The Battle of AnTETam

[Astrolinium]

Ham Bagel Wednesday doesn't sound good either, but I can't complain.

At UNCA there is a meal swipe for breakfast at one of the cafes that is just a bagel and a cup of coffee and I am going to take that every single morning

That's usually my breakfast, but from the Starbucks Barnes & Noble Cafe here at UNCG. On Fridays I usually treat myself and get the Spinach & Feta Pretzel, though.

[Ethel mermania]

Ham Bagel Wednesday doesn't sound good either, but I can't complain.

At UNCA there is a meal swipe for breakfast at one of the cafes that is just a bagel and a cup of coffee and I am going to take that every single morning

Eat an egg every once in a while.

[Ethel mermania]

At UNCA there is a meal swipe for breakfast at one of the cafes that is just a bagel and a cup of coffee and I am going to take that every single morning

That's usually my breakfast, but from the Starbucks Barnes & Noble Cafe here at UNCG. On Fridays I usually treat myself and get the Spinach & Feta Pretzel, though.

You too, eat an egg every once in a while, it will not kill you.

[Astrolinium]

That's usually my breakfast, but from the Starbucks Barnes & Noble Cafe here at UNCG. On Fridays I usually treat myself and get the Spinach & Feta Pretzel, though.

You too, eat an egg every once in a while, it will not kill you.

I do when I can. I used to go to the little coffee shop just off campus and get an egg & cheese sandwich on an Asiago bagel, but this past semester the time I got up for my classes coincided with their breakfast rush and their line was usually too long for me to go through it and get to class on time. Hence, Starbucks. Next semester, though, I'm moving, so it's a different coffee shop that's on the way to class. They're usually slower (and I'll be much closer to the building all my classes are in, so I'll have more time anyway), so I'll probably see about stopping in there. They've got better bagels, anyway.

[Dylar]

I bring gifts

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS ANY MORE EGGS IN MY TOILET!!!!

[Ethel mermania]

You too, eat an egg every once in a while, it will not kill you.

I do when I can. I used to go to the little coffee shop just off campus and get an egg & cheese sandwich on an Asiago bagel, but this past semester the time I got up for my classes coincided with their breakfast rush and their line was usually too long for me to go through it and get to class on time. Hence, Starbucks. Next semester, though, I'm moving, so it's a different coffee shop that's on the way to class. They're usually slower (and I'll be much closer to the building all my classes are in, so I'll have more time anyway), so I'll probably see about stopping in there. They've got better bagels, anyway.

There is a starbucks in our building, but their food is small overpriced and aweful. Once in a while I will get a coffee there. Usually I go to a coffee cart in front of the building, his coffee is ok, and he is a nice guy.

[Kannap]

At UNCA there is a meal swipe for breakfast at one of the cafes that is just a bagel and a cup of coffee and I am going to take that every single morning

Eat an egg every once in a while.

There's one cafeteria that stays open until like 2AM and I think they do late night breakfast.

As for the cafe I was talking about, I don't know if they have eggs - I'd have to go to a different cafeteria. Though any of the other cafeterias would probably be closer to my classes than the cafe.

[Kannap]

You too, eat an egg every once in a while, it will not kill you.

I do when I can. I used to go to the little coffee shop just off campus and get an egg & cheese sandwich on an Asiago bagel, but this past semester the time I got up for my classes coincided with their breakfast rush and their line was usually too long for me to go through it and get to class on time. Hence, Starbucks. Next semester, though, I'm moving, so it's a different coffee shop that's on the way to class. They're usually slower (and I'll be much closer to the building all my classes are in, so I'll have more time anyway), so I'll probably see about stopping in there. They've got better bagels, anyway.

To be fair, when I have work or classes in the morning I don't really like a big breakfast. Bagel and cream cheese with coffee is great.

[Kannap]

I bring gifts

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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS ANY MORE EGGS IN MY TOILET!!!!

Not if it kills you first.

[Dylar]

I do when I can. I used to go to the little coffee shop just off campus and get an egg & cheese sandwich on an Asiago bagel, but this past semester the time I got up for my classes coincided with their breakfast rush and their line was usually too long for me to go through it and get to class on time. Hence, Starbucks. Next semester, though, I'm moving, so it's a different coffee shop that's on the way to class. They're usually slower (and I'll be much closer to the building all my classes are in, so I'll have more time anyway), so I'll probably see about stopping in there. They've got better bagels, anyway.

To be fair, when I have work or classes in the morning I don't really like a big breakfast. Bagel and cream cheese with coffee is great.

A PopTart pack and a mug of black coffee work well too.

[Dylar]

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS ANY MORE EGGS IN MY TOILET!!!!

