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AiliailiA
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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:36 am

Donald Trump may be the first President we'd like to see playing more golf. Playing golf is the least harmful thing he does.

Could we perhaps rig the game? Get Trump's handicap down to around par, bribe all the professionals to sandbag, and get him a wildcard entry to the PGA Championship this August? And let him win?

Admittedly that would only keep him away from Twitter (or any other official business) for a few weeks ... are there any other sports Donald Trump might play?
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Postby Salandriagado » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:38 am

AiliailiA wrote:Donald Trump may be the first President we'd like to see playing more golf. Playing golf is the least harmful thing he does.

Could we perhaps rig the game? Get Trump's handicap down to around par, bribe all the professionals to sandbag, and get him a wildcard entry to the PGA Championship this August? And let him win?

Admittedly that would only keep him away from Twitter (or any other official business) for a few weeks ... are there any other sports Donald Trump might play?


Sailing? If he sails around the world, he could be away for months, or even years.
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Anachronous Rex wrote:Good thing most a majority of people aren't so small-minded, and frightened of other's sexuality.

Over 40% (including me), are, so I fixed the post for accuracy.

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Salandriagado wrote:
Notice that the link is to the notes from a university course on probability. You clearly have nothing beyond the most absurdly simplistic understanding of the subject.
By choosing 1, you no longer have 0 probability of choosing 1. End of subject.

(read up the quote stack)

Deal. £3000 do?[/quote]

Of course.[/quote]
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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:42 am

Thermodolia wrote:So Alex Jones is back in the news with another child sex ring. This time on mars. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... nasa-says/


NASA did not immediately respond to requests for comment.


In no way do I claim equal scientific or reputational status to NASA, but I humbly suggest to all of NS General that we follow their lead.
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Postby Damverland » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:43 am


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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:50 am

Sane Outcasts wrote:
Galloism wrote:The shit did I just watch.

An official statement from the White House.

Well, when you put it that way...

Nope, even more crazy.
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Postby Gauthier » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:50 am

Thermodolia wrote:So Alex Jones is back in the news with another child sex ring. This time on mars. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... nasa-says/

Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.
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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:51 am

Gauthier wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:So Alex Jones is back in the news with another child sex ring. This time on mars. https://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/ ... nasa-says/

Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:51 am

Salandriagado wrote:
AiliailiA wrote:Donald Trump may be the first President we'd like to see playing more golf. Playing golf is the least harmful thing he does.

Could we perhaps rig the game? Get Trump's handicap down to around par, bribe all the professionals to sandbag, and get him a wildcard entry to the PGA Championship this August? And let him win?

Admittedly that would only keep him away from Twitter (or any other official business) for a few weeks ... are there any other sports Donald Trump might play?


Sailing? If he sails around the world, he could be away for months, or even years.


Circumnavigation sailing, that is genius! Much better than a golf championship.

Is there some sport which combines ocean sailing, natural-fibre bungee jumping and monster trucks? If there isn't, maybe we could invent it and allow Trump to become the first world champion of it.
My name is voiced AIL-EE-AIL-EE-AH. My time zone: UTC.
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
Ethel mermania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:
: eugenics :
What are the colons meant to convey here?
In my experience Colons usually convey shit
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Postby Gauthier » Sun Jul 02, 2017 7:57 am

Galloism wrote:
Gauthier wrote:Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?

Well his lawyer did say that was a character he's playing.
Crimes committed by Muslims will be a pan-Islamic plot and proof of Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of loners who do not represent their belief system at all.
The probability of one's participation in homosexual acts is directly proportional to one's public disdain and disgust for homosexuals.
If a political figure makes an accusation of wrongdoing without evidence, odds are probable that the accuser or an associate thereof has in fact committed the very same act, possibly to a worse degree.
Where is your God-Emperor now?
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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:03 am

Galloism wrote:
Gauthier wrote:Run by Hillary Clinton and her Gay Alien Frog masters.

There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?


NASA is right. Do not immediately respond to requests for comment.
My name is voiced AIL-EE-AIL-EE-AH. My time zone: UTC.
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
Ethel mermania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:
: eugenics :
What are the colons meant to convey here?
In my experience Colons usually convey shit
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Postby Frank Zipper » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:03 am

Alex Jones has been Andy Kaufman's finest work. Forget the Bill Hicks lies.
Put this in your signature if you are easily led.
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Postby Gauthier » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:05 am


I wonder if Vince McMahon would take offense at being called CNN?
Crimes committed by Muslims will be a pan-Islamic plot and proof of Islam's inherent evil. On the other hand crimes committed by non-Muslims will merely be the acts of loners who do not represent their belief system at all.
The probability of one's participation in homosexual acts is directly proportional to one's public disdain and disgust for homosexuals.
If a political figure makes an accusation of wrongdoing without evidence, odds are probable that the accuser or an associate thereof has in fact committed the very same act, possibly to a worse degree.
Where is your God-Emperor now?
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Postby Salandriagado » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:05 am

AiliailiA wrote:
Salandriagado wrote:
Sailing? If he sails around the world, he could be away for months, or even years.


Circumnavigation sailing, that is genius! Much better than a golf championship.

Is there some sport which combines ocean sailing, natural-fibre bungee jumping and monster trucks? If there isn't, maybe we could invent it and allow Trump to become the first world champion of it.


