with the other, though the Juggalos should continue on with their planned march and the pro-Trumpers should continue with their rally.

Nothing would wreck Trump's head more than the Juggalos having a bigger rally than him. Oh man, imagine if people went to support the Juggalos instead of protesting the Trump rally.