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What's your zombie survival guide?

Postby Blob-land » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:15 pm

What's yours?


Mine is that I'd get my friends, family, pets, and others to be barricaded inside a wal-mart. I'd bring computers along, and ram the kars through the front doors for extra protection. Daily, I would send messages to the outside world, telling them where we are. I'd make sure everyone had rations, and brought along their computers. To keep us entertained, the computers would let us play games and look up videos, and also help us stay in touch with the Z-Day news. To barricade all doors, we'd un-bolt the shelves (after ransacking them) and shove them into proper place. We'd obviously bring all guns along, and as much ammo as possible. We'd also bring as much food, bottled water, water filters, batteries, and animal food as possible. I'd plan on keeping there for at least a week. In case of a seige, all left over shelves would be set into a fort, using building supllies and random crap around the store. After said week, I'd then have everyone send out 50 messages to random sites, stating where we are. If another week passes, we'd pack up and head to another wal-mart. We'd survive at least a month, until we ran out of gas. Luckily, we could pick it up at Wal-Mart, and be on our way. Any strangers would be locked in the bathroom with food and water for a day, then go through thorough inspection, in case of infection. If we had more than 20 survivors, we'd need to spread to another stoor, hopefully across the street. With this plan, you could survive 2 or 3 months, and then the Military would arrive to rescue you.
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Postby Nooben » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:20 pm

Drive to Alaska.

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Postby Karsol » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:21 pm

Mine: Fuck them. :p

Seriously, I don't know what the hype is with zombies, popular mainstream culture shares all the symptoms and is ten times as inane. /political rant.
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Postby Blob-land » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:21 pm

Nooben wrote:Drive to Alaska.

Zombie moose, sorry. :p
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Myplaceyo wrote:
Blob-land wrote:
Myplaceyo wrote:Remember the Titans...I cry like a man at the end of that one. You know: Man movie crying...where you silently tear up so when your girlfriend goes "are you crying?" you can go "fuck no...now get back in the kitchen!"

AND MAKE ME MY SAMMICH, DAMMIT!


It's like "My pants are on...you're not bringing me food...so why are you even here?"


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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:23 pm

Fight my way to a Nuclear missile site, and a fallout shelter, Nuke it from orbit. *nods*

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Postby Maurepas » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:33 pm

Take my boat, with whomever wishes to come with me, whatever supplies I've got, my guns, and drive it out to Fort Massachusetts on Ship Island in the Sound...

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Postby Andy Joseph » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:36 pm

Lock myself in my basement with food and water and spend the rest of my life playing Left 4 Dead and Resident Evil.

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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:37 pm

Maurepas wrote:Take my boat, with whomever wishes to come with me, whatever supplies I've got, my guns, and drive it out to Fort Massachusetts on Ship Island in the Sound...


Can I come with you? I'll bring ammo, guns, supplies, my dog Willie and my cat Amelia. :)

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Postby Maurepas » Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:40 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Maurepas wrote:Take my boat, with whomever wishes to come with me, whatever supplies I've got, my guns, and drive it out to Fort Massachusetts on Ship Island in the Sound...


Can I come with you? I'll bring ammo, guns, supplies, my dog Willie and my cat Amelia. :)

Well, if you can make the L4DII-esque journey from Carolina(IIRC), to Biloxi, sure, :lol2:

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Postby Lord-General Drache » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:46 pm

You never read the Zombie Survival Guide did you? Barricading yourself in a place sure to have zombies, looters and/or dead bodies is a TERRIBLE idea.
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Postby Caninope » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:48 pm

Lord-General Drache wrote:You never read the Zombie Survival Guide did you? Barricading yourself in a place sure to have zombies, looters and/or dead bodies is a TERRIBLE idea.


I saw that book at Books-A-Million the other day. It was pure win.
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Postby Sirmomo1 » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:51 pm

IMPORTANT DISTINCTION TO BE MADE:

We talking slow zombies or quick?

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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:52 pm

Honestly, I'd just build a house into a school bus, armor the school bus with a cow catcher in the front, and just ride around the country, always keeping mobile.

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Postby Farnhamia » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:56 pm

Blob-land wrote:
Nooben wrote:Drive to Alaska.

Zombie moose, sorry. :p

Zombie Palin, even worse.

My defense against zombies is the TV remote.
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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:57 pm

Fuck it, I'd totally join the zombies, have me some brains for breakfast,
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:57 pm

please no. i find the impracticalities of your plans being carried out effectively being more remote than the idea of the very existance of zombies in general.

