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[Dumb Ideologies]

I fixed it with another one...I already know that I'm terrible at this thing called Internet!

And to think that some believe that snark can't be used to better people.

Ugh. The cloying stench of redemptive aspirations.

Snark is only for battering, never for bettering.

[Hurdergaryp]

Looks like some heavy duty salvation is needed here. Send in the shocktroopers.

~ThEy'Ll NeVeR sUrViVe ThE mOrRiGaN~

Such fun we have here.

Now it's true that the Morrigan is a decent enough BattleMech for it's weight class, but it will not be able to withstand slower but heavier designs such as the Crusader or the Templar.

[Vassenor]

Right, so all I've learned today is I need hobbies that don't make me so angry all the time.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Right, so all I've learned today is I need hobbies that don't make me so angry all the time.

I guess you're leaving NSG then.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I keep telling myself that I must remain calm because there's no point in worrying overly much for a hurricane's path (I can't change anything), but I feel like my heart is divided. My mom and grandma are at the mercy of the hurricane (Maria, currently hitting the Lesser Antilles and en route to Puerto Rico), and I'm over here. The sense of helplessness is huge. But the truth is I can't do a thing about it so... tequila shots for the soul.

The best thing your family can do is be prepared and move to higher and more secure ground. If you are religious then pray to give yourself strength - even if it might not change the hurricane's path. There is only so much you can do from where you are. I know full well the helplessness of being far, far away from people in need and the feeling truly has eaten away at me over the years. As always I will deliver lots of over the internet to anyone who needs them.

I am glad to know they're ok. But the news coverage is showing some terrible images and videos. Some areas are flooded, roads looking like veritable rivers. But thankfully, most people seem to be ok. Except some who are tempting fate and going out into this thing.

[Hurdergaryp]

Right, so all I've learned today is I need hobbies that don't make me so angry all the time.

I guess you're leaving NSG then.

One does not simply leave NationStates General.

[Dylar]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

[Dumb Ideologies]

I guess you're leaving NSG then.

One does not simply leave NationStates General.

That clause about ownership of the soul in the terms and conditions is tricksy but, as proven in several legal challenges, completely watertight.

[Dumb Ideologies]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

Let the bomb scatter the students, that's what I say.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

My god; were there casualties and/or injuries? Are you safe?

[Immoren]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

Too late for foxholes.

[Dylar]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

My god; were there casualties and/or injuries? Are you safe?

No casualties, no injuries, turns out the entire school district was on lockdown, and we took like 10 minutes evacing the whole building since the teachers wanted us to go through one set of doors instead of saying "Go through all the doors and reconvene at the football field(even though that's tactically unsound to group 3500 people in one spot especially if a student had the bomb in their bag)" and we were outside for like 20 minutes until admin said that they were "confident that there's no bomb." and there's no way that five police cars with 2 cops each could sweep the entire building going through lockers and trash cans especially since they didn't have any K-9 Units with them...

But I'm fine...just frustrated that admin can't think strategically when it comes to bomb threats. Almost like hiding under a desk in case of nuclear attack...

[Ethel mermania]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

The idea is so they know where everyone is, in the event of a disaster. So if a bomb does go off in thr school they don't have to go back in to find you. We do something similar as to a meeting point.

I have told my boss that in event of a building evacuation, I will be in the bar around the corner.

[Dylar]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

The idea is so they know where everyone is, in the event of a disaster. So if a bomb does go off in thr school they don't have to go back in to find you. We do something similar as to a meeting point.

I have told my boss that in event of a building evacuation, I will be in the bar around the corner.

I mean, you could tell people to go rendezvous at the fire station which is just a little bit further than the football field, since the football field happens to be near the athletic dept.'s side of the building. Like, near enough that if the bomb was placed in the athletic dept. shrapnel and debris could be blown towards the football stadium injuring, or even killing, some of the people. And if the bomb was big enough, the shockwave from the blast will certainly kill/injure more.

[Vassenor]

So...I got a bomb threat for my school, and the administration had the great idea of sending all 3500 high school kids to the football field instead of, you know, scattering everyone to diminish the amount of casualties, if said bomb actually went off...

The idea is so they know where everyone is, in the event of a disaster. So if a bomb does go off in thr school they don't have to go back in to find you. We do something similar as to a meeting point.

I have told my boss that in event of a building evacuation, I will be in the bar around the corner.

Yeah, the bomb drill is generally the same as the fire drill.

[Ethel mermania]

The idea is so they know where everyone is, in the event of a disaster. So if a bomb does go off in thr school they don't have to go back in to find you. We do something similar as to a meeting point.

I have told my boss that in event of a building evacuation, I will be in the bar around the corner.

I mean, you could tell people to go rendezvous at the fire station which is just a little bit further than the football field, since the football field happens to be near the athletic dept.'s side of the building. Like, near enough that if the bomb was placed in the athletic dept. shrapnel and debris could be blown towards the football stadium injuring, or even killing, some of the people. And if the bomb was big enough, the shockwave from the blast will certainly kill/injure more.

The last building I worked in was 6 story brick on steel frame. We were suppose to meet across the street in the event of fire. Of course when a steel she'll expands from heat it would have pushed the bricks out to crush us in our "safe " area. That was the first time I told my supervisor I would be in a bar around the corner.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

[Luziyca]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

That's because they have to warm up.

[Ethel mermania]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

Once again I am chopped liver

[Luziyca]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

Once again I am chopped liver

Eh.

I need to do a few things today. Mainly begin to recycle some bottles.

Don't wanna do much tho.

[Ethel mermania]

Once again I am chopped liver

Eh.

I need to do a few things today. Mainly begin to recycle some bottles.

Don't wanna do much tho.

Just do the bottoms. Half a days work.

[Gallade]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

Once again I am chopped liver

Tbf yours is so marinated at this point it's only use would be as a foodstuff, no foul.

[Ethel mermania]

Once again I am chopped liver

Tbf yours is so marinated at this point it's only use would be as a foodstuff, no foul.

Fair.

[Philjia]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

You'll just have to make do with us nerds.

[Hurdergaryp]

I always miss all the cool people being online.

You'll just have to make do with us nerds.

Goddamn nerds with their obscure references, random movie quotes and weird hobbies!