Trump MAGAthread VII

[Gim]

i-i took the bait. they arent a good shitposter.

No, they're an excellent shitposter. Without even meaning to be.

[Dahon]

guys
trump just blamed congress for pissing russia off
hes siding with russia
russia guys russia
he'd badmouth all the earth
save russia
i don't understand
i don't know what i feel right now
wtf is happening
wtf is wrong with trump
wtf

[The Flutterlands]

guys
trump just blamed congress for pissing russia off
hes siding with russia
russia guys russia
he'd badmouth all the earth
save russia
i don't understand
i don't know what i feel right now
wtf is happening
wtf is wrong with trump
wtf

Well, relations are dangerously low right now thanks to the sanctions. I was hoping for better relations with Russia, being the only good thing that might have come out of a Trump Presidency. So why should I blame him?

[Neutraligon]

Looks like the washington post got some transcripts of the January call with Mexico.

[Minzerland II]

Our two most important allies in that theatre, australlia included plus Vietnam.

>Australia
>important

Your meme is bad

This is very true.

[Vassenor]

guys
trump just blamed congress for pissing russia off
hes siding with russia
russia guys russia
he'd badmouth all the earth
save russia
i don't understand
i don't know what i feel right now
wtf is happening
wtf is wrong with trump
wtf

Are you really surprised that Putin's Lotion Boy is doing that?

[Valrifell]

guys
trump just blamed congress for pissing russia off
hes siding with russia
russia guys russia
he'd badmouth all the earth
save russia
i don't understand
i don't know what i feel right now
wtf is happening
wtf is wrong with trump
wtf

Well, relations are dangerously low right now thanks to the sanctions.

They've been low since before the sanctions, way before the sanctions. If you're afraid of war, don't be, that's an extremely remote possibility. Especially with the two nations involved being nuclear powers.

[Neo Balka]

Well, relations are dangerously low right now thanks to the sanctions.

They've been low since before the sanctions, way before the sanctions. If you're afraid of war, don't be, that's an extremely remote possibility. Especially with the two nations involved being nuclear powers.

India and Pakistan have been to war over kashmir, small wars but both ARE nuclear powers.

[Dahon]

Looks like the washington post got some transcripts of the January call with Mexico.

I had to turn my eyes away after reading Trump's first serious reply. It was that shitty a response.

[Dahon]

guys
trump just blamed congress for pissing russia off
hes siding with russia
russia guys russia
he'd badmouth all the earth
save russia
i don't understand
i don't know what i feel right now
wtf is happening
wtf is wrong with trump
wtf

Are you really surprised that Putin's Lotion Boy is doing that?

I expected him to be a human being and shut up or at least make token noises about the diplomats.

[Gauthier]

Are you really surprised that Putin's Lotion Boy is doing that?

I expected him to be a human being and shut up or at least make token noises about the diplomats.

His business "empire" is propped up by Russian money. He's too busy rubbing lotion into their bare chests.

[Galloism]

Are you really surprised that Putin's Lotion Boy is doing that?

I expected him to be a human being and shut up or at least make token noises about the diplomats.

You expected Trump to shut up?

Really?

[Dahon]

I expected him to be a human being and shut up or at least make token noises about the diplomats.

You expected Trump to shut up?

Really?

Speaking out for Putin is worse than not speaking at all, don't you agree? But I forgot Trump has the best brains.

[Farnhamia]

Having actual standards is a big improvement.

Do you just look for nonsensical reasons to oppose anything Trump does?

I wasnt aware we needed a reason to approve the pussy grabber in chief.

Things like the underlined words above do nothing to advance the discussion. How about you knock it off, okay?

[Galloism]

You expected Trump to shut up?

Really?

Speaking out for Putin is worse than not speaking at all, don't you agree? But I forgot Trump has the best brains.

Well, I think if there's anything we know, it's that Donald Trump's ability to shut up is severely limited.

[Lady Scylla]

What a baby

[Ifreann]

That last one, though...

I know a lot of people on our side who have rationalized away his clear idiocy because they don't want to confront the idea that a genuine moron could have stumbled his way into the White House as Trump has, and so they decide that he's some calculating mastermind who's putting on an act.

Reminds one of the Bush days.

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When 1 man can initiate first strike, it's not only possible, with this fucking idiot, not laughable

Trump isn't insane. Egotistical. Arrogant. Pompous. Etc. But he's not insane. He doesn't want a nuclear holocaust anymore than say Obama did or even Kim Jong Un. All we have seen is posturing. Granted there is a very real danger from doing that, but you're treating it like we elected a mad Targaryen to the WH. Rather he's Robert towards the end. Drinking and fucking.

Ah, but Trump doesn't drink.

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Also looks like the Kremlin called the sanctions bill a humiliation for the executive branch as it represents a shift in power to the legislative.

...apparently it's hard for a pseudo-dictatorship to comprehend a system with a functioning legislature.

