Trump MAGAthread VII

[Washington Resistance Army]

Unless they're trying to invoke images of pizza, which is an unusual (and probably really dumb) move.

Pizza wins votes.

Who doesn't like pizza?

No True American™, that's for sure.

Pizza is Italian, gtfo.

Real Americans like burgers.

[Proctopeo]

Unless they're trying to invoke images of pizza, which is an unusual (and probably really dumb) move.

Pizza wins votes.

Who doesn't like pizza?

No True American™, that's for sure.

Pizza wins votes only if it's sincere.

[Frenequesta]

Pizza wins votes.

Who doesn't like pizza?

No True American™, that's for sure.

Pizza is Italian, gtfo.

Real Americans like burgers.

American pizza (that is, the chain store stuff) is as American as a burger. Italians wouldn't stand all the grease, extra cheese, and the occasional "Hawai'ian" combination.

[Senkaku]

People didn't even complain this much when Paul Ryan made his slogan "A Better Way".

I think it's because it's normal to hold the DNC to higher standards.

What the fuck is wrong with the slogan? Or did you just decide it's terrible because you refuse to believe the Democratic Party could produce anything else?

It reminded many of Papa John's slogan, especially the full slogan. And I believe they could, because they did, and their other ideas were far, far worse.

And Trump's slogan reminded many people that he's fucking dumb as shit. Y'all get too wrapped up in that petty slogan shit, it doesn't really matter that much.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Pizza is Italian, gtfo.

Real Americans like burgers.

American pizza (that is, the chain store stuff) is as American as a burger. Italians wouldn't stand all the grease, extra cheese, and the occasional "Hawai'ian" combination.

We don't talk about that Hawaiian garbage.

[Proctopeo]

Pizza is Italian, gtfo.

Real Americans like burgers.

American pizza (that is, the chain store stuff) is as American as a burger. Italians wouldn't stand all the grease, extra cheese, and the occasional "Hawai'ian" combination.

Real Americans can't stand Hawaiian pizza either.

[Valrifell]

American pizza (that is, the chain store stuff) is as American as a burger. Italians wouldn't stand all the grease, extra cheese, and the occasional "Hawai'ian" combination.

Real Americans can't stand Hawaiian pizza either.

Well, I guess I'm burning my passport, then.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Real Americans can't stand Hawaiian pizza either.

Well, I guess I'm burning my passport, then.

See, Hawaiian pizza is why you keep losing elections.

[Proctopeo]

Real Americans can't stand Hawaiian pizza either.

Well, I guess I'm burning my passport, then.

Fruits that aren't tomato do not belong on pizzas. It's simple.

[Ifreann]

A sure thing? Not really. Is he guaranteed to be a one term? No. The polls can say all they want but you can't dismiss the one issue voters. They tend to not concern themselves with the whole. For example, he only has to yabber on about guns and its your right to own them and he will have many votes.....

Probably a couple million from that, yeah. Then you add in abortion, immigration etc and there's still a lot of people who could easily vote Trump.

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Probably a couple million from that, yeah. Then you add in abortion, immigration etc and there's still a lot of people who could easily vote Trump.

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

I dunno, the GOP hasn't done much on abortion in a long time but they still keep getting votes for it.

[Valrifell]

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

I dunno, the GOP hasn't done much on abortion in a long time but they still keep getting votes for it.

But probably not as much as they could if they made any sort of progress.

[Alvecia]

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

I dunno, the GOP hasn't done much on abortion in a long time but they still keep getting votes for it.

i think they've stopped trying to get a national ban and have started legislating around it on the local level. The are several states where, while it's still legal, it's been made functionally impossible to get one.

[Ifreann]

I dunno, the GOP hasn't done much on abortion in a long time but they still keep getting votes for it.

i think they've stopped trying to get a national ban and have started legislating around it on the local level. The are several states where, while it's still legal, it's been made functionally impossible to get one.

Which isn't something the President will get much credit for.

Maybe he'll do an ACORN on it and tell people he's going to cut their funding after already cutting it all.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Probably a couple million from that, yeah. Then you add in abortion, immigration etc and there's still a lot of people who could easily vote Trump.

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

Appoint more judges

[Washington Resistance Army]

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

Appoint more judges

Won't do much for abortion probably, but I'm always okay with getting better judges.

I dunno, the GOP hasn't done much on abortion in a long time but they still keep getting votes for it.

But probably not as much as they could if they made any sort of progress.

Probably yeah. There isn't really a ton they can actually do though.

[Ifreann]

Gonna be a lot harder to sell promises like that after four years in office achieving nothing on any of those fronts. I mean, what can Trump possibly do about abortion between now and 2020? Probably nothing.

Appoint more judges

If the Senate lets him.

[Vassenor]

i think they've stopped trying to get a national ban and have started legislating around it on the local level. The are several states where, while it's still legal, it's been made functionally impossible to get one.

Which isn't something the President will get much credit for.

Maybe he'll do an ACORN on it and tell people he's going to cut their funding after already cutting it all.

Funny how organisations magically get all their funding back again right when Congress needs to distract attention away from something.

[Senkaku]

Appoint more judges

Won't do much for abortion probably, but I'm always okay with getting better judges.

I always find it ironic when "muh gun rights" ppl are fine with restricting abortion lmao

[Washington Resistance Army]

Won't do much for abortion probably, but I'm always okay with getting better judges.

I always find it ironic when "muh gun rights" ppl are fine with restricting abortion lmao

>implying I want to restrict abortion

[Camicon]

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian, you bastards.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian, you bastards.

If that's the case then please get that garbage out of my country, you can have all of it.

[Ifreann]

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian, you bastards.

So Obama was really Canadian?

[The Flutterlands]

Appoint more judges

If the Senate lets him.

[Camicon]

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian, you bastards.

So Obama was really Canadian?

How did you find out?

I mean... shit. I shouldn't have said that.