UK Politics Thread VII: Wake me DUP inside [can't wake UUP]

[Dumb Ideologies]

The harder border needs to be between Northern Ireland and Britain, Northern Ireland needs to closely match the customs arrangements of the EU, the nearest border areas should be part of a joint co-managed economic zone, and Britain needs special rules to facilitate small traders and tourist travel with minimal disruption, with large companies more heavily regulated to prevent the border becoming too much of a back-route for large-scale untariffed EU goods. Not perfect but it'll do.

Also, I bid one magic bean and a sock.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

I heard that the republic doesn't actually want Northern Ireland, because as has been said previously the place needs serious work. Is this not the case?

[The Huskar Social Union]

I heard that the republic doesn't actually want Northern Ireland, because as has been said previously the place needs serious work. Is this not the case?

Some people do, some people dont is what ive gathered with interaction with southerners in my life.

[Vassenor]

I heard that the republic doesn't actually want Northern Ireland, because as has been said previously the place needs serious work. Is this not the case?

Some people do, some people dont is what ive gathered with interaction with southerners in my life.

But we need to ignore the will of the people in order to offload an anti-Brexit region.

[Trumptonium1]

€300

$500 providing it comes with the PSNI and Ambulance service intact

Did I mention Northern Ireland comes with a free thermos?

[The Huskar Social Union]

$500 providing it comes with the PSNI and Ambulance service intact

Did I mention Northern Ireland comes with a free thermos?

THERES A FUCKING THERMOS HERE? WHERE?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Some people do, some people dont is what ive gathered with interaction with southerners in my life.

But we need to ignore the will of the people in order to offload an anti-Brexit region.

In the distant future your oeuvre of incomprehensible and often contradictory dadaist straw structures may be reclaimed as outsider art. Alas, true genius is never understood in its own time.

[Philjia]

Did I mention Northern Ireland comes with a free thermos?

THERES A FUCKING THERMOS HERE? WHERE?

It was destroyed in a controlled explosion.

[Dooom35796821595]

The harder border needs to be between Northern Ireland and Britain, Northern Ireland needs to closely match the customs arrangements of the EU, the nearest border areas should be part of a joint co-managed economic zone, and Britain needs special rules to facilitate small traders and tourist travel with minimal disruption, with large companies more heavily regulated to prevent the border becoming too much of a back-route for large-scale untariffed EU goods. Not perfect but it'll do.

Also, I bid one magic bean and a sock.

The border will be between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. How bad the border is will be decided by the EU.

I bid three magic beans and a shoe full of Marshan soil.

[Fartsniffage]

You people need to stop trading cows for magic beans. A cow will give you years of milk, companionship and baby cows before a final gift of a good meal and a sturdy winter coat. Northern Ireland will just give you the DUP, Gerry Adams, sectarian violence and sadness.

Keep your cow, get rid of Northern Ireland!

[Dooom35796821595]

You people need to stop trading cows for magic beans. A cow will give you years of milk, companionship and baby cows before a final gift of a good meal and a sturdy winter coat. Northern Ireland will just give you the DUP, Gerry Adams, sectarian violence and sadness.

Keep your cow, get rid of Northern Ireland!

We’re not trading cows, we’re trading magic beans.

[The Huskar Social Union]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-44198803

The DUP leader Arlene Foster has described nationalism as "narrow and exclusive" at a conference in London.

Speaking to the Union and Unionism conference, Mrs Foster said unionism stands for pluralism and multi-culturalism.

She described it as "inclusive and welcoming" and urged unionists to reclaim citizenship and rights issues.

But Sinn Fein's Máirtín Ó Muilleoir said her speech had "no new thinking but more of the same old arrogance".

Mrs Foster said the best way to cement the union is for Northern Ireland to be an open and successful place.

"A Northern Ireland which embraces differing cultures and where minorities feel valued is one that few will choose to abandon," she said.

FUCKING BULLSHIT coming from the likes of her and her party.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-44198803

The DUP leader Arlene Foster has described nationalism as "narrow and exclusive" at a conference in London.

Speaking to the Union and Unionism conference, Mrs Foster said unionism stands for pluralism and multi-culturalism.

She described it as "inclusive and welcoming" and urged unionists to reclaim citizenship and rights issues.

But Sinn Fein's Máirtín Ó Muilleoir said her speech had "no new thinking but more of the same old arrogance".

Mrs Foster said the best way to cement the union is for Northern Ireland to be an open and successful place.

"A Northern Ireland which embraces differing cultures and where minorities feel valued is one that few will choose to abandon," she said.

FUCKING BULLSHIT coming from the likes of her and her party.

How is the SF guy's name pronounced?

[Ifreann]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-44198803

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FUCKING BULLSHIT coming from the likes of her and her party.

How is the SF guy's name pronounced?

Ordinary humans lack the proper organs to pronounce it correctly.

[Philjia]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-44198803

The DUP leader Arlene Foster has described nationalism as "narrow and exclusive" at a conference in London.

Speaking to the Union and Unionism conference, Mrs Foster said unionism stands for pluralism and multi-culturalism.

She described it as "inclusive and welcoming" and urged unionists to reclaim citizenship and rights issues.

But Sinn Fein's Máirtín Ó Muilleoir said her speech had "no new thinking but more of the same old arrogance".

Mrs Foster said the best way to cement the union is for Northern Ireland to be an open and successful place.

"A Northern Ireland which embraces differing cultures and where minorities feel valued is one that few will choose to abandon," she said.

FUCKING BULLSHIT coming from the likes of her and her party.

"Nationalism is narrow and exclusive" says British nationalist.

[Fartsniffage]

You people need to stop trading cows for magic beans. A cow will give you years of milk, companionship and baby cows before a final gift of a good meal and a sturdy winter coat. Northern Ireland will just give you the DUP, Gerry Adams, sectarian violence and sadness.

Keep your cow, get rid of Northern Ireland!

We’re not trading cows, we’re trading magic beans.

And the only known way to get magic beans is to trade a cow for them. Duh.

[Ostroeuropa]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

[Dooom35796821595]

We’re not trading cows, we’re trading magic beans.

And the only known way to get magic beans is to trade a cow for them. Duh.

Meh, cows are overrated. Goats are the future!

[Fartsniffage]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

An entire generating of children massacred for playing on Her Majestys grass. So sad.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

I'm down for it either way, but is this in response to something or is it on a whim?

[Ostroeuropa]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

I'm down for it either way, but is this in response to something or is it on a whim?

On a whim, i'm bored and hate the establishment of both parties.

[The Huskar Social Union]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-44198803



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FUCKING BULLSHIT coming from the likes of her and her party.

How is the SF guy's name pronounced?

Martin O Mueler

At least thats the way ive always pronounced it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-44198803



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FUCKING BULLSHIT coming from the likes of her and her party.

"Nationalism is narrow and exclusive" says British nationalist.

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

Yesssssss.

Well no lets not.

[Trumptonium1]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

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[The Huskar Social Union]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

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[Dumb Ideologies]

Fuck it.
Let's have a military coup.

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