TET: The Extraterrestrial Thread

[Ethel mermania]

A bold statement, but not one that you would want to become true. What monsters lurk in the darkness, waiting to eagerly replace me once I have faded away?

TETanus.

The biggest shit poster ever.

[Hurdergaryp]

There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

Our very own horrifying WebMD spinoff.

WHY DEEP FRIED CANDY BARS ARE A SUPERIOR ALTERNATIVE FOR VACCINATIONS

[New haven america]

There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

Our very own horrifying WebMD spinoff.

Got a slight headache?

Congratulations! You have an increadibly rare amoeba that will eat and destroy your brain. Have fun~

[Hurdergaryp]

TETanus.

The biggest shit poster ever.

An unstoppable source of rancid spam, generating a neverending diarrhea of worthless words and braindead opinions.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Smells of new thread. Scents of baby leather and teenaged tears. Lovely!

Things are rather pleasant when the snark is still subdued, but it never lasts.

We need fuel, you know. Snark is power and power corrupts.

[Luziyca]

The biggest shit poster ever.

An unstoppable source of rancid spam, generating a neverending diarrhea of worthless words and braindead opinions.

...and in that moment, everyone looks upon [dredd] with dread, as he seeks to purge the site of all that smut and make it more "family-friendly..."

[Kannap]

People watch soap operas for the drama. How else do you propose we get new fans addicted to NationStates General Hospital?

There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

[Chrinthanium]

Right, so this is where you've all gone.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnose everybody with diarrhea.

[Kannap]

...except the thread has TET in the name.

Unless if we go back to The Eternal Thread and not just, idk, TET.

Are you insinuating that it is time to re-brand ourselves again?

[Chrinthanium]

There is no such place as NationStates General Hospital, even though it could be the name of an interesting new thread containing nothing but lackluster medical advise and worse.

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnosis Conundrum.

[Kannap]

Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

[Kannap]

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnose everybody with diarrhea.

Of the explosive variety.

[Kannap]

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnosis Conundrum.

Tag it, bag it, and ship it off. We're making newspapers boys.

[Luziyca]

...except the thread has TET in the name.

Unless if we go back to The Eternal Thread and not just, idk, TET.

Are you insinuating that it is time to re-brand ourselves again?

Why not? It's important to maximize our synergistic abilities in order to ensure that we can operationalize our strategies with maximum efficiency so we can leverage our core competencies to this web-based platform without alienating our core userbase.

[Chrinthanium]

Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

[Hurdergaryp]

Right, so this is where you've all gone.

Don't pretend to be surprised. This is how it always has been.

[Luziyca]

Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

...we must change that attitude then, so you may holistically administrate this thread using management philosophies outlined by Nathicana that help us ensure a strong commitment to quality.

[New Visayan Islands]

Things are rather pleasant when the snark is still subdued, but it never lasts.

We need fuel, you know. Snark is power and power corrupts.

Therefore, absolute snark corrupts absolutely.

[Kannap]

Are you insinuating that it is time to re-brand ourselves again?

Why not? It's important to maximize our synergistic abilities in order to ensure that we can operationalize our strategies with maximum efficiency so we can leverage our core competencies to this web-based platform without alienating our core userbase.

I feel like I accidentally stumbled into one of Ethel's boring conference room meetings.

[Kannap]

Yes, new TET. The last one sprung a leak and we all had to abandon ship. It was quite the ordeal, I promise you.

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

Been on a streak, eh? My most posted in TET was 50 TETs ago.

[Hurdergaryp]

We've gotta get in the business of putting WebMD out of business.

Diagnose everybody with diarrhea.

That won't make a lasting impression. Now if you diagnose everything with explosive diarrhea, online superstardom is inevitable.

[Luziyca]

Why not? It's important to maximize our synergistic abilities in order to ensure that we can operationalize our strategies with maximum efficiency so we can leverage our core competencies to this web-based platform without alienating our core userbase.

I feel like I accidentally stumbled into one of Ethel's boring conference room meetings.

Due to budget cutbacks, they have been forced to outsource their operations to the internet. Among the sites affected besides this one are Myspace, Napster, and Hotmail.

[Kannap]

We need fuel, you know. Snark is power and power corrupts.

Therefore, absolute snark corrupts absolutely.

Our secret is finally out, how will we now all maintain our elegant youth?

[Luziyca]

Good news is that I did not have the last TET become my most posted in thread. Very grateful for that.

Been on a streak, eh? My most posted in TET was 50 TETs ago.

Mine was So Violet Behind the Vapors.