Flat Earth

[Ethel mermania]

IMPLYING THAT THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM ISN'T RIGHTFUL AMERICAN CLAY?

Charming as that idea may seem, something tells me the Chinese aren't going to be so polite to call off their own space program in order to accomodate the USA.

In German or English I know how to count down
And I am learning Chinese says Werner von brown.

[Nordwalsh]

Honestly, I've read through this entire thread multiple times and I'm just sitting here shaking my head. Like, how can you people be so goddamn ignorant of the facts and of science? It's been proven time and time again that the Earth is, in fact, a dodecahedron! It's an integral part of the entire Saturn-Luna Matrix which governs our day to day life - twelve sides, one for each Ancient One to rule, and turned inside out so that we remain unharmed by the Abyss. The "universe" we see is but a small microcosm - literally the insides of the world; the entire thing is governed by the vibrations and machinations of that ancient engine of hatred that runs between Saturn, Luna, and the Surface. I suppose, theoretically, one could drill down and outward into the Abyss, but we all know how it went when the Soviet's tried it '71 - years of plague, conflict, and terror that they still haven't fully contained. Hell, the United Nations Containment Mission in Central Asia is still mopping up horrors that crawl out of the dark every few months. And keep in mind, the Soviets never even broke through to the other side! This is exactly why we elected President Winters last year - to protect us from the loons who insist on tampering with the Matrix and prodding around underground; it was even in his fucking campaign slogan - "Light In The Dark". Furthermore, we cannot allow the burning ashes to douse our ideas. For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There are your truths and there are my truths. There are known knowns, known unknowns and unknown. Some of them are reading this right now! I've seen the derelict offices of Google burn with the window boarded up and the squatters inside them. I've seen the houses where they cut up the little babies. From coast to shining coast I have walked empty down drooling path. The decaying flesh of false morality poisoning our children. I have stood atop the mountain of this greedy earth, looking upon our beautiful pious pit, filled to bursting with the vast hands of helplessness. I SEE YOU.^/s

[Hurdergaryp]

Honestly, I've read through this entire thread multiple times and I'm just sitting here shaking my head. Like, how can you people be so goddamn ignorant of the facts and of science? It's been proven time and time again that the Earth is, in fact, a dodecahedron! It's an integral part of the entire Saturn-Luna Matrix which governs our day to day life - twelve sides, one for each Ancient One to rule, and turned inside out so that we remain unharmed by the Abyss. The "universe" we see is but a small microcosm - literally the insides of the world; the entire thing is governed by the vibrations and machinations of that ancient engine of hatred that runs between Saturn, Luna, and the Surface. I suppose, theoretically, one could drill down and outward into the Abyss, but we all know how it went when the Soviet's tried it '71 - years of plague, conflict, and terror that they still haven't fully contained. Hell, the United Nations Containment Mission in Central Asia is still mopping up horrors that crawl out of the dark every few months. And keep in mind, the Soviets never even broke through to the other side! This is exactly why we elected President Winters last year - to protect us from the loons who insist on tampering with the Matrix and prodding around underground; it was even in his fucking campaign slogan - "Light In The Dark". Furthermore, we cannot allow the burning ashes to douse our ideas. For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There are your truths and there are my truths. There are known knowns, known unknowns and unknown. Some of them are reading this right now! I've seen the derelict offices of Google burn with the window boarded up and the squatters inside them. I've seen the houses where they cut up the little babies. From coast to shining coast I have walked empty down drooling path. The decaying flesh of false morality poisoning our children. I have stood atop the mountain of this greedy earth, looking upon our beautiful pious pit, filled to bursting with the vast hands of helplessness. I SEE YOU.^/s

Or, as I would call it, a relatively uneventful tuesday afternoon.

[Sovaal]

