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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:45 am

Frank Zipper wrote:Theresa May's government "could come apart like a chocolate orange".

Top marks to the head of the NAO for conjuring up that image.


The addition of the DUP will eliminate the chance of chaos - there will be chocolate orange order.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:33 am

Frank Zipper wrote:Theresa May's government "could come apart like a chocolate orange".

Top marks to the head of the NAO for conjuring up that image.


Chocolate Orange Clockwork, the current state of Dutch football. And also of Northern Irish politics.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:58 am

Theresa May shed a "little tear" at the exit poll, apparently.

So this being the top story on the BBC website is a thing. She can't even talk convincingly about authentic human emotion - pot/kettle, I know - as this is not a reaction that a single real person would have.

Either you'd be in floods of the damn things or be ranting Downfall style at all your advisors and kicking and punching holes in the walls.

"A little tear"? Piss off!
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Postby Frank Zipper » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:34 am

Are we sure Theresa May didn't actually say "I shed my skin"?
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:29 am

Frank Zipper wrote:Are we sure Theresa May didn't actually say "I shed my skin"?

Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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Postby Dooom35796821595 » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:35 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:
Frank Zipper wrote:Are we sure Theresa May didn't actually say "I shed my skin"?

Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.
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Postby Alvecia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:44 am

Dooom35796821595 wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

Thin shaming now are we? Disgraceful. Slitheen shouldn't be held to these unreasonable fat standards.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:45 am

Every single politician in stormont should have their pay cut completely till they form a government. Its a load of nonsense that services in NI lose more money and regular people get fucked over whilst those twats get paid for doing fuck all other than whinging at one another.




Sorry, im continuing to vent my "displeasure" at the government "talks" here.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:46 am

Dooom35796821595 wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

Thats Racist.

*Ding*
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Postby Irona » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:47 am

Dooom35796821595 wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

BoJo on the other hand... it would explain why he's so weird
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Postby Philjia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:49 am

Dooom35796821595 wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

In The Sarah Jane Adventures the Slitheen acquired new skin suits that allowed them to disguise themselves as thin people.
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Postby Frank Zipper » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:49 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Every single politician in stormont should have their pay cut completely till they form a government. Its a load of nonsense that services in NI lose more money and regular people get fucked over whilst those twats get paid for doing fuck all other than whinging at one another.




Sorry, im continuing to vent my "displeasure" at the government "talks" here.


Just make it so that the DUP don't get a penny of the £1 billion until there is a government in place.
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Postby Dooom35796821595 » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:26 am

Alvecia wrote:
Dooom35796821595 wrote:
I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

Thin shaming now are we? Disgraceful. Slitheen shouldn't be held to these unreasonable fat standards.


They're like 9' tall, they need fat people skins to fit.

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Dooom35796821595 wrote:
I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

In The Sarah Jane Adventures the Slitheen acquired new skin suits that allowed them to disguise themselves as thin people.


But muh fat cabinet... :p
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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:26 am

Frank Zipper wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Every single politician in stormont should have their pay cut completely till they form a government. Its a load of nonsense that services in NI lose more money and regular people get fucked over whilst those twats get paid for doing fuck all other than whinging at one another.




Sorry, im continuing to vent my "displeasure" at the government "talks" here.


Just make it so that the DUP don't get a penny of the £1 billion until there is a government in place.

If you need an account for the money to rest in, mine is available.
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Postby Dooom35796821595 » Thu Jul 13, 2017 6:28 am

Ifreann wrote:
Frank Zipper wrote:
Just make it so that the DUP don't get a penny of the £1 billion until there is a government in place.

If you need an account for the money to rest in, mine is available.


Even at .5%, that's some killer interest. :p
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Postby HMS Queen Elizabeth » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:13 am

Dooom35796821595 wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

That's a monster from Dr Who? I thought it was a photoshop of Lady Nugee.
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Postby Imperializt Russia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:33 am

Dooom35796821595 wrote:
Imperializt Russia wrote:Theresa: "I'm being poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!"
Philip: "Rejoice in it! Your body is, magnificent."
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I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

Why do you think she's having so much trouble with the gas exchange?
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Dooom35796821595 wrote:
I think Theresa is a bit thin to be a Siltheen.

That's a monster from Dr Who? I thought it was a photoshop of Lady Nugee.

I don't know how sarcastic you're being, but in the episode, she and the entire government cabinet are aliens in human skin-suits.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:07 am

Ifreann wrote:
Frank Zipper wrote:
Just make it so that the DUP don't get a penny of the £1 billion until there is a government in place.

If you need an account for the money to rest in, mine is available.

Mine is also available.

50/50?
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Postby HMS Queen Elizabeth » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:34 am

Imperializt Russia wrote:I don't know how sarcastic you're being, but in the episode, she and the entire government cabinet are aliens in human skin-suits.

Not at all. Before I scrolled down I literally thought that was Lady "Emily Thornberry" Nugee.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:42 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ifreann wrote:If you need an account for the money to rest in, mine is available.

Mine is also available.

50/50?


As a dutch(orange) and catholic(roots) , I am clearly neutral in this debate and will gladly store the money.
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Postby Souseiseki » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:48 am

government burying report on terror funding and race audit because they are too "explosive"

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Postby Ifreann » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:58 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Ifreann wrote:If you need an account for the money to rest in, mine is available.

Mine is also available.

50/50?

Don't be ridiculous, Huskar, no one would ever believe that you're a priest.

Souseiseki wrote:government burying report on terror funding and race audit because they are too "explosive"

hmm

Shit, guys, you're not meant to tell people that you're burying the report that makes you look bad.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:15 am

Ifreann wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Mine is also available.

50/50?

Don't be ridiculous, Huskar, no one would ever believe that you're a priest.

Souseiseki wrote:government burying report on terror funding and race audit because they are too "explosive"

hmm

Shit, guys, you're not meant to tell people that you're burying the report that makes you look bad.

True, churches do have a habit of going up in flames when i walk into them.
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Postby Major-Tom » Thu Jul 13, 2017 11:41 am

Souseiseki wrote:government burying report on terror funding and race audit because they are too "explosive"

hmm


daily reminder that the dup are terrorist wankers. :)
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:03 pm

Major-Tom wrote:
Souseiseki wrote:government burying report on terror funding and race audit because they are too "explosive"

hmm


daily reminder that the dup are terrorist wankers. :)

No no no no no no no, sure only sinn fein ira gerry adams radical agenda are terrorists.

How dare you say otherwise.
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