If you were a mutant

[Valrifell]

Until you get like impaled an immobilized and suffer from what would otherwise be a slow and painful death but without the death part.

I wouldn't suffer as I'd heal too fast. Deadpool can survive decapitations.

You'd inevitably end up completely isolated in a changing society you can never hope to understand, watch your fellow man-things evolve into weird creatures, and have it culminate with you floating in an endless void after slowly watching every light source in the universe go out, one by one.

Sure, the lead up to all of those things would be somewhat enjoyable (minus the constant emotional scarring from death and other things), but the end is essentially death anyway. Except your conscious for all nothing happening.

Honestly, the concept of eternity as a whole frightens me more than death.

[Neanderthaland]

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Doesn't sound like a very useful power.

[Sovaal]

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Doesn't sound like a very useful power.

Well you just haven't been tagged yet.

[Thermodolia]

I wouldn't suffer as I'd heal too fast. Deadpool can survive decapitations.

You'd inevitably end up completely isolated in a changing society you can never hope to understand, watch your fellow man-things evolve into weird creatures, and have it culminate with you floating in an endless void after slowly watching every light source in the universe go out, one by one.

Sure, the lead up to all of those things would be somewhat enjoyable (minus the constant emotional scarring from death and other things), but the end is essentially death anyway. Except your conscious for all nothing happening.

Honestly, the concept of eternity as a whole frightens me more than death.

Ya the concept of eternity scares me as well. Though I'm not sure that the healing power would be strong enough to withstand a supernova so that would probably kill me.

[Calladan]

Idk I still like the idea of invisibility and a deadpool style healing factor

Until you get like impaled an immobilized and suffer from what would otherwise be a slow and painful death but without the death part.

Actual spoiler alert here. For real.

That reminds me of the end of Alias.

Arvin Sloane was obsessed with obtaining immortality. He betrayed his country, he lost his wife and eventually he killed his own daughter in order to learn the secret of how to be immortal.

And he did - in the series finale, he learned the secret and became completely immortal. Gun shots, stab wounds - nothing would kill him. He would live forever.

And then Jack Bristow confronted him inside a tomb by detonating a suicide vest. It killed Jack, but because Sloane was immortal, he came back to life, but found himself trapped under a collapsed pillar. A pillar that was too heavy to move, and that had him pinned against the stone floor. The entrance to the tomb was completely collapsed and no one knew he was there. So - essentially - he was going to live for ever, but be trapped forever (and alone) in the tomb.

Which, come to think of it, is another reason I wouldn't want to be immortal......

[The Blaatschapen]

Until you get like impaled an immobilized and suffer from what would otherwise be a slow and painful death but without the death part.

Actual spoiler alert here. For real.

That reminds me of the end of Alias.

Arvin Sloane was obsessed with obtaining immortality. He betrayed his country, he lost his wife and eventually he killed his own daughter in order to learn the secret of how to be immortal.

And he did - in the series finale, he learned the secret and became completely immortal. Gun shots, stab wounds - nothing would kill him. He would live forever.

And then Jack Bristow confronted him inside a tomb by detonating a suicide vest. It killed Jack, but because Sloane was immortal, he came back to life, but found himself trapped under a collapsed pillar. A pillar that was too heavy to move, and that had him pinned against the stone floor. The entrance to the tomb was completely collapsed and no one knew he was there. So - essentially - he was going to live for ever, but be trapped forever (and alone) in the tomb.

Which, come to think of it, is another reason I wouldn't want to be immortal......

This is why you get a phone and hope for coverage.

Alternatively, hope for Archeologists not being lazy

[Camicon]

Actual spoiler alert here. For real.

That reminds me of the end of Alias.

Arvin Sloane was obsessed with obtaining immortality. He betrayed his country, he lost his wife and eventually he killed his own daughter in order to learn the secret of how to be immortal.

And he did - in the series finale, he learned the secret and became completely immortal. Gun shots, stab wounds - nothing would kill him. He would live forever.

And then Jack Bristow confronted him inside a tomb by detonating a suicide vest. It killed Jack, but because Sloane was immortal, he came back to life, but found himself trapped under a collapsed pillar. A pillar that was too heavy to move, and that had him pinned against the stone floor. The entrance to the tomb was completely collapsed and no one knew he was there. So - essentially - he was going to live for ever, but be trapped forever (and alone) in the tomb.

Which, come to think of it, is another reason I wouldn't want to be immortal......

This is why you get a phone and hope for coverage.

Alternatively, hope for Archeologists not being lazy

Alternatively-alternatively, don't piss someone off so badly that they decide to bury you deep under the earth

[The Blaatschapen]

This is why you get a phone and hope for coverage.

