TET: A fish called Wanda, a sheep called Violet

[Ethel mermania]

Still haven't had coffe con leche.

Ooh, are you a black coffee purist?

Personally I just prefer half a sugar.

I'm sorry. I filled half the cup with whipped cream and there may be a pickle in there.

:shock:

I just realized that I'm two degrees of separation from Billy Joel.

Anyway, how's everyone else?

Wow! Do tell.

Get rid of the pickle, and toss in some Irish whiskey please.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Ooh, are you a black coffee purist?


I'm sorry. I filled half the cup with whipped cream and there may be a pickle in there.


Wow! Do tell.

Get rid of the pickle, and toss in some Irish whiskey please.

But pickles are my favorite

[Khalisako]

I drink tea for pleasure. Got some peppermint and ginger green tea right now. I drink coffee when I need it, but I need to drown it in milk and sugar to make it palatable.

Ahhh, I see. Peppermint is good. =w= Especially the sleepytime one. Yeah, it is a shame , but a strong cup of coffee with milk product in it is quite tasty.

[Hurdergaryp]

I'm just here for coffee.

I put hazelnut stuff in yours. Is that okay?

You have doomed everyone unfortunate enough to exist within ten miles of you. No need to feel bad about it, though... it would just be a waste of time.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

White dragon!

Fight the social stigma, Dakky! You can be strong and smart and not necessarily Chaotic Evil. The Bestiary entry doesn't know your soul.

I've always liked to interpret the fluff in the Monster Manual as a compilation of various biased and partially-true sources.

[Erinkita III]

Fight the social stigma, Dakky! You can be strong and smart and not necessarily Chaotic Evil. The Bestiary entry doesn't know your soul.


Bucket of hammers!


I drink tea for pleasure. Got some peppermint and ginger green tea right now. I drink coffee when I need it, but I need to drown it in milk and sugar to make it palatable.

I'm CE but still a nice and caring person, if that makes any sense? I think I'm smart

I think it does. Alignment isn't personality. I think you're smart too. And your dragon bub is hugsworthy. When I glance at it briefly, I always think it's Pearl from Steven Universe.

Ooh, are you a black coffee purist?


I'm sorry. I filled half the cup with whipped cream and there may be a pickle in there.


Wow! Do tell.

Get rid of the pickle, and toss in some Irish whiskey please.

Now it's on fire somehow.

[Ethel mermania]

Get rid of the pickle, and toss in some Irish whiskey please.

But pickles are my favorite

There are some very good pickle places here. I even have some fine whole sour pickles in the fridge. BUT they do not belong in Irish coffee.

[Aromanticism]

One of the best OC designs I have seen.

I'll show you full design causeI like you. Plus as an aromantic your name makes me happy.

WAIT YOU'RE AROMANTIC WHAT

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I'm CE but still a nice and caring person, if that makes any sense? I think I'm smart

I think it does. Alignment isn't personality. I think you're smart too. And your dragon bub is hugsworthy. When I glance at it briefly, I always think it's Pearl from Steven Universe.

Exactly. For example, I'm Lawful Good, but rather than being a wise and benevolent philosopher king, I'm a neurotic wreck who hides his fundamental broken and inhuman nature under a facade of normality and confidence.

[Hurdergaryp]

The legitimacy of your position remains to be seen. Greater, more intimidating entities fled to this realm after the slavering moderator horde picked up their scent, but to no avail. Their names are forgotten, the location of their remains unknown.

I give him a month.

You're such an optimist. It's amazing how optimism keeps manifesting itself despite all the harsh realism of history. Say what you want, but optimism is almost debilitatingly stubborn. Optimism: It. Just. Won't. Go. Away.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I'll show you full design causeI like you. Plus as an aromantic your name makes me happy.

WAIT YOU'RE AROMANTIC WHAT

I'm aromantic asexual, not a super labeler myself, just easiest way to say I don't possess attraction, I prefer family like bonds.

[Aromanticism]

I think it does. Alignment isn't personality. I think you're smart too. And your dragon bub is hugsworthy. When I glance at it briefly, I always think it's Pearl from Steven Universe.

Exactly. For example, I'm Lawful Good, but rather than being a wise and benevolent philosopher king, I'm a neurotic wreck who hides his fundamental broken and inhuman nature under a facade of normality and confidence.

So you're basically the same as me, then?

[Aromanticism]

WAIT YOU'RE AROMANTIC WHAT

I'm aromantic asexual, not a super labeler myself, just easiest way to say I don't possess attraction, I prefer family like bonds.

That's awesome! I am too. :3

[Hurdergaryp]

WAIT YOU'RE AROMANTIC WHAT

I'm aromantic asexual, not a super labeler myself, just easiest way to say I don't possess attraction, I prefer family like bonds.

