TET: The Extraterrestrial Thread

[Ethel mermania]

and its end of the quarter, not going to get that paperwork in, in time.

It's all digitalized these days, so that data can be transferred all across Europe in the blink of an eye.

Can't stamp documentation on the computer, I can digitally sign, but not stamp.

[Gallade]

Honestly I just like stamping papers.

Long may the process continue.

Clearly that process can be improved upon.

Not without critical damage to job satisfaction. Morale is important in any work environment.

[Ethel mermania]

How could he? They were all point-blank in the gut.

Classic Ethel. He had a lot of time to perfect his craft over the years.

I have children.

[Kannap]

Damn

That was harsh.

The truth hurts, but it must be told.

[Kannap]

Classic Ethel. He had a lot of time to perfect his craft over the years.

I have children.

At least as a camp counselor, regardless of how bad the 15 kids of strangers I have to be responsible for get to go back to their parents at week's end.

[36 Camera Perspective]

Classic Ethel. He had a lot of time to perfect his craft over the years.

I have children.

I have allergies.

[Hurdergaryp]

Classic Ethel. He had a lot of time to perfect his craft over the years.

I have children.

Which was initially a much harder job for your wife than it was for you, given how the miracle of life tends to work.

[Kannap]

I have children.

I have allergies.

Same thing

[Hurdergaryp]

I have allergies.

Same thing

The world according to Kannap, ladies and gentlemen. Heavy editing is going to be needed in order to make this manifesto somewhat coherent.

[Ethel mermania]

I have children.

Which was initially a much harder job for your wife than it was for you, given how the miracle of life tends to work.

I get why they have the first one, I have no idea why they agree to have a second.

[Hurdergaryp]

Which was initially a much harder job for your wife than it was for you, given how the miracle of life tends to work.

I get why they have the first one, I have no idea why they agree to have a second.

Biological processes and the apparent opinion that you have what it takes to be a good father.

[Ethel mermania]

Same thing

The world according to Kannap, ladies and gentlemen. Heavy editing is going to be needed in order to make this manifesto somewhat coherent.

You would think it would take a serious amount of alcohol, yet kanna claims his urine is clean.

[36 Camera Perspective]

I have allergies.

Same thing

Children are seasonal. It's the latest fad.

[Kannap]

Same thing

The world according to Kannap, ladies and gentlemen. Heavy editing is going to be needed in order to make this manifesto somewhat coherent.

I'd make a better Prime Minister than May.

[36 Camera Perspective]

The world according to Kannap, ladies and gentlemen. Heavy editing is going to be needed in order to make this manifesto somewhat coherent.

You would think it would take a serious amount of alcohol, yet kanna claims his urine is clean.

He could be one of those well-trained alcoholics who can handle their shit and function in public.

[Kannap]

Which was initially a much harder job for your wife than it was for you, given how the miracle of life tends to work.

I get why they have the first one, I have no idea why they agree to have a second.

A predicament I will never have to encounter.

[Kannap]

Same thing

Children are seasonal. It's the latest fad.

Speaking as a camp counselor, children are seasonal.

[Ethel mermania]

I get why they have the first one, I have no idea why they agree to have a second.

Biological processes and the apparent opinion that you have what it takes to be a good father.

Oh no, I was there.

Say what you will about bill cosby, but when he talks about child birth he is dead on. "She pulled my lower lip over my head" A woman is passing a freaking bowling ball, nothing prepares the body for that. I get the the first, they just don't know.

[36 Camera Perspective]

Children are seasonal. It's the latest fad.

Speaking as a camp counselor, children are seasonal.

I just applied to be a camp counselor. It's at this weird place called camp crystal something.

[Ethel mermania]

You would think it would take a serious amount of alcohol, yet kanna claims his urine is clean.

He could be one of those well-trained alcoholics who can handle their shit and function in public.

Still will be in the urine.

[Kannap]

Speaking as a camp counselor, children are seasonal.

I just applied to be a camp counselor. It's at this weird place called camp crystal something.

Ah, this Summer is my second summer at it.

[36 Camera Perspective]

I just applied to be a camp counselor. It's at this weird place called camp crystal something.

Ah, this Summer is my second summer at it.

> stupid Friday the 13th joke

[Ordenburg]

So I was just thinking, which US state if it all of a sudden just sunk in to the sea or something would take the longest for everyone else to notice to notice and by how much time.

[Kannap]

Ah, this Summer is my second summer at it.

> stupid Friday the 13th joke

Ah, I've never seen it. I tend to avoid horror movies since I get easily scared. I could be scared by my shadow on a sunny day.

Though, I don't think my shadow has ever frightened me. There was a run-in with a bush behind the student center last semester. My friend and I were walking down the sidewalk and I looked at the bush and screamed. No reason, there was nothing there besides the bush. A bush I'd walked past hundreds of times before that moment and probably hundreds of times sense. Just happening to have looked at it that one time frightened me horribly.

[Kannap]

So I was just thinking, which US state if it all of a sudden just sunk in to the sea or something would take the longest for everyone else to notice to notice and by how much time.

I'd say Hawaii. While sure, everybody wants to go on vacation there it is so far away from the rest of us and quite hardly in the national news light that we wouldn't notice it gone for a while.