Ewe Herd? Blaat's Been Called Baa-ck to TET Mother Sheep

[Aromanticism]

When politicians start talking about alternative truths, it is common for people to warm up to the idea of alternative realities.

And now I'm imagining a world where one can freely jump between realities a la D4C.

Now that sounds awesome.

[Pasong Tirad]

And now I'm imagining a world where one can freely jump between realities a la D4C.

Now that sounds awesome.

I would love to go into the alternate universe where I'm 5'9" and I inherited my dad's skin color instead of my mom's.

But that's my colonial mentality talking. I should be proud of being brown.

[Gallade]

This is witch hunting. SAD!

Witch hunting?
Which of them is the witch? Witch hunting is my favorite activity as a fictional religious fanatic!

ARGH! Burn the Pilgrim Puritan, he has powers!

Pretty average for the isles tbh, unless women have shrank up there in the two years I've been away most my age were somewhere between 5'4" and 5'8" and the kids have only been getting taller with each passing swarm of teens I see.

Vassenor would fit in just fine over here in the northern parts of the Netherlands. I'm 190 cm tall, females tend to be 10 cm shorter on average.

I need you all to pick a system of measurement. While I'm happy using both, all this switching has my mental calculator on overdrive.

[The One True Benxboro Empire]

Witch hunting?
Which of them is the witch? Witch hunting is my favorite activity as a fictional religious fanatic!

ARGH! Burn the Pilgrim Puritan, he has powers!

Vassenor would fit in just fine over here in the northern parts of the Netherlands. I'm 190 cm tall, females tend to be 10 cm shorter on average.

I need you all to pick a system of measurement. While I'm happy using both, all this switching has my mental calculator on overdrive.

I am sticking with whatever shit with "inches" was spewed out of London and inhabits the US while I resist the actions of the witches!

[Hurdergaryp]

Vassenor would fit in just fine over here in the northern parts of the Netherlands. I'm 190 cm tall, females tend to be 10 cm shorter on average.

I need you all to pick a system of measurement. While I'm happy using both, all this switching has my mental calculator on overdrive.

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

[Ethel mermania]

Now that sounds awesome.

I would love to go into the alternate universe where I'm 5'9" and I inherited my dad's skin color instead of my mom's.

But that's my colonial mentality talking. I should be proud of being brown.

You tan better.

[The One True Benxboro Empire]

I need you all to pick a system of measurement. While I'm happy using both, all this switching has my mental calculator on overdrive.

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

But my brain has been programmed...to accept US Customary!

[Aromanticism]

Now that sounds awesome.

I would love to go into the alternate universe where I'm 5'9" and I inherited my dad's skin color instead of my mom's.

But that's my colonial mentality talking. I should be proud of being brown.

I would prefer the one where I'm born without cerebral palsy and got to keep my childhood home, but that's just me.

[Higher Japan]

I need you all to pick a system of measurement. While I'm happy using both, all this switching has my mental calculator on overdrive.

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

^ this, but America says no

[Ethel mermania]

I need you all to pick a system of measurement. While I'm happy using both, all this switching has my mental calculator on overdrive.

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

Furlongs is best measurement.

[The One True Benxboro Empire]

I would love to go into the alternate universe where I'm 5'9" and I inherited my dad's skin color instead of my mom's.

But that's my colonial mentality talking. I should be proud of being brown.

I would prefer the one where I'm born without cerebral palsy and got to keep my childhood home, but that's just me.

That sounds like the best one.

[Aromanticism]

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

^ this, but America says no

Because America! Fuck yeah!!!

[Hurdergaryp]

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

But my brain has been programmed...to accept US Customary!

And you expect me to sympathize with your pathetic adherence to imperial inferiority? This shall not stand!

[New Visayan Islands]

And now I'm imagining a world where one can freely jump between realities a la D4C.

Now that sounds awesome.

Unless someone decides to weaponize D4C.

[Aromanticism]

I would prefer the one where I'm born without cerebral palsy and got to keep my childhood home, but that's just me.

That sounds like the best one.

It really does... *sniffs*

[The One True Benxboro Empire]

But my brain has been programmed...to accept US Customary!

And you expect me to sympathize with your pathetic adherence to imperial inferiority? This shall not stand!

My lord, noooo....

[Pasong Tirad]

I would love to go into the alternate universe where I'm 5'9" and I inherited my dad's skin color instead of my mom's.

But that's my colonial mentality talking. I should be proud of being brown.

You tan better.

Dude, that's the weird thing. I'm brown and I already tan so much. It's not natural. My mom doesn't tan at all but my light-skinned dad does.

[Ethel mermania]

But my brain has been programmed...to accept US Customary!

And you expect me to sympathize with your pathetic adherence to imperial inferiority? This shall not stand!

But it will sit.

[Vassenor]

Honestly the real problem isn't height. It's the rest of my size. But now I'm rambling.

[New haven america]

The global standard is the metric system. All shall accept the metric system, for it is the most logical way to measure objects.

^ this, but America says no

To add onto that, D/M/Y sucks, M/D/Y is best.

Hehehehe...

[Ethel mermania]

You tan better.

Dude, that's the weird thing. I'm brown and I already tan so much. It's not natural. My mom doesn't tan at all but my light-skinned dad does.

It is natural, there was a pretty cute Phillipina mom at the beach yesterday, she taned just fine.

[Aromanticism]

^ this, but America says no

To add onto that, D/M/Y sucks, M/D/Y is best.

Hehehehe...

Meh, I don't really care either way. *shrugs* Although for the record, I use D/M/Y.

[Pasong Tirad]

Dude, that's the weird thing. I'm brown and I already tan so much. It's not natural. My mom doesn't tan at all but my light-skinned dad does.

It is natural, there was a pretty cute Phillipina mom at the beach yesterday, she taned just fine.

Well I don't want to get darker man you would not believe how racist people are here against dark-skinned Filipinos.

[Hurdergaryp]

^ this, but America says no

To add onto that, D/M/Y sucks, M/D/Y is best.

Hehehehe...

[RIGHTEOUS METRIC WRATH INTENSIFIES]

[Higher Japan]

To add onto that, D/M/Y sucks, M/D/Y is best.

Hehehehe...

[RIGHTEOUS METRIC WRATH INTENSIFIES]

[DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES] We must take back the holy measurement.