Ewe Herd? Blaat's Been Called Baa-ck to TET Mother Sheep

[Abserdia]

Now, please remember the target demographics of this show:

And consider that if the moral guardians from beyond the fourth wall throw their temper tantrum, then this universe will end. And that's terrible.

Fuck demographics. *Nod*

It is impossible for a TV show to appeal to literally everyone. Target demographics are needed.

[Serrus]

[EXPLETIVE EXPLETIVE], shouldn't we all know better than to use that [EXPLETIVE] language around here?

Now, please remember the target demographics of this show:

And consider that if the moral guardians from beyond the fourth wall throw their temper tantrum, then this universe will end. And that's terrible.

Oh fuuuudge, we gonna die.
Disclaimer, no matter how many times you guys swear, the closest I will get is pseudo-profanities because I am that type of weirdo.
And swaglord...
*turns to fourth wall*
EFF YOU, MORAL GUARDIANS. Ain't nobody gonna tell me what I am not allowed to say on this wonderful multiverse known as the Internet.

[Abserdia]

Now, please remember the target demographics of this show:

And consider that if the moral guardians from beyond the fourth wall throw their temper tantrum, then this universe will end. And that's terrible.

Oh fuuuudge, we gonna die.
Disclaimer, no matter how many times you guys swear, the closest I will get is pseudo-profanities because I am that type of weirdo.
And swaglord...
*turns to fourth wall*
EFF YOU, MORAL GUARDIANS. Ain't nobody gonna tell me what I am not allowed to say on this wonderful multiverse known as the Internet.

You had all that potential, but you still said "eff."

You blew it.

[Serrus]

Oh fuuuudge, we gonna die.
Disclaimer, no matter how many times you guys swear, the closest I will get is pseudo-profanities because I am that type of weirdo.
And swaglord...
*turns to fourth wall*
EFF YOU, MORAL GUARDIANS. Ain't nobody gonna tell me what I am not allowed to say on this wonderful multiverse known as the Internet.

You had all that potential, but you still said "eff."

You blew it.

It was my choice to do so. And that's what matters. I literally can't bring myself to curse in any language.

[USS Monitor]

You had all that potential, but you still said "eff."

You blew it.

It was my choice to do so. And that's what matters. I literally can't bring myself to curse in any language.

Why?

[Empire of Cats]

It was my choice to do so. And that's what matters. I literally can't bring myself to curse in any language.

Why?

I'm with him. I just can't bring myself to curse.

[Abserdia]

Why?

I'm with him. I just can't bring myself to curse.

It makes that moment when you do so much more impactful.

[Ethel mermania]

I'm with him. I just can't bring myself to curse.

It makes that moment when you do so much more impactful.

Fucking true

[Albrenia]

for what?

Being part of an evil conspiracy to poison local waterways/farms/whatever else crazy people think of. Apparently.

I do volunteer work for a local wildlife sanctuary and we've just done our first poison drop within the sanctuary. Last night and today we ran into a few protesters, and I got called a Nazi. Overall I think it went well.

I'm interested. Putting down poison for pests or something?

That people would protest against doing volunteer work for a wildlife sanctuary baffles me.

[USS Monitor]

Why?

I'm with him. I just can't bring myself to curse.

I live in Massachusetts. I'm required by state law to curse. There's a quota for f-bombs you have to drop or you get penalized on your state taxes.

[Empire of Cats]

I'm with him. I just can't bring myself to curse.

I live in Massachusetts. I'm required by state law to curse. There's a quota for f-bombs you have to drop or you get penalized on your state taxes.

Well, that's just great. Those [CENSORED^900TH POWER ] can all go [REDACTED, AGAIN] in their own [GUESS WHAT? CENSORED AGAIN] and then they can take their [YEAH,THAT'S NOT GONNA FLY] and shove it up their [YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?]. Then they can all go and impregnate [UH-UH. NOT GONNA HAPPEN] and when they're done with that, they can [YOU'RE MAKING SAILORS EVERYWHERE BLUSH] Kim Kardashian and her whole family. Oh, and [IS THIS OVER YET?] censorship with a massive, amazingly sinister, rusty, HIV-coated,covfefe-laden [WOW. JUST....WOW] that would give Bill Belichick nightmares.

EXCUSE my language, but that's just how I feel.

Awaiting incoming ban hammer in 3...2...1...

[USS Monitor]

I live in Massachusetts. I'm required by state law to curse. There's a quota for f-bombs you have to drop or you get penalized on your state taxes.