Not if it kills you first.

Welp, If I'm going down, then I'll take it with me. I just need to figure out how to make a homemade grenade first...

[Kannap]

To be fair, when I have work or classes in the morning I don't really like a big breakfast. Bagel and cream cheese with coffee is great.

A PopTart pack and a mug of black coffee work well too.

Ew, Pop Tarts.

[Kannap]

Not if it kills you first.

Welp, If I'm going down, then I'll take it with me. I just need to figure out how to make a homemade grenade first...

And now you're on a watchlist.

[Dylar]

Welp, If I'm going down, then I'll take it with me. I just need to figure out how to make a homemade grenade first...

And now you're on a watchlist.

I think they have better things to watch than me. I'm too boring and I remind everyone of their cringey high school years, which makes them start drinking heavily.

[Kannap]

And now you're on a watchlist.

I think they have better things to watch than me. I'm too boring and I remind everyone of their cringey high school years, which makes them start drinking heavily.

That's what they want you to think.

[New Visayan Islands]

I'm considering lending my copy of Sunzi's Art of War to my 8-year-old stepson. Anything I should let him know about before he reads it?

[Kannap]

I'm considering lending my copy of Sunzi's Art of War to my 8-year-old stepson. Anything I should let him know about before he reads it?

Yes, at the age of twelve he will encounter a grave challenge in which he has to battle a Minotaur on top of the statue of liberty. Don't ask how the Minotaur got up there nor how your 12-year-old stepson got up there, neither of these things is important. What is important is that he has to slash the left shoulder of the Minotaur six times to win the battle. He then has to take the right arm of the Minotaur on a long and perilous journey to Greece via rowboat. Then, and only then, can he obtain entry into Buckingham. There he will meet with a 101 year old Queen Elizabeth (it took six years to get to Greece by his rowboat, don't ask why it took that long or that fast - it's not important. He is also 18 years old now because six years have passed since he was 12). Queen Elizabeth will task him with defeating Prince Charles, who stole the Queen's corgis in a mad attempt at negotiating her dissension from the throne.

Your stepson - aged 18 - will then go on a four year tour through cities such as Paris, Berlin, Brussels, Amsterdam, New York, Charlotte, Miami, Mexico City, and Moscow in a mad chase after Prince Charles. During this time, Prince Charles has declared that he is the true King of the United Kingdom and citizens back home have shunned him entirely and he has been removed from the line of succession. Prince William is now heir apparent and calls upon your stepson - now 22 - to return to Buckingham. Your stepson does as requested and meets face-to-face once again with Queen Elizabeth, now aged 104. She tells him, and only him, the date in which she will abdicate the throne to Prince William now that Prince Charles is out of the way. She expresses the urgency in the need for her corgis to be by her side when she makes the announcement since she will be unrecognizable to the British if she doesn't have her corgis by her side.

He will find himself in Beijing, China, where he convinces the Chinese army to help him search for Prince Charles there. They find him and the Chinese execute Prince Charles and return the corgis to your stepson. Your stepson, now age unknown, returns to Buckingham with the corgis to find the Queen has died. He should have returned sooner. The corgis die heartbroken that their loving owner has passed. Prince William gets angry at your stepson for not bringing the corgis home sooner and exiles your stepson from the United Kingdom. Your stepson returns to your home, sad about the whole ordeal.

And the knowledge he obtains from reading the Art of War at age eight will help him with all this, I guess.

[Ethel mermania]

I'm considering lending my copy of Sunzi's Art of War to my 8-year-old stepson. Anything I should let him know about before he reads it?

Yes, at the age of twelve he will encounter a grave challenge in which he has to battle a Minotaur on top of the statue of liberty. Don't ask how the Minotaur got up there nor how your 12-year-old stepson got up there, neither of these things is important. What is important is that he has to slash the left shoulder of the Minotaur six times to win the battle. He then has to take the right arm of the Minotaur on a long and perilous journey to Greece via rowboat. Then, and only then, can he obtain entry into Buckingham. There he will meet with a 101 year old Queen Elizabeth (it took six years to get to Greece by his rowboat, don't ask why it took that long or that fast - it's not important. He is also 18 years old now because six years have passed since he was 12). Queen Elizabeth will task him with defeating Prince Charles, who stole the Queen's corgis in a mad attempt at negotiating her dissension from the throne.

