TET: The Extraterrestrial Thread

[Luziyca]

I'm having a momentary existential crisis. Help me, TET. Should I order pizza (cuz laziness is next to godliness) or should I do the responsible adult thing and prepare my own lunch?

Go with the pizza.

My parents have been mostly ordering food in for the past couple of weeks since they haven't really gotten around to grocery shopping. Thank you Skip the Dishes.

[Hurdergaryp]

I'm having a momentary existential crisis. Help me, TET. Should I order pizza (cuz laziness is next to godliness) or should I do the responsible adult thing and prepare my own lunch?

Go with the pizza.

My parents have been mostly ordering food in for the past couple of weeks since they haven't really gotten around to grocery shopping. Thank you Skip the Dishes.

TET is not the most logical place to ask if you should be a responsible adult, by the way.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I'm having a momentary existential crisis. Help me, TET. Should I order pizza (cuz laziness is next to godliness) or should I do the responsible adult thing and prepare my own lunch?

I mean, I would suggest the lunch.

But then it's Monday, so, go with the pizza.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Go with the pizza.

My parents have been mostly ordering food in for the past couple of weeks since they haven't really gotten around to grocery shopping. Thank you Skip the Dishes.

TET is not the most logical place to ask if you should be a responsible adult, by the way.

I mean, it kind of is, but then again the answer is almost always going to be a collective "nah, who wants to adult right now?"

[Hurdergaryp]

TET is not the most logical place to ask if you should be a responsible adult, by the way.

I mean, it kind of is, but then again the answer is almost always going to be a collective "nah, who wants to adult right now?"

It's not a matter of desire. If you do not die young, sooner or later you are simply going to be an adult.

[Ethel mermania]

I mean, it kind of is, but then again the answer is almost always going to be a collective "nah, who wants to adult right now?"

It's not a matter of desire. If you do not die young, sooner or later you are simply going to be an adult.

Don't remind me.

[Hurdergaryp]

It's not a matter of desire. If you do not die young, sooner or later you are simply going to be an adult.

Don't remind me.

Greetings, responsible citizen. How is your family and career? The good old mortgage still going strong?

[Ethel mermania]

Don't remind me.

Greetings, responsible citizen. How is your family and career? The good old mortgage still going strong?

Sir, you wound me.

1. Good
2. Lousy
3. They have not threatened to seize the house in a while.

[Hurdergaryp]

Greetings, responsible citizen. How is your family and career? The good old mortgage still going strong?

Sir, you wound me.

1. Good
2. Lousy
3. They have not threatened to seize the house in a while.

Very well, keep up the good work. Compliments for not being a threat to the status quo at all.

[Ethel mermania]

Sir, you wound me.

1. Good
2. Lousy
3. They have not threatened to seize the house in a while.

Very well, keep up the good work. Compliments for not being a threat to the status quo at all.

Get Off My lawn, Or My Crabgrass I Have to Be A Blight Unto The Neighborhood somehow.

[Hurdergaryp]

Very well, keep up the good work. Compliments for not being a threat to the status quo at all.

Get Off My lawn, Or My Crabgrass I Have to Be A Blight Unto The Neighborhood somehow.

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

[Ethel mermania]

Get Off My lawn, Or My Crabgrass I Have to Be A Blight Unto The Neighborhood somehow.

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

[USS Monitor]

Get Off My lawn, Or My Crabgrass I Have to Be A Blight Unto The Neighborhood somehow.

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

I still want a flying car. Or just a car that doesn't break down all the time.

[Hurdergaryp]

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

Always wise to keep those apostles occupied, otherwise they're going to stir up trouble in the neighbourhood with their dogmatic teachings.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

Does he also save your soul and wash your feet while your lawn is mowed?

[Ethel mermania]

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

Always wise to keep those apostles occupied, otherwise they're going to stir up trouble in the neighbourhood with their dogmatic teachings.

I just wish they would wait till after 8:00 am on the weekends, it's my only time to sleep late.

[Ethel mermania]

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

Does he also save your soul and wash your feet while your lawn is mowed?

No, and he doesn't even turn the crabgrass into wine.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Does he also save your soul and wash your feet while your lawn is mowed?

No, and he doesn't even turn the crabgrass into wine.

Then what good is he?? I say we crucify him again, teach him a lesson this time.

[Hurdergaryp]

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

I still want a flying car. Or just a car that doesn't break down all the time.

The advantage of a flying car is that it only breaks down once when in flight. This is also its most fatal flaw and the reason why flying cars are not really an option.

[Khalisako]

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

Didn't that guy used to get nailed to crosses and shit?

[Hurdergaryp]

Always wise to keep those apostles occupied, otherwise they're going to stir up trouble in the neighbourhood with their dogmatic teachings.

I just wish they would wait till after 8:00 am on the weekends, it's my only time to sleep late.

Everybody knows that you've got to start early, so you can get more things done.

[Luziyca]

Get Off My lawn, Or My Crabgrass I Have to Be A Blight Unto The Neighborhood somehow.

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

...upper class folk there, I assume?

Sadly, I still have to mow the lawn physically.

[Hurdergaryp]

Last time I went cycling for a prolonged period, I passed at least ten immaculate lawns in the process of being mown by robots. I didn't know those lawnmower robots had become so popular in recent years. I remember when the idea of robots moving around outside was a strictly scifi one, but the same goes for having handheld computers. We are truly living in amazing times, never mind the absence of flying cars.

...upper class folk there, I assume?

Sadly, I still have to mow the lawn physically.

Seemed more like middle class, actually. The upper class over here tends to have bigger lawns and double garages. Lawnmower robots actually aren't that expensive if you go for one of the more compact models.

[Ethel mermania]

We don't have a lot of those here, it's mostly jesus and friends who do the lawn care around here.

Didn't that guy used to get nailed to crosses and shit?

I didn't do it.

[Hurdergaryp]