Honestly, I've read through this entire thread multiple times and I'm just sitting here shaking my head. Like, how can you people be so goddamn ignorant of the facts and of science? It's been proven time and time again that the Earth is, in fact, a dodecahedron! It's an integral part of the entire Saturn-Luna Matrix which governs our day to day life - twelve sides, one for each Ancient One to rule, and turned inside out so that we remain unharmed by the Abyss. The "universe" we see is but a small microcosm - literally the insides of the world; the entire thing is governed by the vibrations and machinations of that ancient engine of hatred that runs between Saturn, Luna, and the Surface. I suppose, theoretically, one could drill down and outward into the Abyss, but we all know how it went when the Soviet's tried it '71 - years of plague, conflict, and terror that they still haven't fully contained. Hell, the United Nations Containment Mission in Central Asia is still mopping up horrors that crawl out of the dark every few months. And keep in mind, the Soviets never even broke through to the other side! This is exactly why we elected President Winters last year - to protect us from the loons who insist on tampering with the Matrix and prodding around underground; it was even in his fucking campaign slogan - "Light In The Dark". Furthermore, we cannot allow the burning ashes to douse our ideas. For the first time we have risen, and I see we are being consumed. I see circles that are not circles. Billions of dead souls inside containment. Unravellers have eaten country's moral fabric, turning hearts into filth. I'm from a kingdom level above human. What does that yield? A hokey smile that damns an entire nation. There are your truths and there are my truths. There are known knowns, known unknowns and unknown. Some of them are reading this right now! I've seen the derelict offices of Google burn with the window boarded up and the squatters inside them. I've seen the houses where they cut up the little babies. From coast to shining coast I have walked empty down drooling path. The decaying flesh of false morality poisoning our children. I have stood atop the mountain of this greedy earth, looking upon our beautiful pious pit, filled to bursting with the vast hands of helplessness. I SEE YOU.^/s

TL;DR anyone?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

If the earth were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

[Sovaal]

If the earth were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

But what if cats where a government conspiracy, hmm?

[Hurdergaryp]

If the earth were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

But what if cats where a government conspiracy, hmm?

That would be a government conspiracy dating back to ancient Egypt, which would be pretty goddamn impressive.

[Sovaal]

But what if cats where a government conspiracy, hmm?

That would be a government conspiracy dating back to ancient Egypt, which would be pretty goddamn impressive.

So you're telling me cats are the aliens who built the pyramids?

[Ethel mermania]

If the earth were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

Have we ever really tried?

[Sovaal]

If the earth were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

Have we ever really tried?

Did the OP even contribute?

[Salandriagado]

If the earth were flat, cats would have already pushed everything off of it.

Why is this even a topic of discussion?

Have we ever really tried?

Is there any object on any surface that cats haven't tried to push off?

[Hurdergaryp]

That would be a government conspiracy dating back to ancient Egypt, which would be pretty goddamn impressive.

So you're telling me cats are the aliens who built the pyramids?

And then they kinda lost interest and decided to give this whole becoming more or less domesticated thing a try.

[The Grene Knyght]

Have we ever really tried?

Did the OP even contribute?

Worth noting the OP is a twice-DEAT'd troll who appears to have just made this nation to act silly and, side note, doesn't know what a séimhiú is

[Sovaal]

Did the OP even contribute?

Worth noting the OP is a twice-DEAT'd troll who appears to have just made this nation to act silly and, side note, doesn't know what a séimhiú is

Can I just pretend to know what that is?

[The Grene Knyght]

Worth noting the OP is a twice-DEAT'd troll who appears to have just made this nation to act silly and, side note, doesn't know what a séimhiú is

Can I just pretend to know what that is?

Its a linguistic trait of Irish and related languages where certain words add a 'h' after the first letter in the following word. OP is using the second word alone but forgot to remove the 'h'. Its been bothering me for ages.

[Valrifell]

Figured it out.

[Sovaal]

Figured it out.

The hell is that?

[Calladan]

Figured it out.

The hell is that?

I got about a quarter of the way through and my brain trickled out of my ears....... and now I kind of want to sue the user who posted the link for mental anguish

[Sovaal]

The hell is that?

I got about a quarter of the way through and my brain trickled out of my ears....... and now I kind of want to sue the user who posted the link for mental anguish

Pretty sure I can file for at least compensation for the medical trauma.

[The Grene Knyght]

I got about a quarter of the way through and my brain trickled out of my ears....... and now I kind of want to sue the user who posted the link for mental anguish

Pretty sure I can file for at least compensation for the medical trauma.

there's a Wikipedia page for the website that uses well structured, if equally meaningless, sentenced to convey the concept. It still doesn't make sense, but at least the Wikipedia page summarises this guy's beliefs without the accompanying headache

[Sovaal]

Pretty sure I can file for at least compensation for the medical trauma.

there's a Wikipedia page for the website that uses well structured, if equally meaningless, sentenced to convey the concept. It still doesn't make sense, but at least the Wikipedia page summarises this guy's beliefs without the accompanying headache

So, what I got from it was that everything is a conspiracy? Oh, and that he's the smartest man on Earth.

[East Fredonia]

To any retarded headass who says Earth is flat:

[Sovaal]

To any retarded headass who says Earth is flat:
(Image)

Can I have it in strawberry flavor?

[Stonok]

bad.

[East Fredonia]

To any retarded headass who says Earth is flat:
(Image)

Can I have it in strawberry flavor?

Yep. It also comes in lemon, mint, blue raspberry, toast, Bovril, bleach, and maple bacon if you like.
(Contains high-fructose corn syrup.)