Medvedev is basically calling Trump a pussy.
"You cannot even control Congress? Maybe if your fingers were bigger..."

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Why? Are you one of those that values money more than people?

I value standards. And we already have enough people. 300 million of them.

So, what, at the other 20 millions Americans surplus to requirements?

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My brother found this at a Comic Con

Darth J. Trump. I like it.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/02/world/europe/vatican-us-catholic-conservatives.html

Well. Damn. The Vatican doesn't seem to want to hold back the punches. Likely won't change too much as there is already a deep row between ultra-Catholics and the current Vatican leadership, but it's interesting to say the least.

American Antipope when?

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The homophobia is real.

This raises a more philosophical question, is sucking your own dick gay? We give ourselves handjobs to beat the band. What makes self felatio homosexual? It's been expressed as a desirable thing by straight dudes...I've seen sketches about dudes taking yoga to achieve it...why is it gay now? Because it needs to be in order to score a petty point against someone in an argument? Because of your own insecurities about homosexuality that you need cover from? We may never know.

These are the defining questions of our day. Is it gay to suck your own dick? Is it homophobic to make fun of someone accused of sucking their own dick?

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Why should Russia work with an international cartel of nations that work to protect one another from the consequences of blantantly violating international law? Especially when said cartel has worked tirelessly to harm Russian interests.

Hopscotch World Champion?

It's pathological with Trump. The fake Time cover is the epitome. Yet people still want to vote for him despite that and his glaring ineptitude and crass manners.

There was this Simpsons™...autofill did that trademark notation, weird...anyway, it turns out that Mr. Burns has every disease...even hysterical pregnancy...and that's what's keeping him alive. The doctor demonstrates that by trying to shove all his germ toys through a small door at once. This might be a metaphor for the trump presidency.

"So what you're saying is I'm invincible?"
"No, even the slightest breeze could-"
"Invincible"

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While it means nothing for the outcome of the presidential election (Trump followed the constitution and is now the sole legal president of the United States), it is an inescapable fact that more people voted for Clinton than for Trump.

Yes.

and it doesnt matter in the United states. it may matter to those tools in the EU, but i doubt anyone here really takes what they think into consideration.

Usually people say that the EU isn't democratic enough. I think this is the first time I've seen someone suggest that the EU cares too much about what the majority of people want.

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Like defenses for Europe? Bases in Europe?
training European soldiers?
Teaching them on how to properly unfuck themselves from a situation that they themselves got themselves in because you know, Europeans cant fucking fight?
Holding military exercises in the fucking baltic because Europe is scared shitless of a barely capable russia?

Fuck, NATO should really Concern North America for fucks sake, maybe eastern Europe if they pay their fucking dues unlike Certain people. Im looking at you, Germany.

Europeans can't fight, can they? You got some refetencee for that other than your seething hatred for Europe?

Haven't you heard? We're all a bunch of fucking pathetic, weak little bastards who wear frilly pink women's underwear. Obviously being weak and pathetic limits our martial prowess. I think the bastards bit is just meant to be generically insulting rather than specifically commenting on the marital status of our parents. Not sure what wearing women's underwear has to do with it. Or is the problem that they're frilly and pink?

[Lady Scylla]

Also looks like the Kremlin called the sanctions bill a humiliation for the executive branch as it represents a shift in power to the legislative.

...apparently it's hard for a pseudo-dictatorship to comprehend a system with a functioning legislature.

Russians have always had to deal with authoritarian, and at times, totalitarian governments.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

What a baby

Worst of all, it shows that he can form coherent sentences, and that his inability to do interviews and speeches is entirely an act.

[Greater Cesnica]

guys
trump just blamed congress for pissing russia off
hes siding with russia
russia guys russia
he'd badmouth all the earth
save russia
i don't understand
i don't know what i feel right now
wtf is happening
wtf is wrong with trump
wtf

You sound like you might be having an existential crisis here.

[Greater Cesnica]

What a baby

Worst of all, it shows that he can form coherent sentences, and that his inability to do interviews and speeches is entirely an act.

But what is his hidden trick in his ass gonna be?

[Gauthier]

What a baby

Worst of all, it shows that he can form coherent sentences, and that his inability to do interviews and speeches is entirely an act.

And Pena saying Mexico wasn't paying shit for The Wall triggered Trump like an automatic.

[Great Nepal]

Worst of all, it shows that he can form coherent sentences, and that his inability to do interviews and speeches is entirely an act.

But what is his hidden trick in his ass gonna be?

I don't know who Enrique Pena or Mexico is, never spoken to him! FAKE NEWS

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Worst of all, it shows that he can form coherent sentences, and that his inability to do interviews and speeches is entirely an act.

But what is his hidden trick in his ass gonna be?

Making Los Angeles disappear with a W88 plutonium-uranium warhead.

[Washington Resistance Army]

But what is his hidden trick in his ass gonna be?

Making Los Angeles disappear with a W88 plutonium-uranium warhead.

You say that like it's a bad thing