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Postby Gauthier » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:55 pm

Lilinia wrote:


...I fully expected Borowitz, until I moused over the link.

Ever watched In the Mouth of Madness? That's how it's starting to feel.
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Postby Lilinia » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:56 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Lilinia wrote:
...I fully expected Borowitz, until I moused over the link.

Ever watched In the Mouth of Madness? That's how it's starting to feel.

You're not wrong.
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:58 pm

Zeinbrad wrote:
New haven america wrote:We need a Presidential lawyer industry.

I thought the district attorney was basdicslly suppose to be the president and his cabinets lawyer?


Now that I said that, I realize how stupid it sounds. Don't hit face at least.

You're thinking of the Attorney General. District attorneys represent their, you know, district. The Attorney General represents the United States.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:58 pm

Gauthier wrote:Ever watched In the Mouth of Madness? That's how it's starting to feel.

Gaslighting reality itself. Brilliant.

Therefore, it couldn't come from this administration.
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Postby Ism » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:03 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Gauthier wrote:Ever watched In the Mouth of Madness? That's how it's starting to feel.

Gaslighting reality itself. Brilliant.

Therefore, it couldn't come from this administration.


Unless that's what they want you to think.
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Postby Sane Outcasts » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:05 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Gauthier wrote:Ever watched In the Mouth of Madness? That's how it's starting to feel.

Gaslighting reality itself. Brilliant.

Therefore, it couldn't come from this administration.

And now a message from the President of the United States:
I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt

This has been an official statement by the President of the United States, good night and good luck.
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Postby Gauthier » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:08 pm

Sane Outcasts wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Gaslighting reality itself. Brilliant.

Therefore, it couldn't come from this administration.

And now a message from the President of the United States:
I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt

This has been an official statement by the President of the United States, good night and good luck.

You're Not Authorized To View These Tweets. Trump change his mind again?
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Postby Corrian » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:17 pm

Galloism wrote:Trump's attorney hires an attorney.

President Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, has hired his own attorney as the special counsel investigation into Russian election interference progresses, NBC News reported Friday.

Cohen has hired Washington, D.C., attorney Stephen M. Ryan, according to NBC's Katy Tur.

A source told Tur that Cohen will testify before the House Intelligence Committee on Sept. 5, adding that the testimony was delayed due to "scheduling and logistics."

Tur also reported that Michael Caputo, a communications adviser brought on board the Trump campaign by Paul Manafort, has been contacted by the FBI. Caputo has also hired his own attorney — former New York state Attorney General Dennis Vacco.

Caputo was asked in May to testify before the House Intelligence Committee.

Cohen and Caputo aren't the only figures connected to Trump who have hired their own attorneys. Trump hired an attorney to represent him in the investigation in late May, while Vice President Pence's staff announced Thursday that he had hired Virginia attorney Richard Cullen.

I was almost 100% certain this was satire.

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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:23 pm

Corrian wrote:

I was almost 100% certain this was satire.

God damn it

Satire has also engaged the services of an attorney.
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Postby AiliailiA » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:48 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Corrian wrote:I was almost 100% certain this was satire.

God damn it

Satire has also engaged the services of an attorney.


Correction: Satire's bereaved family have engaged the services of an attorney.

It will be a civil suit, probably for pain and suffering, because apparently murdering Satire in cold blood isn't actually a crime.
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:54 pm

AiliailiA wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Satire has also engaged the services of an attorney.


Correction: Satire's bereaved family have engaged the services of an attorney.

It will be a civil suit, probably for pain and suffering, because apparently murdering Satire in cold blood isn't actually a crime.

There's no justice in the world.
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Postby Maineiacs » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:18 pm

Sane Outcasts wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Gaslighting reality itself. Brilliant.

Therefore, it couldn't come from this administration.

And now a message from the President of the United States:
I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt

This has been an official statement by the President of the United States, good night and good luck may God have mercy on our souls.



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Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Fri Jun 16, 2017 6:52 pm

Sane Outcasts wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Gaslighting reality itself. Brilliant.

Therefore, it couldn't come from this administration.

And now a message from the President of the United States:
I am being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director! Witch Hunt

This has been an official statement by the President of the United States, good night and good luck.

Quick, to the fire extinguisher, the covfefe is burning!
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Postby Genivaria » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:52 pm

Maineiacs wrote:
Sane Outcasts wrote:And now a message from the President of the United States:
This has been an official statement by the President of the United States, good night and good luck may God have mercy on our souls.



fixed

Well fuck it I'm out.
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Postby Zanera » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:03 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Maineiacs wrote:

fixed

Well fuck it I'm out.


Ain't no exits on the Trump Train till it crashes.
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Postby Austria-Bohemia-Hungary » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:06 pm

Zanera wrote:


Ain't no exits on the Trump Train till it crashes.

The locomotive is basically ablaze at this stage. <.<
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Postby AiliailiA » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:12 pm

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:
Zanera wrote:
Ain't no exits on the Trump Train till it crashes.

The locomotive is basically ablaze at this stage. <.<


There's a massive cloud of smoke, but that's what you expect from a steam loco. Whether it's on fire or not, who knows?
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Postby Galloism » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:14 pm

AiliailiA wrote:
Austria-Bohemia-Hungary wrote:The locomotive is basically ablaze at this stage. <.<


There's a massive cloud of smoke, but that's what you expect from a steam loco. Whether it's on fire or not, who knows?