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Postby Lord-General Drache » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:58 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Honestly, I'd just build a house into a school bus, armor the school bus with a cow catcher in the front, and just ride around the country, always keeping mobile.


You'll have 3 major problems: 1)traffic jams/blocked roads from empty cars 2)huge zombie mobs 3) it runs on gas.
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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:59 pm

Lord-General Drache wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Honestly, I'd just build a house into a school bus, armor the school bus with a cow catcher in the front, and just ride around the country, always keeping mobile.


You'll have 3 major problems: 1)traffic jams/blocked roads from empty cars 2)huge zombie mobs 3) it runs on gas.


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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:02 pm

Barringtonia wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Honestly, I'd just build a house into a school bus, armor the school bus with a cow catcher in the front, and just ride around the country, always keeping mobile.


You'll have 3 major problems: 1)traffic jams/blocked roads from empty cars 2)huge zombie mobs 3) it runs on gas.


Always the critic...

better he says it than ol Wilgrove ends up undead.

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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:05 pm

Lord-General Drache wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Honestly, I'd just build a house into a school bus, armor the school bus with a cow catcher in the front, and just ride around the country, always keeping mobile.


You'll have 3 major problems: 1)traffic jams/blocked roads from empty cars 2)huge zombie mobs 3) it runs on gas.


1. Why the Hell do you think I have cow catcher? 2.) It's armored for a reason 3.) I'm sure just because there's Zombies doesn't mean there's going to be a discontinuation of electricity. Also most bus run on Diesel, not gas.

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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:08 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Honestly, I'd just build a house into a school bus, armor the school bus with a cow catcher in the front, and just ride around the country, always keeping mobile.


You'll have 3 major problems: 1)traffic jams/blocked roads from empty cars 2)huge zombie mobs 3) it runs on gas.


...Also most bus run on Diesel, not gas.


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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:29 pm

Barringtonia wrote:Burnnnnn..


Well a Diesel engine doesn't actually burn the fuel, it just compresses it to a point where it explodes. While that design may not make it run very fast, it does cut down on the wear and tear of an internal combustion engine and it provides more pulling power, hence why most trucks, locomotive, ships, and buses are Diesel Powered.

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Postby Barringtonia » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:32 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Barringtonia wrote:Burnnnnn..


Well a Diesel engine doesn't actually burn the fuel, it just compresses it to a point where it explodes. While that design may not make it run very fast, it does cut down on the wear and tear of an internal combustion engine and it provides more pulling power, hence why most trucks, locomotive, ships, and buses are Diesel Powered.


Well of course,

I think the point remains that you're going to need to refuel at various point in your zombie-roadkill rampage across the country.
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Postby Wilgrove » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:34 pm

Barringtonia wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Barringtonia wrote:Burnnnnn..


Well a Diesel engine doesn't actually burn the fuel, it just compresses it to a point where it explodes. While that design may not make it run very fast, it does cut down on the wear and tear of an internal combustion engine and it provides more pulling power, hence why most trucks, locomotive, ships, and buses are Diesel Powered.


Well of course,

I think the point remains that you're going to need to refuel at various point in your zombie-roadkill rampage across the country.


That is true, my point that just because there's a Zombie outbreak doesn't mean that I still can't pump diesel.

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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:39 pm

Blob-land wrote:What's yours?


Mine is that I'd get my friends, family, pets, and others to be barricaded inside a wal-mart. I'd bring computers along, and ram the kars through the front doors for extra protection. Daily, I would send messages to the outside world, telling them where we are. I'd make sure everyone had rations, and brought along their computers. To keep us entertained, the computers would let us play games and look up videos, and also help us stay in touch with the Z-Day news. To barricade all doors, we'd un-bolt the shelves (after ransacking them) and shove them into proper place. We'd obviously bring all guns along, and as much ammo as possible. We'd also bring as much food, bottled water, water filters, batteries, and animal food as possible. I'd plan on keeping there for at least a week. In case of a seige, all left over shelves would be set into a fort, using building supllies and random crap around the store. After said week, I'd then have everyone send out 50 messages to random sites, stating where we are. If another week passes, we'd pack up and head to another wal-mart. We'd survive at least a month, until we ran out of gas. Luckily, we could pick it up at Wal-Mart, and be on our way. Any strangers would be locked in the bathroom with food and water for a day, then go through thorough inspection, in case of infection. If we had more than 20 survivors, we'd need to spread to another stoor, hopefully across the street. With this plan, you could survive 2 or 3 months, and then the Military would arrive to rescue you.

But what if they nuke you instead?
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