Trump MAGAthread VII

[Valrifell]

Oh, it's not very high. He's far more likely to go down in a shameful resignation.

He'd have to be the dumbest man on the planet to try and fight something like this if he's super-guilty.

Whoa, let's clarify our terms here: impeachment only means the House has brought charges against him.

How about if Trump sticks it out until they do, and then resigns before the Senate has trial?

Well, Nixon being the obvious closest example, he didn't stick around for impeachment to happen. Once he realized the impeachment and conviction were inevitable, he jumped ship.

I also don't see the benefit for anyone if he gets impeached but doesn't stay around for the conviction. Republicans would still be forced to go through some kind of internal conflict over whether or not to let it get as far as impeachment, and Trump... well he'd be fucked no matter what if he's super-guilty.

[Gauthier]

Oh, it's not very high. He's far more likely to go down in a shameful resignation.

He'd have to be the dumbest man on the planet to try and fight something like this if he's super-guilty.

Whoa, let's clarify our terms here: impeachment only means the House has brought charges against him.

How about if Trump sticks it out until they do, and then resigns before the Senate has trial?

Personally I hope he's stupid enough to fight to the end so when he gets convicted and removed everyone can chant "YOU'RE FIRED!" at him repeatedly.

[Valrifell]

Whoa, let's clarify our terms here: impeachment only means the House has brought charges against him.

How about if Trump sticks it out until they do, and then resigns before the Senate has trial?

Personally I hope he's stupid enough to fight to the end so when he gets convicted and removed everyone can chant "YOU'RE FIRED!" at him repeatedly.

Come on, you don't have to get a conviction to do that.

You just have to wait until 2020.

[The Flutterlands]

Personally I hope he's stupid enough to fight to the end so when he gets convicted and removed everyone can chant "YOU'RE FIRED!" at him repeatedly.

Come on, you don't have to get a conviction to do that.

You just have to wait until 2020.

Yes, I prefer to just let Trump complete his term and make it only one

[Gauthier]

Personally I hope he's stupid enough to fight to the end so when he gets convicted and removed everyone can chant "YOU'RE FIRED!" at him repeatedly.

Come on, you don't have to get a conviction to do that.

You just have to wait until 2020.

"YOU'RE FIRED!"
*CLAP CLAP*
"YOU'RE FIRED!"
*CLAP CLAP*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Personally I hope he's stupid enough to fight to the end so when he gets convicted and removed everyone can chant "YOU'RE FIRED!" at him repeatedly.

Come on, you don't have to get a conviction to do that.

You just have to wait until 2020.

I'll be frank. It hasn't been a year yet of him taking office and I feel like it's been a decade. I don't think I can stand his idiocy and that of his administration until 2020. This is like an eternal peyote trip. It never ends. ;__;

[Valrifell]

Come on, you don't have to get a conviction to do that.

You just have to wait until 2020.

I'll be frank. It hasn't been a year yet of him taking office and I feel like it's been a decade. I don't think I can stand his idiocy and that of his administration until 2020. This is like an eternal peyote trip. It never ends. ;__;

The laughter helps.

I'd say that the cure for Trump's stupid are distractions, but that's what he wants. And we can't let him win, unfortunately.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'll be frank. It hasn't been a year yet of him taking office and I feel like it's been a decade. I don't think I can stand his idiocy and that of his administration until 2020. This is like an eternal peyote trip. It never ends. ;__;

The laughter helps.

I'd say that the cure for Trump's stupid are distractions, but that's what he wants. And we can't let him win, unfortunately.

Believe me, I try. I often succeed. But sometimes the stupid trickles into my lovely bubble and I asphyxiate with Trump cordyceps dust.

[Gauthier]

The laughter helps.

I'd say that the cure for Trump's stupid are distractions, but that's what he wants. And we can't let him win, unfortunately.

Believe me, I try. I often succeed. But sometimes the stupid trickles into my lovely bubble and I asphyxiate with Trump cordyceps covfefe dust.

Fixed.

[Thermodolia]

Eyy, grand jury.

Pence 2017!

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

[The Flutterlands]

Eyy, grand jury.

Pence 2017!

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

Yes. That is the case...

[G-Tech Corporation]

Eyy, grand jury.

Pence 2017!

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

With any lucky Jr. will take Daddy down with him.

[Thermodolia]

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

Yes. That is the case...

Though it's entirely possible that the president does something stupidly illegal to get Jr out of trouble

[Gauthier]

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

With any lucky Jr. will take Daddy down with him.

Anytime someone says Trump could never x...

[Valrifell]

Yes. That is the case...

Though it's entirely possible that the president does something stupidly illegal to get Jr out of trouble

He could, likely, already be impeached with an obstruction of justice charge. That's the House's favorite charge to go with, anyway.

In fact, if Democrats had control of the House, I wouldn't doubt it if they'd be seriously drafting articles of impeachment based on obstruction of justice.

[Great Nepal]

Eyy, grand jury.

Pence 2017!

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

Who in the world (keeping in mind that impeachment proceedings very much takes place in court of public opinion) will believe trump jr and campaign manager went to meet a source without telling Trump about it?
Plus pretty sure you could get Trump to confessing by questioning who'd be so dumb as to not know whats going on in their campaign/ what doesn't trump know about his family or white house. Next day he'll tweet saying he knows everything that his employees do and what happens in white house.