Technically, steam locomotives are always on fire. It's just a question as to whether the fire is contained to the proper place.
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Postby Zanera » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:17 pm

Galloism wrote:
AiliailiA wrote:
There's a massive cloud of smoke, but that's what you expect from a steam loco. Whether it's on fire or not, who knows?

Technically, steam locomotives are always on fire. It's just a question as to whether the fire is contained to the proper place.


Trump has fire in the best places.
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Postby Senkaku » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:35 pm

Galloism wrote:Trump's attorney hires an attorney.

President Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, has hired his own attorney as the special counsel investigation into Russian election interference progresses, NBC News reported Friday.

Cohen has hired Washington, D.C., attorney Stephen M. Ryan, according to NBC's Katy Tur.

A source told Tur that Cohen will testify before the House Intelligence Committee on Sept. 5, adding that the testimony was delayed due to "scheduling and logistics."

Tur also reported that Michael Caputo, a communications adviser brought on board the Trump campaign by Paul Manafort, has been contacted by the FBI. Caputo has also hired his own attorney — former New York state Attorney General Dennis Vacco.

Caputo was asked in May to testify before the House Intelligence Committee.

Cohen and Caputo aren't the only figures connected to Trump who have hired their own attorneys. Trump hired an attorney to represent him in the investigation in late May, while Vice President Pence's staff announced Thursday that he had hired Virginia attorney Richard Cullen.

It's like a Russian nesting doll of lawyers...
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:41 pm

Senkaku wrote:It's like a Russian nesting doll of lawyers...


It's pretty great. With any luck his lawyers lawyers will get lawyers.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:50 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Senkaku wrote:It's like a Russian nesting doll of lawyers...


It's pretty great. With any luck his lawyers lawyers will get lawyers.

This cannot be the way it works but I imagine Trump telling his lawyer something and he's all, "Shit, I can't know that and not say something. If I blow this I'm going to need a lawyer." And then he gets a lawyer and tells him why and THAT lawyer goes, "Shit...I need a lawyer now." I think you can see how this can't be the case but, not knowing anything about the intricacies...wait, spell check didn't flag that? I can't have spelled that right...anyway...of law but I imagine it's close...the first lawyer feels exposed somehow and is hedging.

OR...it's misreported and he's just added a lawyer to deal with a specific thing. I honestly have no idea. I don't know why I'm still typing.
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Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:32 am

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:
It's pretty great. With any luck his lawyers lawyers will get lawyers.

This cannot be the way it works but I imagine Trump telling his lawyer something and he's all, "Shit, I can't know that and not say something. If I blow this I'm going to need a lawyer." And then he gets a lawyer and tells him why and THAT lawyer goes, "Shit...I need a lawyer now." I think you can see how this can't be the case but, not knowing anything about the intricacies...wait, spell check didn't flag that? I can't have spelled that right...anyway...of law but I imagine it's close...the first lawyer feels exposed somehow and is hedging.

OR...it's misreported and he's just added a lawyer to deal with a specific thing. I honestly have no idea. I don't know why I'm still typing.

Well, he first lawyer has been with Trump for a while. So, he is part of Trump's staff, in a way. Which means he will be under investigation soon by the special council.
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Postby Thermodolia » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:02 am

Galloism wrote:Trump's attorney hires an attorney.

President Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, has hired his own attorney as the special counsel investigation into Russian election interference progresses, NBC News reported Friday.

Cohen has hired Washington, D.C., attorney Stephen M. Ryan, according to NBC's Katy Tur.

A source told Tur that Cohen will testify before the House Intelligence Committee on Sept. 5, adding that the testimony was delayed due to "scheduling and logistics."

Tur also reported that Michael Caputo, a communications adviser brought on board the Trump campaign by Paul Manafort, has been contacted by the FBI. Caputo has also hired his own attorney — former New York state Attorney General Dennis Vacco.

Caputo was asked in May to testify before the House Intelligence Committee.

Cohen and Caputo aren't the only figures connected to Trump who have hired their own attorneys. Trump hired an attorney to represent him in the investigation in late May, while Vice President Pence's staff announced Thursday that he had hired Virginia attorney Richard Cullen.

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Postby AiliailiA » Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:31 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:This cannot be the way it works but I imagine Trump telling his lawyer something and he's all, "Shit, I can't know that and not say something. If I blow this I'm going to need a lawyer." And then he gets a lawyer and tells him why and THAT lawyer goes, "Shit...I need a lawyer now." I think you can see how this can't be the case but, not knowing anything about the intricacies...wait, spell check didn't flag that? I can't have spelled that right...anyway...of law but I imagine it's close...the first lawyer feels exposed somehow and is hedging.

OR...it's misreported and he's just added a lawyer to deal with a specific thing. I honestly have no idea. I don't know why I'm still typing.

Well, he first lawyer has been with Trump for a while. So, he is part of Trump's staff, in a way.


Not just in a way. Cohen was also Executive Vice-President of the Trump Organization, among other jobs.

Which means he will be under investigation soon by the special council.


Undoubtably.
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