Drafted into the military. What field do you choose?

[Theodosiya]

Just remembered, if i got drafted, I'll ask if i could purchase some stuff. In case i don't get enough ammo, vest or helmet.

[Telconi]

Because forcing a person to fight a war via threat is an absolutely terrible thing. Slave soldiers are wrong, and no amount of pomp and circumstance and flag waving 'patriots' makes a draft without the capacity to object to service anything other than the capture of slave soldiers.

Interesting I'd think that you of all people would be completely for it

If you think that, you know very little about my views on warfare and military service in general.

[Thermodolia]

Because overconfidence is fucking dumb.

So are most of Russia's claims about... well everything.

It's better to be weary than to be overconfident.
Also while this is just a training exercise it still shows that they can be shot down. https://www.wired.com/2007/07/first-f-22-rapt/

[Thermodolia]

Just remembered, if i got drafted, I'll ask if i could purchase some stuff. In case i don't get enough ammo, vest or helmet.

Wait you actually would have to buy that stuff? They don't just give it to you?

[Great Minarchistan]

Always go to the Marines and Navy branches. Unless if you are literally Great Britain, it's the most useless and calm place among all the military fields.

[Frank Zipper]

Why anyone would want to be trapped in a metal box with a bagpiper is beyond me.

Because outside the metal box there are inexplicably world conquering North Koreans.

I'd take my chances with the Norks.

[The Interstellar Federation]

Strategic Missile Corps. Hey, if they nuke us, we'll nuke em back!

[Thermodolia]

Always go to the Marines and Navy branches. Unless if you are literally Great Britain, it's the most useless and calm place among all the military fields.

The fuck you talking about? Marines are exact opposite of calm

[Fartsniffage]

Artillery. Because I already know how to do it...

And you get a lighter pack, and a truck to keep your wok and spice collection in.

[San Marlindo]

Bah, such limited MOS options in the poll.

Where is MP?

[Thermodolia]

Bah, such limited MOS options in the poll.

Where is MP?

Heh I was wondering the same thing

[Great Minarchistan]

Always go to the Marines and Navy branches. Unless if you are literally Great Britain, it's the most useless and calm place among all the military fields.

The fuck you talking about? Marines are exact opposite of calm

Better than the full shitstorm of infantry/land army and air force.

[Thermodolia]

The fuck you talking about? Marines are exact opposite of calm

Better than the full shitstorm of infantry/land army and air force.

In guessing that you've never heard of the USMC before?

They have infantry and air units.

[Great Minarchistan]

Better than the full shitstorm of infantry/land army and air force.

In guessing that you've never heard of the USMC before?

They have infantry and air units.

Right, any shit where you stand in a ship is the best branch of military.

[Domina Imperium]

Siege Engineer. I have very little upper body strength, so swinging a sword would be hard for me.

[Swindenland]

I would flee to Ecuador and get fake passports, nothing else.

Many people even today flee to Ecuador, although mostly criminals.

[United Muscovite Nations]

My surviving grandfather was an artilleryman in Korea, and it sounds like it was a pretty comfy job, mainly because he got to be far away from the front.

[Iudaei]

like North Korea is any threat, they are the threatened.


one reason they are the bad guy, No rothschild central bank,

[Old Tyrannia]

It's the toilet that does it too...

Ohgod British tanks have a toilet and a teamaker all it needs is a middle-aged butler and a guy in a kilt with bagpipes and we're golden.

Well, I don't believe that every British tank has its own assigned piper, but the Royal Regiment of Scotland does have a pipe band assigned to every battalion. Historically they have played in the midst of battle to rally Scottish troops and intimidate the enemy. Pipers played on the battlefields of World War I, and despite playing the pipes in battle being banned by the War Office due to the high casualties amongst pipers, one piper even played his pipes on the beaches at D-Day.

Ohgod British tanks have a toilet and a teamaker all it needs is a middle-aged butler and a guy in a kilt with bagpipes and we're golden.

Who do you think is crewing the tank? Sergeant Butler and Captain Kilty McScottish.

[Thermodolia]

In guessing that you've never heard of the USMC before?

They have infantry and air units.

Right, any shit where you stand in a ship is the best branch of military.

Whatever you say. Personally I'm a landlubber

[Thermodolia]

like North Korea is any threat, they are the threatened.


one reason they are the bad guy, No rothschild central bank,

What the fuck?

[Spartan Hellas]

Navy, because I have a far-less chance of dying in a war I didn't want to fight in.

[Neu Leonstein]

With my skill set, probably some sort of military intelligence analyst. Also has the advantage of being far away from the loud noises.

[The Celtic Union of Ireland]

Probably artillery, it would allow me to be on the ground but also be (most likely) a good while away from the front lines

[Fartsniffage]

With my skill set, probably some sort of military intelligence analyst. Also has the advantage of being far away from the loud noises.

But the 8th rule of conscription states that if it's your first war then you have to fight.