Alternatively, hope for Archeologists not being lazy

Alternatively-alternatively, don't piss someone off so badly that they decide to bury you deep under the earth

Good advice regardless of being immortal.

Being at the bottom of the sea is okay though. At least you will have decent company (uss monitor)

[Camicon]

Alternatively-alternatively, don't piss someone off so badly that they decide to bury you deep under the earth

Good advice regardless of being immortal.

Being at the bottom of the sea is okay though. At least you will have decent company (uss monitor)

Plus, being at the bottom of the sea, you could probably befriend a giant squid, and then go sink some fishing vessels like the krakens of old.

[Dylar]

Good advice regardless of being immortal.

Being at the bottom of the sea is okay though. At least you will have decent company (uss monitor)

Plus, being at the bottom of the sea, you could probably befriend a giant squid, and then go sink some fishing vessels like the krakens of old.

Until mankind's technology evolves and every fishermen decides to use highly manuverable hovercraft.

[Camicon]

Plus, being at the bottom of the sea, you could probably befriend a giant squid, and then go sink some fishing vessels like the krakens of old.

Until mankind's technology evolves and every fishermen decides to use highly manuverable hovercraft.

Flying giant squids?

[Calladan]

Good advice regardless of being immortal.

Being at the bottom of the sea is okay though. At least you will have decent company (uss monitor)

Plus, being at the bottom of the sea, you could probably befriend a giant squid, and then go sink some fishing vessels like the krakens of old.

Weirdly - I have a quote for that.

"If you are thinking of summoning a giant squid, don't bother - I've already tried it"

(Do you know how long I have been waiting to use that quote in a context it where it would make sense?? Thank you!!!)

[The V O I D]

Alternatively, I could always say 'fuck it' and be lazy, and say maybe my power would be omnipathy.

Omnipathy is tl;dr telepathy across the entire multiverse/omniverse, as well as being able to control all minds within my range, and see/hear/feel everything in the multiverse/omniverse so as to be a perfect universal empath. It even carries across timelines and dimensions.

[Purpelia]

Can it be used to slowly and subtly drive people insane so that they kill them self? If yes, you should definitively give it a try.

[Valrifell]

Alternatively, I could always say 'fuck it' and be lazy, and say maybe my power would be omnipathy.

Omnipathy is tl;dr telepathy across the entire multiverse/omniverse, as well as being able to control all minds within my range, and see/hear/feel everything in the multiverse/omniverse so as to be a perfect universal empath. It even carries across timelines and dimensions.

You better specify that only happens at your will, otherwise you'd just literally drive yourself insane.

[Purpelia]

Alternatively, I could always say 'fuck it' and be lazy, and say maybe my power would be omnipathy.

Omnipathy is tl;dr telepathy across the entire multiverse/omniverse, as well as being able to control all minds within my range, and see/hear/feel everything in the multiverse/omniverse so as to be a perfect universal empath. It even carries across timelines and dimensions.

You better specify that only happens at your will, otherwise you'd just literally drive yourself insane.

Or you could not tell him that and we could instead sit back and watch. Seriously, don't spoil the fun.

[The V O I D]

Alternatively, I could always say 'fuck it' and be lazy, and say maybe my power would be omnipathy.

Omnipathy is tl;dr telepathy across the entire multiverse/omniverse, as well as being able to control all minds within my range, and see/hear/feel everything in the multiverse/omniverse so as to be a perfect universal empath. It even carries across timelines and dimensions.

You better specify that only happens at your will, otherwise you'd just literally drive yourself insane.

Pretty sure omnipathy includes 'absolute mental condition' or something along those lines under its sub-powers; meaning my mind is always stable despite having so much data to work with.

I'd also troll people by communicating with a timeline version of me that is in a timeline similar to our own except for whatever action I'm about to take, so if I'm in a fight, I tell the other me to punch with his left fist, while personally plotting to punch right. Using omnipathic bullshit, I grab the other timeline version of the person I'm fighting and swap their perceptions; making alt-timeline opponent see my fist coming from his left, while my opponent sees a fist coming from his right. They both block incorrectly and get punched out.

And, come to think of it, I can experience all timelines like that: where the only dissimilarity is my actions, so I can see every option and choice and fake out my opponents in all timelines, fucking with them using quantum bullshit.

[Yes Im Biop]

I'de like to be a shapeshifter like Mystique, seeing as she can changer her body size and what not. Alwayse hated how i looked so that would be awsome, and ya know, spying and assassination and stuff too

[Purpelia]

You better specify that only happens at your will, otherwise you'd just literally drive yourself insane.

Pretty sure omnipathy includes 'absolute mental condition' or something along those lines under its sub-powers; meaning my mind is always stable despite having so much data to work with.