Hey, he likes space, right? How about circumnavigating Mars? By unicycle?
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Anachronous Rex wrote:Good thing most a majority of people aren't so small-minded, and frightened of other's sexuality.

Over 40% (including me), are, so I fixed the post for accuracy.

Vilatania wrote:
Salandriagado wrote:
Notice that the link is to the notes from a university course on probability. You clearly have nothing beyond the most absurdly simplistic understanding of the subject.
By choosing 1, you no longer have 0 probability of choosing 1. End of subject.

(read up the quote stack)

Deal. £3000 do?[/quote]

Of course.[/quote]
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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:05 am

AiliailiA wrote:
Galloism wrote:There's no way he could legit believe that, right.

Right?

Right?

Anyone?


NASA is right. Do not immediately respond to requests for comment.

The only reason NASA failed to comment is that they were laughing so hard they couldn't form a complete sentence.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:16 am

Galloism wrote:
AiliailiA wrote:
NASA is right. Do not immediately respond to requests for comment.

The only reason NASA failed to comment is that they were laughing so hard they couldn't form a complete sentence.


That's an hypothesis. Plausible, but unless you're in NASA yourself, not entirely compelling.

My hypothesis: "That's the low-hanging fruit. Let's keep our dry wit dry for when someone claims we faked the Sputnik orbiters"
My name is voiced AIL-EE-AIL-EE-AH. My time zone: UTC.
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
Ethel mermania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:
: eugenics :
What are the colons meant to convey here?
In my experience Colons usually convey shit
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Postby AiliailiA » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:19 am

Salandriagado wrote:
AiliailiA wrote:
Circumnavigation sailing, that is genius! Much better than a golf championship.

Is there some sport which combines ocean sailing, natural-fibre bungee jumping and monster trucks? If there isn't, maybe we could invent it and allow Trump to become the first world champion of it.


Hey, he likes space, right? How about circumnavigating Mars? By unicycle?


Tandem unicycle. That's a long ride, he'll need Mike Pence to do most of the pedalling.
My name is voiced AIL-EE-AIL-EE-AH. My time zone: UTC.
Cannot think of a name wrote:"Where's my immortality?" will be the new "Where's my jetpack?"
Maineiacs wrote:"We're going to build a canal, and we're going to make Columbia pay for it!" -- Teddy Roosevelt
Ifreann wrote:That's not a Freudian slip. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
Ethel mermania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:
DnalweN acilbupeR wrote:
: eugenics :
What are the colons meant to convey here?
In my experience Colons usually convey shit
NSG junkie. Getting good shit for free, why would I give it up?
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Postby Dahon » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:26 am

Screaming my lungs out at Trump's latest tweet. Still not breathing well as of right now.

I do not deserve to be in the same country as Duterte. I do not deserve to be in the same reality as Donald Trump.
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Postby Sane Outcasts » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:35 am

Galloism wrote:
Sane Outcasts wrote:An official statement from the White House.

Well, when you put it that way...

Nope, even more crazy.

Now, normally I'd say the day is surreal enough as it is, but let's kick it up a notch.

Look a little further down Trump's tweeting timeline and you'll see this gem from yesterday:
My use of social media is not Presidential - it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!

He considers his tweeting to be Presidential. Look at that stupid 20-second video again and realize that it meets Trump's criteria for a Presidential statement.

Now stop screaming before the neighbors get worried.
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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:37 am

Sane Outcasts wrote:
Galloism wrote:Well, when you put it that way...

Nope, even more crazy.

Now, normally I'd say the day is surreal enough as it is, but let's kick it up a notch.

Look a little further down Trump's tweeting timeline and you'll see this gem from yesterday:
My use of social media is not Presidential - it’s MODERN DAY PRESIDENTIAL. Make America Great Again!

He considers his tweeting to be Presidential. Look at that stupid 20-second video again and realize that it meets Trump's criteria for a Presidential statement.

Now stop screaming before the neighbors get worried.

I saw that yesterday. I just shook my head.

I do feel like either I've gone mad or the world's gone mad, and I'm not sure which yet.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Neo Balka » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:40 am

alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.
The mere fact that i pissed someone off either means i stood for something or i said something offensive.
in this day and age it's both.
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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:41 am

Neo Balka wrote:alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

We don't. We just like making fun of the shit he says because it's so ass random.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Neo Balka » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:42 am

Galloism wrote:
Neo Balka wrote:alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

We don't. We just like making fun of the shit he says because it's so ass random.


SUPER MALE VITALITY.
The mere fact that i pissed someone off either means i stood for something or i said something offensive.
in this day and age it's both.
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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:42 am

Neo Balka wrote:
Galloism wrote:We don't. We just like making fun of the shit he says because it's so ass random.


SUPER MALE VITALITY.

Don't forget about the gay freaking frogs.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Postby Thermodolia » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:43 am

Neo Balka wrote:alex jones is a mere water merchant, i fail to see why anyone takes what he says seriously.

Some people can't tell fact from fiction.
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Postby Vassenor » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:47 am

So it looks like a program that helps low-income families heat their homes is facing the axe.

Because Trump doesn't realise that yes, utility providers can cut you off if you don't pay.
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