Well, that's just great. Those [CENSORED^900TH POWER ] can all go [REDACTED, AGAIN] in their own [GUESS WHAT? CENSORED AGAIN] and then they can take their [YEAH,THAT'S NOT GONNA FLY] and shove it up their [YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?]. Then they can all go and impregnate [UH-UH. NOT GONNA HAPPEN] and when they're done with that, they can [YOU'RE MAKING SAILORS EVERYWHERE BLUSH] Kim Kardashian and her whole family. Oh, and [IS THIS OVER YET?] censorship with a massive, amazingly sinister, rusty, HIV-coated,covfefe-laden [WOW. JUST....WOW] that would give Bill Belichick nightmares.

EXCUSE my language, but that's just how I feel.

Awaiting incoming ban hammer in 3...2...1...

You got one thing right. I do make sailors blush.

[Kannap]

I cannot help but notice that I have been here less and less since starting at UNCA. I miss being around here but am also busy socializing and being an extrovert for once in my life.

[Auremena]

I cannot help but notice that I have been here less and less since starting at UNCA. I miss being around here but am also busy socializing and being an extrovert for once in my life.

Sounds like me since I started indulging. I got rl friends now, even somehow a bf and gf that are total cuties and we all love eachother a lot and idk why cause I'm such a weirdo and live farther away and generally feel inferior in every single way.

Well, that's just great. Those [CENSORED^900TH POWER ] can all go [REDACTED, AGAIN] in their own [GUESS WHAT? CENSORED AGAIN] and then they can take their [YEAH,THAT'S NOT GONNA FLY] and shove it up their [YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?]. Then they can all go and impregnate [UH-UH. NOT GONNA HAPPEN] and when they're done with that, they can [YOU'RE MAKING SAILORS EVERYWHERE BLUSH] Kim Kardashian and her whole family. Oh, and [IS THIS OVER YET?] censorship with a massive, amazingly sinister, rusty, HIV-coated,covfefe-laden [WOW. JUST....WOW] that would give Bill Belichick nightmares.

EXCUSE my language, but that's just how I feel.

Awaiting incoming ban hammer in 3...2...1...

You got one thing right. I do make sailors blush.

#toottootmothafocka

[The Blaatschapen]

I cannot help but notice that I have been here less and less since starting at UNCA. I miss being around here but am also busy socializing and being an extrovert for once in my life.

Huzzah!

[Yagon]

I cannot help but notice that I have been here less and less since starting at UNCA. I miss being around here but am also busy socializing and being an extrovert for once in my life.

Huzzah!

Additional Huzzah!

[Dumb Ideologies]

I cannot help but notice that I have been here less and less since starting at UNCA. I miss being around here but am also busy socializing and being an extrovert for once in my life.

That'll change in a few weeks when you realise the crushing truth that all your new friends are terrible people who need to be stuffed upside down in the appropriate provided bins.

[Philjia]

I had a late night attack of the shits so now I feel just greeeeeeeaaaaaat...

[Pasong Tirad]

Good birthday so far. Bought a bike, biked over 5km to get it back home. Legs are dead, dog is sniffing bike.

[Yagon]

Legs are dead, dog is sniffing bike.

This is much better than the reverse.

[Yagon]

I cannot help but notice that I have been here less and less since starting at UNCA. I miss being around here but am also busy socializing and being an extrovert for once in my life.

That'll change in a few weeks when you realise the crushing truth that all your new friends are terrible people who need to be stuffed upside down in the appropriate provided bins.

They could also be ISISesess's. Radicalized.

I just realized when I was a boy, "radical" was a lifestyle concept associated with selling mountain dew and mountain bikes, which were drank and put to rot on porches respectively.

Now "radical" is being used to frame a global "Muslim Vs. Christian Abrahamic Death Match 3000" conflict that starts as imaginary and then maybe happens.

Phil Collins fuckin' lied to me.

[Aromanticism]

Insert opinion on irrelevant issue here.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

Insert opinion on irrelevant issue here.

Hello Aro, how are you?

[Gallade]

It makes that moment when you do so much more impactful.

Fucking true

Haven't been able to call anyone a mighty cunt for quite some time.

This has been a huge and very upsetting issue and I may have to retreat back to the emerald isle for Christmas to unleash the backlog.

[The Blaatschapen]

Fucking true

Haven't been able to call anyone a mighty cunt for quite some time.

This has been a huge and very upsetting issue and I may have to retreat back to the emerald isle for Christmas to unleash the backlog.

I'll l be there at the end of the week. Better get a flight soon.