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Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:23 pm**

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Auremena wrote:I'm confused there.Of you're not getting off from it, red out.
When love is involved, that's a good thing.

Yes, but I never broke the heart in the first place.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:24 pm**

Auremena wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:<3 is mended.
I'm confused there.
Internationalist Bastard wrote:My entire life is a degradation session
If you're not getting off from it, yellow out and reevaluate.

Relevant ...

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:24 pm**

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Auremena wrote:I'm confused there.If you're not getting off from it, yellow out and reevaluate.
Yellow out? Like the cholrine?

Yellow: step back and evaluate what's going wrong before it gets out of hand.
Red: this scene is over.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:26 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Auremena wrote:I'm confused there.If you're not getting off from it, yellow out and reevaluate.

Relevant ...

Ah Donovan.
Superman and Green Lantern aint got, nothing on me

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:27 pm**

Auremena wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:Yellow out? Like the cholrine?
Yellow: step back and evaluate what's going wrong before it gets out of hand.
Red: this scene is over.

I'm not in on like, any lingo besides, like, 90s slang

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:29 pm**

Auremena wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:When love is involved, that's a good thing.
Yes, but I never broke the heart in the first place.

Then someone dropped the heart. Damn Humpty Dumpty.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:35 pm**

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Auremena wrote:Yes, but I never broke the heart in the first place.

Then someone dropped the heart. Damn Humpty Dumpty.

You have to call the FIve Second Rule. With a heart that might be two seconds.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:01 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Then someone dropped the heart. Damn Humpty Dumpty.

You have to call the FIve Second Rule. With a heart that might be two seconds.

Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:03 pm**

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:You have to call the FIve Second Rule. With a heart that might be two seconds.

Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

Time for a transplant, then?

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:04 pm**

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:You have to call the FIve Second Rule. With a heart that might be two seconds.

Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

*sings*
What becomes of the broken-hearted
Who had love that's now departed?
I know I've got to find
Some kind of peace of mind
Help me, please ...

*runs away*

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:06 pm**

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:You have to call the FIve Second Rule. With a heart that might be two seconds.

Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

Would boilnig it in water for a few seconds fix it?

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:07 pm**

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

Time for a transplant, then?

Indeed, this whole procedure's a goddamn mess though: I mean predictably, you'd expect a transplant to be happening, but nope: Just two people arguing that caused each other's hearts to drop to the ground, the callous fools!

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:08 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

*sings*
What becomes of the broken-hearted
Who had love that's now departed?
I know I've got to find
Some kind of peace of mind
Help me, please ...

*runs away*

I'm immune to that reference because I'm (probably) too young.

Khalisako wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

Would boilnig it in water for a few seconds fix it?

Well, there's the broken part.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:08 pm**

Khalisako wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

Would boilnig it in water for a few seconds fix it?

Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:09 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Interesting. I'm watching When We Rise

And?

The first episode was awesome!! Oh my god the feels!!

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:09 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:Which is rubbish, by the way; a heart dropped on the floor would be instantly infected by the bacteria on the ground, because that's how bacteria works.

Therefore, an infected heart is forever ruined- wait, broken heart? Well, the broken infected heart is forever ruined.

*sings*
What becomes of the broken-hearted
Who had love that's now departed?
I know I've got to find
Some kind of peace of mind
Help me, please ...

*runs away*

Percy Sledge? No, it's Jimmy Ruffin.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:12 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Khalisako wrote:Would boilnig it in water for a few seconds fix it?

Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

Your hands might be infected if you touch it, even with alcohol. How about dry cleaning it?

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:14 pm**

Pasong Tirad wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

Your hands might be infected if you touch it, even with alcohol. How about dry cleaning it?

I like that. 1-hour martinizing and we're good.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:14 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Khalisako wrote:Would boilnig it in water for a few seconds fix it?

Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

I dunno, this sounds risky.

Maybe Pasong's idea'll work better. :V

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:24 pm**

Farnhamia wrote:
Khalisako wrote:Would boilnig it in water for a few seconds fix it?

Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

A pickled heart would be really tough and chewy.

In vaguely heart-related news, the fanfic I'm reading has an asexual protagonist. I think this might be the only thing I've read in which an asexual person is the main character.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:28 pm**

Tsaraine wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

A pickled heart would be really tough and chewy.

In vaguely heart-related news, the fanfic I'm reading has an asexual protagonist. I think this might be the only thing I've read in which an asexual person is the main character.

Yay asexual representation, I feel loved.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:30 pm**

Auremena wrote:
Lady Scylla wrote:Lived you. Yes.
I made a typeo. Bite me.

You'd like that too much.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:34 pm**

Tsaraine wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Just swab it with some alcohol, come on!

A pickled heart would be really tough and chewy.

In vaguely heart-related news, the fanfic I'm reading has an asexual protagonist. I think this might be the only thing I've read in which an asexual person is the main character.

Personally, I like chicken hearts.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:35 pm**

Lady Scylla wrote:
Tsaraine wrote:A pickled heart would be really tough and chewy.

In vaguely heart-related news, the fanfic I'm reading has an asexual protagonist. I think this might be the only thing I've read in which an asexual person is the main character.

Personally, I like chicken hearts.

Chicken heart soup is the best and easiest soup to make.

Posted: **Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:36 pm**

Lady Scylla wrote:
Auremena wrote:I made a typeo. Bite me.
You'd like that too much.

That's the point!

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