Drafted into the military. What field do you choose?

[Infected Mushroom]

I've heard they serve steaks and lobsters on nuclear weapon carrying submarines. Don't know if its true or not, someone from the US Navy said so.

Only frozen lobsters nowadays, after "the incident".

what incident?

Hey I like lobsters too

So long as we get lobster soup too (like the ones at McDonalds)

[Thermodolia]

Well, i could still see, at least with glasses.

If you're vision is 20/20 correctable you'll be fine

[Infected Mushroom]

Honestly though, trident submarine is the best option

you are safe underwater for most of the war, you are a high priority asset so the commanders will keep you safe

you supposedly get good food

its super cool to serve as a crew member in an underwater vessel (you can imagine you are on the Nautilus or something); you probably get cool clothes and get to look at cool radar screens. Being a higher ranking officer would be cool too

Worse comes to worse you get the order to launch the nukes.

[Thermodolia]

Only frozen lobsters nowadays, after "the incident".

what incident?

Hey I like lobsters too

So long as we get lobster soup too (like the ones at McDonalds)

I feel so sorry for you.

[Infected Mushroom]

what incident?

Hey I like lobsters too

So long as we get lobster soup too (like the ones at McDonalds)

I feel so sorry for you.

You've tried it? Its awesome.

I like the canned lobster soups too and the ones at restaurants where they put more meat in. But the stuff at McDonalds is good too.

[Thermodolia]

Honestly though, trident submarine is the best option

you are safe underwater for most of the war, you are a high priority asset so the commanders will keep you safe

you supposedly get good food

its super cool to serve as a crew member in an underwater vessel (you can imagine you are on the Nautilus or something); -you probably get cool clothes and get to look at cool radar screens. Being a higher ranking officer would be cool too

Worse comes to worse you get the order to launch the nukes.

You mean this piece of shit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... iforms.jpg

[Infected Mushroom]

Honestly though, trident submarine is the best option

you are safe underwater for most of the war, you are a high priority asset so the commanders will keep you safe

you supposedly get good food

its super cool to serve as a crew member in an underwater vessel (you can imagine you are on the Nautilus or something); -you probably get cool clothes and get to look at cool radar screens. Being a higher ranking officer would be cool too

Worse comes to worse you get the order to launch the nukes.

You mean this piece of shit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... iforms.jpg

its not working

[Uxupox]

Honestly though, trident submarine is the best option

you are safe underwater for most of the war, you are a high priority asset so the commanders will keep you safe

you supposedly get good food

its super cool to serve as a crew member in an underwater vessel (you can imagine you are on the Nautilus or something); -you probably get cool clothes and get to look at cool radar screens. Being a higher ranking officer would be cool too

Worse comes to worse you get the order to launch the nukes.

You mean this piece of shit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... iforms.jpg

i can't believe that i once thought their uniforms were kinda good looking. im ashamed.

[Thermodolia]

I feel so sorry for you.

You've tried it? Its awesome.

I like the canned lobster soups too and the ones at restaurants where they put more meat in. But the stuff at McDonalds is good too.

No no no. Nothing at McDonald's surpasses actual sea food restaurants. You're opinions can be dismissed.

[Thermodolia]

You mean this piece of shit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... iforms.jpg

i can't believe that i once thought their uniforms were kinda good looking. im ashamed.

I'm glad I never did. I'm also glad that the Army got rid of the grandmother's couch and "blends with rocks" uniform.

[Grinning Dragon]

You've tried it? Its awesome.

I like the canned lobster soups too and the ones at restaurants where they put more meat in. But the stuff at McDonalds is good too.

No no no. Nothing at McDonald's surpasses actual sea food restaurants. You're opinions can be dismissed.

Gonna have to agree with Therm here.
And.. Canned seafood? Yuck.
McDonald's and food shouldn't really be used in the same sentence either.
Sure glad I can drive down the road and purchase fresh seafood that was just caught and brought to market this morning.

[Thermodolia]

No no no. Nothing at McDonald's surpasses actual sea food restaurants. You're opinions can be dismissed.

Gonna have to agree with Therm here.
And.. Canned seafood? Yuck.
McDonald's and food shouldn't really be used in the same sentence either.
Sure glad I can drive down the road and purchase fresh seafood that was just caught and brought to market this morning.

Ya canned seafood is fucking disgusting

[USS Monitor]

Yes, we love our crews and do our best to keep them safe.

In all seriousness, if I was to serve in the military, I'd go for the Coast Guard or Navy. Ships are spiffy. War sucks and I want nothing to do with it, but that doesn't change the fact that ships are spiffy.

How about the marines?

Nah. TBH, my preference would be Coast Guard. I really don't want to get up close and personal with the enemy any more than I have to.

[Dylar]

How about the marines?

Nah. TBH, my preference would be Coast Guard. I really don't want to get up close and personal with the enemy any more than I have to.

I'm surprised that you wouldn't want to be retrofitted as a support vessel for the Navy. All those newer guns, and radar systems...

[Thermodolia]

How about the marines?

Nah. TBH, my preference would be Coast Guard. I really don't want to get up close and personal with the enemy any more than I have to.

