Trump MAGAThread V: March Comes In Like A Lion

by **Alvecia** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:24 am

Gauthier wrote:
Maichuko wrote:I feel every time he violently lashes out at a rumor on twitter, its a sign that theirs truth to it.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 1956640768

It's called Trump's Law.

Every denial is confirmation.

by **Gauthier** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:33 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/839110000870109184

Isn't this already a thing? Will Trump take credit for a system that already exists?

Trump, like Daesh, tries to take credit for everything even if they have nothing to do with them.

by **Frenequesta** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:47 am

Eol Sha wrote:
Post War America wrote:
Whoops, I totally mistook Conway and DeVos. Either way, I wouldn't be surprised if somehow the Bowling Green Massacre became official History for the US.

It couldn't unless the states, who run the US school system and, therefore, buy and make the textbooks, choose to do so.

And that's not a totally outside possibility either. At least in some states.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:48 am

Frenequesta wrote:
Eol Sha wrote:It couldn't unless the states, who run the US school system and, therefore, buy and make the textbooks, choose to do so.

And that's not a totally outside possibility either. At least in some states.

A definite downside to having fifty different school systems.

by **Cattle Mutilators** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:01 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/us/politics/ben-carson-refers-to-slaves-as-immigrants-in-first-remarks-to-hud-staff.html?_r=0

Involuntary immigration.

Wait until conservatives glom onto this and start insisting that slavery was the best thing that ever happened African-Americans...

by **Ifreann** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:03 am

Cattle Mutilators wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/06/us/politics/ben-carson-refers-to-slaves-as-immigrants-in-first-remarks-to-hud-staff.html?_r=0

Involuntary immigration.

Wait until conservatives glom onto this and start insisting that slavery was the best thing that ever happened African-Americans...

"It's not racist, Ben Carson said it first!" - someone, soon, probably

by **Cattle Mutilators** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:15 am

Ifreann wrote:
Supreme Chancellor Trump wrote:Forcing people to pay for others healthcare is a very controversial topic, of course people would dislike Obama for such a thing.

But now the Republicans are going to force people to pay for other people's healthcare, but it'll be okay this time, because reasons.

Because this time the rich get the best benefits!

by **Ifreann** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:26 am

Cattle Mutilators wrote:
Ifreann wrote:But now the Republicans are going to force people to pay for other people's healthcare, but it'll be okay this time, because reasons.

Because this time the rich get the best benefits!

As God intended.

by **The Black Forrest** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:27 am

Ifreann wrote:
Supreme Chancellor Trump wrote:Forcing people to pay for others healthcare is a very controversial topic, of course people would dislike Obama for such a thing.

But now the Republicans are going to force people to pay for other people's healthcare, but it'll be okay this time, because reasons.

People just need to give up the iphones they love!

by **Great Franconia and Verana** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:45 am

Anyone see the stories about Trump welcoming the first group of visitors back into the White House, directly in front of the portrait of Hillary Clinton?
It's haunting, he will have to walk by that portrait every day. A good reminder of who won the popular vote I suppose.

by **Zakuvia** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:49 am

Hoo boy, so now with the Day Zero leaks, did that just give Trump carte blanche to blame Obama for tapping him?

He by his own admission says he spends a quarter of the day watching television, so it's not out of the question to say he stood in front of a Samsung.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:50 am

Great Franconia and Verana wrote:Anyone see the stories about Trump welcoming the first group of visitors back into the White House, directly in front of the portrait of Hillary Clinton?
It's haunting, he will have to walk by that portrait every day. A good reminder of who won the popular vote I suppose.

He can just replace it with one of himself that he paid for with his "charity" foundation.

Which, incidentally, admits to violating ban on ‘self-dealing,’ as shown by a new filing to IRS.

by **WhatsamattaU** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:03 pm

Great Franconia and Verana wrote:Anyone see the stories about Trump welcoming the first group of visitors back into the White House, directly in front of the portrait of Hillary Clinton?
It's haunting, he will have to walk by that portrait every day. A good reminder of who won the popular vote I suppose.

Hey, replace it with Melania. I'd be happy with that!

by **Lady Scylla** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:07 pm

WhatsamattaU wrote:
Great Franconia and Verana wrote:Anyone see the stories about Trump welcoming the first group of visitors back into the White House, directly in front of the portrait of Hillary Clinton?
It's haunting, he will have to walk by that portrait every day. A good reminder of who won the popular vote I suppose.

Hey, replace it with Melania. I'd be happy with that!

By the Gods, not even botox could fix that woman's face. Blegh.

by **WhatsamattaU** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:14 pm

Lady Scylla wrote:
WhatsamattaU wrote:Hey, replace it with Melania. I'd be happy with that!

By the Gods, not even botox could fix that woman's face. Blegh.

Beter than HRC's (Medusa) face.

by **Godular** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:17 pm

WhatsamattaU wrote:
Great Franconia and Verana wrote:Anyone see the stories about Trump welcoming the first group of visitors back into the White House, directly in front of the portrait of Hillary Clinton?
It's haunting, he will have to walk by that portrait every day. A good reminder of who won the popular vote I suppose.

Hey, replace it with Melania. I'd be happy with that!

You know, I know it's vertical and all, but I get the sense that the flag should be the other way.

by **Lady Scylla** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:17 pm

WhatsamattaU wrote:
Lady Scylla wrote:
By the Gods, not even botox could fix that woman's face. Blegh.

Beter than HRC's (Medusa) face.

HRC looks like Palpatine. She's definitely not a stoner. Melania looks like someone stretched a skinsuit over a lamp.

by **Great Franconia and Verana** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:30 pm

WhatsamattaU wrote:
Lady Scylla wrote:
By the Gods, not even botox could fix that woman's face. Blegh.

Beter than HRC's (Medusa) face.

I'd rather look like Clinton at 70 than what Melania will look like at 70

by **Cymrea** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:35 pm

Great Franconia and Verana wrote:
WhatsamattaU wrote:Beter than HRC's (Medusa) face.

I'd rather look like Clinton at 70 than what Melania will look like at 70

Here's Melania's mum, Amalija Knavs, aged 71:

by **Gauthier** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:38 pm

Cymrea wrote:
Great Franconia and Verana wrote:I'd rather look like Clinton at 70 than what Melania will look like at 70

Here's Melania's mum, Amalija Knavs, aged 71:

Melania's mom didn't experience the joys of being married to Donald "Grab Her By The Pussy" Trump.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:41 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Cymrea wrote:Here's Melania's mum, Amalija Knavs, aged 71:

Melania's mom didn't experience the joys of being married to Donald "Grab Her By The Pussy" Trump.

No, but apparently, Melania's father Viktor was a member of the Communist Party in Slovenia.

by **Great Franconia and Verana** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:45 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Cymrea wrote:Here's Melania's mum, Amalija Knavs, aged 71:

Melania's mom didn't experience the joys of being married to Donald "Grab Her By The Pussy" Trump.

Nor the surely countless procedures.

by **Zakuvia** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:05 pm

Cymrea wrote:
Great Franconia and Verana wrote:I'd rather look like Clinton at 70 than what Melania will look like at 70

Here's Melania's mum, Amalija Knavs, aged 71:

D...damn. That's some good genetics. Honestly, Mel would've been just fine at 70+ if she'd avoided the scalpel.

by **Cymrea** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:07 pm

Woohoo!

by **Zakuvia** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:09 pm

Cymrea wrote:Woohoo!

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Sorry, I need to go pull myself up by my bootstraps. From the top rafter. As I hang myself. Honestly, just replace 'fuck' with some legalese and you've just about got it.