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[Greater Redosia]

Sooner or later imperial measurements are only going to be used for measuring distances in miniature wargaming battles. Everything else can be done better and more efficient with the metric system.

but muh cubits...

I'll gather the army my lord, we shall teach these rebels the true might of the imperials.

[Dylar]

but muh cubits...

I'll gather the army my lord, we shall teach these rebels the true might of the imperials.

*voice gets distorted to sound eerily similar to Darth Vader* Do not fail me, General.

[Greater Redosia]

I'll gather the army my lord, we shall teach these rebels the true might of the imperials.

*voice gets distorted to sound eerily similar to Darth Vader* Do not fail me, General.

I won't my lord. procedes to attack rebel metric users.

[Hurdergaryp]

*voice gets distorted to sound eerily similar to Darth Vader* Do not fail me, General.

I won't my lord. procedes to attack rebel metric users.

And then everything became very silly, because you travelled miles where you should have travelled kilometers & now you are far behind enemy lines.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

I won't my lord. procedes to attack rebel metric users.

And then everything became very silly, because you travelled miles where you should have travelled kilometers & now you are far behind enemy lines.

After walking that long, they'd say their feet hurt.

Shame we only got meters.

[Ardrentt]

And then everything became very silly, because you travelled miles where you should have travelled kilometers & now you are far behind enemy lines.

After walking that long, they'd say their feet hurt.

Shame we only got meters.

But now we get to measure stuff!

Wait, what was this about?

[Greater Redosia]

I won't my lord. procedes to attack rebel metric users.

And then everything became very silly, because you travelled miles where you should have travelled kilometers & now you are far behind enemy lines.

Good time to take out their supplies!

[Hammer Britannia]

Who else can't wait til Earth becomes Mad Max because NationStates shuts down for 5 seconds?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Who else can't wait til Earth becomes Mad Max because NationStates shuts down for 5 seconds?

If there is someone like Charlize Theron in the mix, I'm in.

[Hurdergaryp]

And then everything became very silly, because you travelled miles where you should have travelled kilometers & now you are far behind enemy lines.

Good time to take out their supplies!

Your face when the only supply dump you encounter is a vast stockpile of moist towels.

[Ethel mermania]

Good time to take out their supplies!

Your face when the only supply dump you encounter is a vast stockpile of moist towels.

At least our tushes will be nice and clean.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Your face when the only supply dump you encounter is a vast stockpile of moist towels.

At least our tushes will be nice and clean.

All we need to do is pants you.

[Abserdia]

My parents made fun of my brother's liking for both 50's music and Mexican music.
Serious question incoming...
What the heck is wrong with either of those?

[Ardrentt]

My parents made fun of my brother's liking for both 50's music and Mexican music.
Serious question incoming...
What the heck is wrong with either of those?

Obviously both crimes against humanity.

Somehow.

[Hurdergaryp]

Using method: ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

The question is if something was lost in translation, or if things that should not have been written accidentally found their way into the mortal realm again.

[Greater Redosia]

Using method: ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

The question is if something was lost in translation, or if things that should not have been written accidentally found their way into the mortal realm again.

So....it's a sandwiched stuffed into two sandwiches stuffed into a d100 that's in a sandwiched press?

[Ardrentt]

Using method: ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

The question is if something was lost in translation, or if things that should not have been written accidentally found their way into the mortal realm again.

The souls of a thousand damned, sordid beings seems fair enough a price for the delicacy of a snack within which the ingredient of the sandwich is contained by the snack-ness of the food.

[Hurdergaryp]

[Ethel mermania]

At least our tushes will be nice and clean.

All we need to do is pants you.

Do I say such mean, rotten and nasty things to you?

[Ardrentt]

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All hail our lord and saviour the mighty sleep- sheep

The tired consumes me. I will retire to my quarters... at some point.

[Hurdergaryp]

All we need to do is pants you.

Do I say such mean, rotten and nasty things to you?

Of course you don't, Ethel. Actions speak louder than words, after all.

(Image)

All hail our lord and saviour the mighty sleep- sheep

The tired consumes me. I will retire to my quarters... at some point.

Or just fall asleep while trying to type a witty response, like a true netizen.

[Greater Redosia]

All hail our lord and saviour the mighty sleep- sheep

The tired consumes me. I will retire to my quarters... at some point.

Or just fall asleep while trying to type a witty response, like a true netizen.

B-but sleep is for the weak! Wake up early and fall asleep late!

[Kannap]

My parents made fun of my brother's liking for both 50's music and Mexican music.
Serious question incoming...
What the heck is wrong with either of those?

Nothing wrong with either of those, but don't get me started on 50's Mexican music.

[Abserdia]

My parents made fun of my brother's liking for both 50's music and Mexican music.
Serious question incoming...
What the heck is wrong with either of those?

Nothing wrong with either of those, but don't get me started on 50's Mexican music.

50's Mexican jazz is my favorite genre.

[Greater Redosia]

Nothing wrong with either of those, but don't get me started on 50's Mexican music.

50's Mexican jazz is my favorite genre.

I like 80s, rave, and techno music, as well as a good nightcore once in a while.