Your stepson - aged 18 - will then go on a four year tour through cities such as Paris, Berlin, Brussels, Amsterdam, New York, Charlotte, Miami, Mexico City, and Moscow in a mad chase after Prince Charles. During this time, Prince Charles has declared that he is the true King of the United Kingdom and citizens back home have shunned him entirely and he has been removed from the line of succession. Prince William is now heir apparent and calls upon your stepson - now 22 - to return to Buckingham. Your stepson does as requested and meets face-to-face once again with Queen Elizabeth, now aged 104. She tells him, and only him, the date in which she will abdicate the throne to Prince William now that Prince Charles is out of the way. She expresses the urgency in the need for her corgis to be by her side when she makes the announcement since she will be unrecognizable to the British if she doesn't have her corgis by her side.

He will find himself in Beijing, China, where he convinces the Chinese army to help him search for Prince Charles there. They find him and the Chinese execute Prince Charles and return the corgis to your stepson. Your stepson, now age unknown, returns to Buckingham with the corgis to find the Queen has died. He should have returned sooner. The corgis die heartbroken that their loving owner has passed. Prince William gets angry at your stepson for not bringing the corgis home sooner and exiles your stepson from the United Kingdom. Your stepson returns to your home, sad about the whole ordeal.

And the knowledge he obtains from reading the Art of War at age eight will help him with all this, I guess.

So you think he should read the book?

[Kannap]

Yes, at the age of twelve he will encounter a grave challenge in which he has to battle a Minotaur on top of the statue of liberty. Don't ask how the Minotaur got up there nor how your 12-year-old stepson got up there, neither of these things is important. What is important is that he has to slash the left shoulder of the Minotaur six times to win the battle. He then has to take the right arm of the Minotaur on a long and perilous journey to Greece via rowboat. Then, and only then, can he obtain entry into Buckingham. There he will meet with a 101 year old Queen Elizabeth (it took six years to get to Greece by his rowboat, don't ask why it took that long or that fast - it's not important. He is also 18 years old now because six years have passed since he was 12). Queen Elizabeth will task him with defeating Prince Charles, who stole the Queen's corgis in a mad attempt at negotiating her dissension from the throne.

Your stepson - aged 18 - will then go on a four year tour through cities such as Paris, Berlin, Brussels, Amsterdam, New York, Charlotte, Miami, Mexico City, and Moscow in a mad chase after Prince Charles. During this time, Prince Charles has declared that he is the true King of the United Kingdom and citizens back home have shunned him entirely and he has been removed from the line of succession. Prince William is now heir apparent and calls upon your stepson - now 22 - to return to Buckingham. Your stepson does as requested and meets face-to-face once again with Queen Elizabeth, now aged 104. She tells him, and only him, the date in which she will abdicate the throne to Prince William now that Prince Charles is out of the way. She expresses the urgency in the need for her corgis to be by her side when she makes the announcement since she will be unrecognizable to the British if she doesn't have her corgis by her side.

He will find himself in Beijing, China, where he convinces the Chinese army to help him search for Prince Charles there. They find him and the Chinese execute Prince Charles and return the corgis to your stepson. Your stepson, now age unknown, returns to Buckingham with the corgis to find the Queen has died. He should have returned sooner. The corgis die heartbroken that their loving owner has passed. Prince William gets angry at your stepson for not bringing the corgis home sooner and exiles your stepson from the United Kingdom. Your stepson returns to your home, sad about the whole ordeal.

And the knowledge he obtains from reading the Art of War at age eight will help him with all this, I guess.

So you think he should read the book?

I've never read it, so I can't formulate an opinion based on content.

Now, if the prophecy is true then yes he should read the book to prepare for his adventurous life.

[Farnhamia]

That's usually my breakfast, but from the Starbucks Barnes & Noble Cafe here at UNCG. On Fridays I usually treat myself and get the Spinach & Feta Pretzel, though.

You too, eat an egg every once in a while, it will not kill you.

If nothing else, it'll keep their coats nice and glossy, like yours.

[Kannap]

You too, eat an egg every once in a while, it will not kill you.

If nothing else, it'll keep their coats nice and glossy, like yours.

Three eggs in the morning it is then.

[Astrolinium]

If nothing else, it'll keep their coats nice and glossy, like yours.

Three eggs in the morning it is then.

Remember that you don't eat them, though.

[Kannap]

Three eggs in the morning it is then.

Remember that you don't eat them, though.

I have neither work nor class in the morning. I don't have work for another week and a half.

[Farnhamia]

Three eggs in the morning it is then.

Remember that you don't eat them, though.

No, of course ... wait, what?

I like 'em fried in olive oil, maybe with some fresh oregano, slide them out onto a slice of good bread ... yum!

[Astrolinium]

Remember that you don't eat them, though.

No, of course ... wait, what?

I like 'em fried in olive oil, maybe with some fresh oregano, slide them out onto a slice of good bread ... yum!

Eggs are friends.