TET: A fish called Wanda, a sheep called Violet

[Chrinthanium]

You're trying to throw the guests off of your scent, then?

Yes, because how else will I be able to enslave them? Gotta keep 'em unaware and lure them into a false sense of security.

What a fiendish feline you are!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yes, because how else will I be able to enslave them? Gotta keep 'em unaware and lure them into a false sense of security.

What a fiendish feline you are!

Why thank you, mister sir.

[Chrinthanium]

What a fiendish feline you are!

Why thank you, mister sir.

You're welcome madame ma'am.

[Philjia]

Add hammocks too.

Because why the fuck not?

Because it's a room, not a beach bungalow.

That's no excuse!

[Hurdergaryp]

As long as you haven't permanently lost pets and/or small children there, the situation in that room is probably still manageable.

The carpet is sort of a La Brea tar pit so maybe we've lost people and pets in there and we are unaware of it.

Shag carpets are not supposed to grow longer when left unattended.

[Chrinthanium]

The carpet is sort of a La Brea tar pit so maybe we've lost people and pets in there and we are unaware of it.

Shag carpets are not supposed to grow longer when left unattended.

Hence why that's the guest room. Guests check in and never check out.

[The Holy Therns]

As long as you haven't permanently lost pets and/or small children there, the situation in that room is probably still manageable.

The carpet is sort of a La Brea tar pit so maybe we've lost people and pets in there and we are unaware of it.

Help, I'm drowning!

[Veceria]

Shag carpets are not supposed to grow longer when left unattended.

Hence why that's the guest room. Guests check in and never check out.

*hotel california intensifies*

[Chrinthanium]

Hence why that's the guest room. Guests check in and never check out.

*hotel california intensifies*

Welcome to the Hotel Mama Nana
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Mama Nana
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

[Hurdergaryp]

The carpet is sort of a La Brea tar pit so maybe we've lost people and pets in there and we are unaware of it.

Help, I'm drowning!

Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure that is not supposed to happen when walking on floor covering.

[Vassenor]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

[Chrinthanium]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

So you came to TET to get away from the mocking.

[Philjia]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

Peak paranoia would be not being aware you're paranoid.

*Pet pet*

[Vassenor]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

So you came to TET to get away from the mocking.

No, because I expect that here.

[New haven america]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

You mean the internet shouldn't be trying to do that?

[Vassenor]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

You mean the internet shouldn't be trying to do that?

I'm not talking about the people.

[Chrinthanium]

Help, I'm drowning!

Correct me if I am wrong, but I am pretty sure that is not supposed to happen when walking on floor covering.

You shouldn't drown on any flooring. In fact, it is a lack of flooring that can be considered a key component in drowning.

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

You mean the internet shouldn't be trying to do that?

Ideally, we should embrace each other and build each other up. Realistically speaking, people can't be trusted with nice things.

[Hurdergaryp]

So you came to TET to get away from the mocking.

No, because I expect that here.

Can't promise anything, but I'll do my best.

[Chrinthanium]

No, because I expect that here.

Can't promise anything, but I'll do my best.

You disappoint me, sir.

[The Blaatschapen]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

Please, you're not that important.

Sure, some of the internet will mock you, but the rest does not care.

[Chrinthanium]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

Please, you're not that important.

Sure, some of the internet will mock you, but the rest does not care.

Are you a palm tree? You're sure throwing some shade today.

[Dylar]

Why do both GMod and Tonka Space Station freeze up on me...?

[Chrinthanium]

Why do both GMod and Tonka Space Station freeze up on me...?

Probably something to do with your system not meeting the minimum requirements? Or you've got the quality up too high.

[Vassenor]

You know you've hit peak paranoia when you think the abstract entity that is the internet is actively trying to mock you.

Please, you're not that important.

Sure, some of the internet will mock you, but the rest does not care.

That's what makes it paranoia.

[Hurdergaryp]

Can't promise anything, but I'll do my best.

You disappoint me, sir.

Not your first disappointment, most certainly not your last.