NationStates

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:13 pm**

Esternial wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:A bold statement, but not one that you would want to become true. What monsters lurk in the darkness, waiting to eagerly replace me once I have faded away?

TETanus.

The biggest shit poster ever.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:13 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

Our very own horrifying WebMD spinoff.

WHY DEEP FRIED CANDY BARS ARE A SUPERIOR ALTERNATIVE FOR VACCINATIONS

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:17 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

Our very own horrifying WebMD spinoff.

Got a slight headache?

Congratulations! You have an increadibly rare amoeba that will eat and destroy your brain. Have fun~

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:19 pm**

Ethel mermania wrote:
Esternial wrote:TETanus.

The biggest shit poster ever.

An unstoppable source of rancid spam, generating a neverending diarrhea of worthless words and braindead opinions.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:21 pm**

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Smells of new thread. Scents of baby leather and teenaged tears. Lovely!

Things are rather pleasant when the snark is still subdued, but it never lasts.

We need fuel, you know. Snark is power and power corrupts.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:21 pm**

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:The biggest shit poster ever.

An unstoppable source of rancid spam, generating a neverending diarrhea of worthless words and braindead opinions.

...and in that moment, everyone looks upon [dredd] with dread, as he seeks to purge the site of all that smut and make it more "family-friendly..."

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:25 pm**

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kannap wrote:People watch soap operas for the drama. How else do you propose we get new fans addicted to NationStates General Hospital?

There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:25 pm**

Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:26 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnose everybody with diarrhea.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:26 pm**

Luziyca wrote:...except the thread has TET in the name.

Unless if we go back to The Eternal Thread and not just, idk, TET.

Are you insinuating that it is time to re-brand ourselves again?

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:26 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnosis Conundrum.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:31 pm**

Chrinthanium wrote:Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:31 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:
We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnose everybody with diarrhea.

Of the explosive variety.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:32 pm**

Chrinthanium wrote:
Kannap wrote:
We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnosis Conundrum.

Tag it, bag it, and ship it off. We're making newspapers boys.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:33 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Luziyca wrote:...except the thread has TET in the name.

Unless if we go back to The Eternal Thread and not just, idk, TET.

Are you insinuating that it is time to re-brand ourselves again?

Why not? It's important to maximize our synergistic abilities in order to ensure that we can operationalize our strategies with maximum efficiency so we can leverage our core competencies to this web-based platform without alienating our core userbase.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:33 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:35 pm**

Chrinthanium wrote:Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Don't pretend to be surprised. This is how it always has been.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:35 pm**

Chrinthanium wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

...we must change that attitude then, so you may holistically administrate this thread using management philosophies outlined by Nathicana that help us ensure a strong commitment to quality.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:35 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Things are rather pleasant when the snark is still subdued, but it never lasts.

We need fuel, you know. Snark is power and power corrupts.

Therefore, absolute snark corrupts absolutely.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:35 pm**

Luziyca wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Are you insinuating that it is time to re-brand ourselves again?

Why not? It's important to maximize our synergistic abilities in order to ensure that we can operationalize our strategies with maximum efficiency so we can leverage our core competencies to this web-based platform without alienating our core userbase.

I feel like I accidentally stumbled into one of Ethel's boring conference room meetings.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:37 pm**

Chrinthanium wrote:
Kannap wrote:
Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

Been on a streak, eh? My most posted in TET was 50 TETs ago.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:37 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Kannap wrote:We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnose everybody with diarrhea.

That won't make a lasting impression. Now if you diagnose everything with explosive diarrhea, online superstardom is inevitable.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:37 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Why not? It's important to maximize our synergistic abilities in order to ensure that we can operationalize our strategies with maximum efficiency so we can leverage our core competencies to this web-based platform without alienating our core userbase.

I feel like I accidentally stumbled into one of Ethel's boring conference room meetings.

Due to budget cutbacks, they have been forced to outsource their operations to the internet. Among the sites affected besides this one are Myspace, Napster, and Hotmail.

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:38 pm**

New Visayan Islands wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
We need fuel, you know. Snark is power and power corrupts.

Therefore, absolute snark corrupts absolutely.

Our secret is finally out, how will we now all maintain our elegant youth?

Posted: **Sat May 27, 2017 4:38 pm**

Kannap wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

Been on a streak, eh? My most posted in TET was 50 TETs ago.

Mine was So Violet Behind the Vapors.

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