I'd also troll people by communicating with a timeline version of me that is in a timeline similar to our own except for whatever action I'm about to take, so if I'm in a fight, I tell the other me to punch with his left fist, while personally plotting to punch right. Using omnipathic bullshit, I grab the other timeline version of the person I'm fighting and swap their perceptions; making alt-timeline opponent see my fist coming from his left, while my opponent sees a fist coming from his right. They both block incorrectly and get punched out.

And, come to think of it, I can experience all timelines like that: where the only dissimilarity is my actions, so I can see every option and choice and fake out my opponents in all timelines, fucking with them using quantum bullshit.

Trolling people is all well and true. But you can't tell me you've newer been tempted to take it to the final step.

It's quite easy really, winding them up and watching them go. You start by messing around in their mind changing memories of little things like where they parked their car or how much money they have in their wallet. Just enough to get them to doubt their own memory. After a while you'll have them so screwed up that they'll be double and triple checking everything. And that's when you drop the big one.

Now what this "big one" is to be is entirely up to you. You can use suspicion, like say you make them think their wife is cheating. Or you can make them suddenly "remember" traumatic memories about a priest even though they aren't religious. Just improvise really. If you did the preparation right at this point they should be ready to believe anything. And when you've had your fun just give them a nice shove over the edge and watch them go.

Given the fantastic nature of this thread I have decided to basically go all out and roleplay a character. I am not an actual maniacal telepath bent on mind raping people into suicide in real life. Not that this should need saying, but like just in case. On the plus side, if reading this is something that puts you at ease that means I am doing my writing right.

[Camicon]

You better specify that only happens at your will, otherwise you'd just literally drive yourself insane.

Pretty sure omnipathy includes 'absolute mental condition' or something along those lines under its sub-powers; meaning my mind is always stable despite having so much data to work with.

I'd also troll people by communicating with a timeline version of me that is in a timeline similar to our own except for whatever action I'm about to take, so if I'm in a fight, I tell the other me to punch with his left fist, while personally plotting to punch right. Using omnipathic bullshit, I grab the other timeline version of the person I'm fighting and swap their perceptions; making alt-timeline opponent see my fist coming from his left, while my opponent sees a fist coming from his right. They both block incorrectly and get punched out.

And, come to think of it, I can experience all timelines like that: where the only dissimilarity is my actions, so I can see every option and choice and fake out my opponents in all timelines, fucking with them using quantum bullshit.

Life without any challenge would be supremely boring.

[Luminesa]

I'de like to be a shapeshifter like Mystique, seeing as she can changer her body size and what not. Alwayse hated how i looked so that would be awsome, and ya know, spying and assassination and stuff too

I'm...um...sorry you don't like how you look.

[The V O I D]

Pretty sure omnipathy includes 'absolute mental condition' or something along those lines under its sub-powers; meaning my mind is always stable despite having so much data to work with.

I'd also troll people by communicating with a timeline version of me that is in a timeline similar to our own except for whatever action I'm about to take, so if I'm in a fight, I tell the other me to punch with his left fist, while personally plotting to punch right. Using omnipathic bullshit, I grab the other timeline version of the person I'm fighting and swap their perceptions; making alt-timeline opponent see my fist coming from his left, while my opponent sees a fist coming from his right. They both block incorrectly and get punched out.

And, come to think of it, I can experience all timelines like that: where the only dissimilarity is my actions, so I can see every option and choice and fake out my opponents in all timelines, fucking with them using quantum bullshit.

Life without any challenge would be supremely boring.

Nah. But then again, with omnipathy, even if I did find myself in a pickle, just assume direct control of all minds in my general vicinity (read: the same universe and nearby universes, maybe even other timelines and such that are 'close' relatively speaking) and get out of the situation.

[Yes Im Biop]

I'de like to be a shapeshifter like Mystique, seeing as she can changer her body size and what not. Alwayse hated how i looked so that would be awsome, and ya know, spying and assassination and stuff too

I'm...um...sorry you don't like how you look.

Blame the pukes in high school, Shape Shifting would be great, coupled with eternal life and hello future ruler of mars

[California Prime]

I would want to be a telepath like professor-x, and I would seek out rich and powerful businessmen and politicians and pick their minds, the ones who are particularly awful crooks and fraudsters would get a rude awakening, as I would take over their minds when they speak publicly and just force them to admit their true motives, loyalties, and past actions.

[New Visayan Islands]

I'm...um...sorry you don't like how you look.

Blame the pukes in high school, Shape Shifting would be great, coupled with eternal life and hello future ruler of mars

Enjoy ruling Mars with 35 more iterations of yourself.

Personally, I think chronomancy would be my best bet. Stopping time, erasing it, rewinding it, even accelerating it... I know I risk going insane with all the ways I can dick with time, but still.

TIME MANIPULATION, people!