[36 Camera Perspective]

Believe me, I try. I often succeed. But sometimes the stupid trickles into my lovely bubble and I asphyxiate with Trump cordyceps covfefe dust.

Fixed.

I hate Trump's politics as much as the next person, but the Russia and 'covfefe' jokes are getting rather tiresome.

[Valrifell]

Fixed.

I hate Trump's politics as much as the next person, but the Russia and 'covfefe' jokes are getting rather tiresome.

He's not really been giving us any great stand-out material as of late. Either he's gotten smarter or we've been desensitized. And I refuse to accept the former as a possibility.

We could go back to some classics like "Trump U" and stuff like that.

[36 Camera Perspective]

I hate Trump's politics as much as the next person, but the Russia and 'covfefe' jokes are getting rather tiresome.

He's not really been giving us any great stand-out material as of late. Either he's gotten smarter or we've been desensitized. And I refuse to accept the former as a possibility.

We could go back to some classics like "Trump U" and stuff like that.

He's been more incompetent than absurdly incompetent in recent weeks. It's just that every time I hear "Russia" or "covfefe", I immediately imagine a late night talk show's studio audience laughing like a bunch of mindless seals. It's starting to come across as this neurotic mental loop that liberals have. I would prefer that the left creates a broad message for the American people that contrasts us to Trump and then maybe have all of the jokes as a simple cherry on top. Most people don't care about covfefe. People do care about their well-being though.

[Seangoli]

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

Who in the world (keeping in mind that impeachment proceedings very much takes place in court of public opinion) will believe trump jr and campaign manager went to meet a source without telling Trump about it?
Plus pretty sure you could get Trump to confessing by questioning who'd be so dumb as to not know whats going on in their campaign/ what doesn't trump know about his family or white house. Next day he'll tweet saying he knows everything that his employees do and what happens in white house.

If I were forced to make a guess on how this is going to go down, I would assume Trump dives in the way of his son getting Charged with a preemptive pardon (or worze, a pardon after enough illegal shit is known).

[Valrifell]

He's not really been giving us any great stand-out material as of late. Either he's gotten smarter or we've been desensitized. And I refuse to accept the former as a possibility.

We could go back to some classics like "Trump U" and stuff like that.

He's been more incompetent than absurdly incompetent in recent weeks. It's just that every time I hear "Russia" or "covfefe", I immediately imagine a late night talk show's studio audience laughing like a bunch of mindless seals. It's starting to come across as this neurotic mental loop that liberals have. I would prefer that the left creates a broad message for the American people that contrasts us to Trump and then maybe have all of the jokes as a simple cherry on top. Most people don't care about covfefe. People do care about their well-being though.

You're talking to randies online, brosky, we don't exactly care how our messaging comes off to outside observers looking in. We're not the Democratic Party, you know.

[36 Camera Perspective]

I'm thinking that it's only for Jr and not the president but who knows

Who in the world (keeping in mind that impeachment proceedings very much takes place in court of public opinion) will believe trump jr and campaign manager went to meet a source without telling Trump about it?
Plus pretty sure you could get Trump to confessing by questioning who'd be so dumb as to not know whats going on in their campaign/ what doesn't trump know about his family or white house. Next day he'll tweet saying he knows everything that his employees do and what happens in white house.

Funny you should say that, because that's exactly the defense that many in Trump's circle are putting forth--that Trump is too uncoordinated to have systematically colluded with the Russians.

[Thermodolia]

Who in the world (keeping in mind that impeachment proceedings very much takes place in court of public opinion) will believe trump jr and campaign manager went to meet a source without telling Trump about it?
Plus pretty sure you could get Trump to confessing by questioning who'd be so dumb as to not know whats going on in their campaign/ what doesn't trump know about his family or white house. Next day he'll tweet saying he knows everything that his employees do and what happens in white house.

If I were forced to make a guess on how this is going to go down, I would assume Trump dives in the way of his son getting Charged with a preemptive pardon (or worze, a pardon after enough illegal shit is known).

Nah I think he's going to fire Muller in retaliation

[36 Camera Perspective]

He's been more incompetent than absurdly incompetent in recent weeks. It's just that every time I hear "Russia" or "covfefe", I immediately imagine a late night talk show's studio audience laughing like a bunch of mindless seals. It's starting to come across as this neurotic mental loop that liberals have. I would prefer that the left creates a broad message for the American people that contrasts us to Trump and then maybe have all of the jokes as a simple cherry on top. Most people don't care about covfefe. People do care about their well-being though.

You're talking to randies online, brosky, we don't exactly care how our messaging comes off to outside observers looking in. We're not the Democratic Party, you know.

Sure, but if you watch Stephen Colbert, that's what you're going to get.

[36 Camera Perspective]

If I were forced to make a guess on how this is going to go down, I would assume Trump dives in the way of his son getting Charged with a preemptive pardon (or worze, a pardon after enough illegal shit is known).

Nah I think he's going to fire Muller in retaliation

If Trump fires Mueller, my account will CTE, since I will either be dead or in a permanent vegetative state after facepalming my hand through my fucking skull.