Doesn't matter, time to cuddle. If it ain't gonna be foreplay, so be it. Still gonna cuddle.

[Khalisako]

WAIT YOU'RE AROMANTIC WHAT

I'm aromantic asexual, not a super labeler myself, just easiest way to say I don't possess attraction, I prefer family like bonds.

Platonic, yes?

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I'm aromantic asexual, not a super labeler myself, just easiest way to say I don't possess attraction, I prefer family like bonds.

Platonic, yes?

Family. Like I love the nanas, she's like my mom!

[Hurdergaryp]

I'm aromantic asexual, not a super labeler myself, just easiest way to say I don't possess attraction, I prefer family like bonds.

Platonic, yes?

That's what family bonds usually are, unless you happen to live in certain regions of certain Southern states, according to certain stereotypes.

[Erinkita III]

I drink tea for pleasure. Got some peppermint and ginger green tea right now. I drink coffee when I need it, but I need to drown it in milk and sugar to make it palatable.

Ahhh, I see. Peppermint is good. =w= Especially the sleepytime one. Yeah, it is a shame , but a strong cup of coffee with milk product in it is quite tasty.

My favourite is chamomile, honey and vanilla. I don't thin I'll ever like coffee, but the only alternative is getting a healthy amount of sleep, which is obviously impossible.

I put hazelnut stuff in yours. Is that okay?

You have doomed everyone unfortunate enough to exist within ten miles of you. No need to feel bad about it, though... it would just be a waste of time.

Okay! The next one's gonna have pineapple!

Fight the social stigma, Dakky! You can be strong and smart and not necessarily Chaotic Evil. The Bestiary entry doesn't know your soul.

I've always liked to interpret the fluff in the Monster Manual as a compilation of various biased and partially-true sources.

Me too. I think it's part of a DM's job to reinterpret or outright ignore some things in the name of story.

[Aromanticism]

*falls asleep*

[Hurdergaryp]

Platonic, yes?

Family. Like I love the nanas, she's like my mom!

Nana is many things, but eldritch abominations do not allow me to elaborate.

[Erinkita III]

I think it does. Alignment isn't personality. I think you're smart too. And your dragon bub is hugsworthy. When I glance at it briefly, I always think it's Pearl from Steven Universe.

Exactly. For example, I'm Lawful Good, but rather than being a wise and benevolent philosopher king, I'm a neurotic wreck who hides his fundamental broken and inhuman nature under a facade of normality and confidence.

Most relatable thing ever.

[Hurdergaryp]

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You have doomed everyone unfortunate enough to exist within ten miles of you. No need to feel bad about it, though... it would just be a waste of time.

Okay! The next one's gonna have pineapple!

My default reaction was to furiously proclaim that your infernal malevolence knows no compare, but I'm actually ok with that. Can't go wrong with pineapple, after all.

[Khalisako]

Platonic, yes?

That's what family bonds usually are, unless you happen to live in certain regions of certain Southern states, according to certain stereotypes.

Platonic, yes?

Family. Like I love the nanas, she's like my mom!

ahhh, i seee.

Ahhh, I see. Peppermint is good. =w= Especially the sleepytime one. Yeah, it is a shame , but a strong cup of coffee with milk product in it is quite tasty.

My favourite is chamomile, honey and vanilla. I don't thin I'll ever like coffee, but the only alternative is getting a healthy amount of sleep, which is obviously impossible.

Your job requirel ong hours?

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I've always liked to interpret the fluff in the Monster Manual as a compilation of various biased and partially-true sources.

Me too. I think it's part of a DM's job to reinterpret or outright ignore some things in the name of story.

It's like how I despise the 5e Monster Manual's take on Sprites. While I was originally indifferent, when I read their entry, I found that they can apparently deduce an individual's objective moral classification by listening to their heartbeat. When I first read that I thought in a rage:

"THAT'S NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS."

I mean, then the book tried to smugly pass it off with "The heart never lies." Well, what if someone has a heart condition that causes them to mis-register on the Sprites' bullcrap morality test. Also, HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?!? IT! MAKES! NO! SEEENNNNSSSEEEEEE!!1!

[Ethel mermania]

Me too. I think it's part of a DM's job to reinterpret or outright ignore some things in the name of story.

It's like how I despise the 5e Monster Manual's take on Sprites. While I was originally indifferent, when I read their entry, I found that they can apparently deduce an individual's objective moral classification by listening to their heartbeat. When I first read that I thought in a rage:

"THAT'S NOT HOW BIOLOGY WORKS."

I mean, then the book tried to smugly pass it off with "The heart never lies." Well, what if someone has a heart condition that causes them to mis-register on the Sprites' bullcrap morality test. Also, HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?!? IT! MAKES! NO! SEEENNNNSSSEEEEEE!!1!

It's magic, not biological.