Marines or Army for me

[USS Monitor]

*Moves to Coatsa Rica*

Medic would be the best, wouldn't be fired on.

Hahahaha ya fucking right. Combat medics get fired on a fucking lot.

Yeah, that's a risk any time you're at the front lines, regardless of what you're doing there. It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about; it's all those others addressed "to whom it may concern."

[Thermodolia]

Hahahaha ya fucking right. Combat medics get fired on a fucking lot.

Yeah, that's a risk any time you're at the front lines, regardless of what you're doing there. It's not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about; it's all those others addressed "to whom it may concern."

Yup.

[The Two Jerseys]

Well, i could still see, at least with glasses.

If you're vision is 20/20 correctable you'll be fine

I thought it has to be correctable to at least 20/40, or do certain MOS have stricter requirements?

Honestly though, trident submarine is the best option

you are safe underwater for most of the war, you are a high priority asset so the commanders will keep you safe

you supposedly get good food

its super cool to serve as a crew member in an underwater vessel (you can imagine you are on the Nautilus or something); -you probably get cool clothes and get to look at cool radar screens. Being a higher ranking officer would be cool too

Worse comes to worse you get the order to launch the nukes.

You mean this piece of shit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... iforms.jpg

They're phasing those out already, because some genius decided to not make them fire retardant.

You can't make this shit up.

[Thermodolia]

If you're vision is 20/20 correctable you'll be fine

I thought it has to be correctable to at least 20/40, or do certain MOS have stricter requirements?

It's the military, every thing is it depends. Yes some MOS do have stricter requirements

You mean this piece of shit: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... iforms.jpg

They're phasing those out already, because some genius decided to not make them fire retardant.

You can't make this shit up.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

[Hashirajima]

They're phasing those out already, because some genius decided to not make them fire retardant.

You can't make this shit up.

... *slow clap* Wow. To be fair, I'm not a fan of the colour either. Not that it matters for me.

[The Two Jerseys]

They're phasing those out already, because some genius decided to not make them fire retardant.

You can't make this shit up.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

I wish I was...

In August 2016 the U.S. Navy announced that it is eliminating the NWU Type I in favor of the Type III which will completely replace it by 1 October 2019 for wear as the standard working uniform ashore for all Navy personnel.[30][31] Type III will begin being issued to new navy recruits in October 2017. The Type II will remain restricted to wear by Naval Special Warfare sailors when in desert environments. The Navy's goal of developing a single working uniform for wear aboard ship and ashore and by all ranks and rates which the NWU Type I was supposed to fulfill was never realized by the Type I. Soon after its introduction it was found to be unsuitable for shipboard wear because of its lack of flame resistance and so was banned from wear aboard ship (except for when in port) thus making it essentially a uniform to be worn while ashore only. As a uniform for wear ashore only, a pattern designed to conceal stains aboard ships is not nearly as effective at concealment as a pattern designed to conceal people on land, thus the IIIs are used ashore anyway. That being the case, the NWU Type I has become a uniform without a purpose. The Navy continues to work to develop a new shipboard working uniform.

[USS Monitor]

Gonna have to agree with Therm here.
And.. Canned seafood? Yuck.
McDonald's and food shouldn't really be used in the same sentence either.
Sure glad I can drive down the road and purchase fresh seafood that was just caught and brought to market this morning.

Ya canned seafood is fucking disgusting

Definitely not as good as the stuff at a proper restaurant.

[Thermodolia]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

I wish I was...

In August 2016 the U.S. Navy announced that it is eliminating the NWU Type I in favor of the Type III which will completely replace it by 1 October 2019 for wear as the standard working uniform ashore for all Navy personnel.[30][31] Type III will begin being issued to new navy recruits in October 2017. The Type II will remain restricted to wear by Naval Special Warfare sailors when in desert environments. The Navy's goal of developing a single working uniform for wear aboard ship and ashore and by all ranks and rates which the NWU Type I was supposed to fulfill was never realized by the Type I. Soon after its introduction it was found to be unsuitable for shipboard wear because of its lack of flame resistance and so was banned from wear aboard ship (except for when in port) thus making it essentially a uniform to be worn while ashore only. As a uniform for wear ashore only, a pattern designed to conceal stains aboard ships is not nearly as effective at concealment as a pattern designed to conceal people on land, thus the IIIs are used ashore anyway. That being the case, the NWU Type I has become a uniform without a purpose. The Navy continues to work to develop a new shipboard working uniform.

Wow.... damn navy

[USS Monitor]

Nah. TBH, my preference would be Coast Guard. I really don't want to get up close and personal with the enemy any more than I have to.

I'm surprised that you wouldn't want to be retrofitted as a support vessel for the Navy. All those newer guns, and radar systems...

I'm talking about RL now...

The Monitor was Navy.

[The Two Jerseys]

They're phasing those out already, because some genius decided to not make them fire retardant.

You can't make this shit up.

... *slow clap* Wow. To be fair, I'm not a fan of the colour either. Not that it matters for me.

I always thought the non-digital pattern looked better.