TET: Mutatis mutandis ...

[New Visayan Islands]

My condolences to your throat and to all of the now impossible girls (or boys) in the yard.

...that implies I can ever get them into the yard in the first place.

Considering that 73.8% of the population of Earth is over the age of 15 (which is the only statistic I can find), if we were to fit all 5,498,100,000 people in my front yard (which is about 126 square meters), the population density per square kilometer would be at 43,635,714,285,714 (or 43,635,714.3 per square meter)

If you have them all in the back yard (465 square meters), that population density would decrease to about 11,823,870,967,741 persons per square kilometer (11,823,871 persons per square meter).

If assuming we removed the whole house so we just got the yard (at 645 square meters), the population density would be at 8,524,186.05 persons per square meter, or 8,524,186,046,511 persons per square kilometer.

Considering that any density over four persons per square meter is dangerous, and anything above six or seven square meters leads to a crowd crush, at best, all I will get is a pile of corpses, which would be an absolute pain to clear away.

The whole of Metro Manila might as well be a barren wasteland by comparison at that point.

[Hurdergaryp]

My condolences to your throat and to all of the now impossible girls (or boys) in the yard.

...that implies I can ever get them into the yard in the first place.

Considering that 73.8% of the population of Earth is over the age of 15 (which is the only statistic I can find), if we were to fit all 5,498,100,000 people in my front yard (which is about 126 square meters), the population density per square kilometer would be at 43,635,714,285,714 (or 43,635,714.3 per square meter)

If you have them all in the back yard (465 square meters), that population density would decrease to about 11,823,870,967,741 persons per square kilometer (11,823,871 persons per square meter).

If assuming we removed the whole house so we just got the yard (at 645 square meters), the population density would be at 8,524,186.05 persons per square meter, or 8,524,186,046,511 persons per square kilometer.

Considering that any density over four persons per square meter is dangerous, and anything above six or seven square meters leads to a crowd crush, at best, all I will get is a pile of corpses, which would be an absolute pain to clear away.

Also, given the absolutely staggering amount of organic matter piled up in a ridiculously small area, it is very well possible that the pressure will result in increasing heat and spontanous combustion. You know, like a really macabre compost heap.

[Luziyca]

...that implies I can ever get them into the yard in the first place.

Considering that 73.8% of the population of Earth is over the age of 15 (which is the only statistic I can find), if we were to fit all 5,498,100,000 people in my front yard (which is about 126 square meters), the population density per square kilometer would be at 43,635,714,285,714 (or 43,635,714.3 per square meter)

If you have them all in the back yard (465 square meters), that population density would decrease to about 11,823,870,967,741 persons per square kilometer (11,823,871 persons per square meter).

If assuming we removed the whole house so we just got the yard (at 645 square meters), the population density would be at 8,524,186.05 persons per square meter, or 8,524,186,046,511 persons per square kilometer.

Considering that any density over four persons per square meter is dangerous, and anything above six or seven square meters leads to a crowd crush, at best, all I will get is a pile of corpses, which would be an absolute pain to clear away.

The whole of Metro Manila might as well be a barren wasteland by comparison at that point.

Indeed.

...that implies I can ever get them into the yard in the first place.

Considering that 73.8% of the population of Earth is over the age of 15 (which is the only statistic I can find), if we were to fit all 5,498,100,000 people in my front yard (which is about 126 square meters), the population density per square kilometer would be at 43,635,714,285,714 (or 43,635,714.3 per square meter)

If you have them all in the back yard (465 square meters), that population density would decrease to about 11,823,870,967,741 persons per square kilometer (11,823,871 persons per square meter).

If assuming we removed the whole house so we just got the yard (at 645 square meters), the population density would be at 8,524,186.05 persons per square meter, or 8,524,186,046,511 persons per square kilometer.

Considering that any density over four persons per square meter is dangerous, and anything above six or seven square meters leads to a crowd crush, at best, all I will get is a pile of corpses, which would be an absolute pain to clear away.

Also, given the absolutely staggering amount of organic matter piled up in a ridiculously small area, it is very well possible that the pressure will result in increasing heat and spontanous combustion. You know, like a really macabre compost heap.

Yeah, that's among the "at worst" predictions.

[Sungai Pusat]

...that implies I can ever get them into the yard in the first place.

Considering that 73.8% of the population of Earth is over the age of 15 (which is the only statistic I can find), if we were to fit all 5,498,100,000 people in my front yard (which is about 126 square meters), the population density per square kilometer would be at 43,635,714,285,714 (or 43,635,714.3 per square meter)

If you have them all in the back yard (465 square meters), that population density would decrease to about 11,823,870,967,741 persons per square kilometer (11,823,871 persons per square meter).

If assuming we removed the whole house so we just got the yard (at 645 square meters), the population density would be at 8,524,186.05 persons per square meter, or 8,524,186,046,511 persons per square kilometer.

Considering that any density over four persons per square meter is dangerous, and anything above six or seven square meters leads to a crowd crush, at best, all I will get is a pile of corpses, which would be an absolute pain to clear away.

The whole of Metro Manila might as well be a barren wasteland by comparison at that point.

Well it will be with all those people at Luziyca's front yard.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

...that implies I can ever get them into the yard in the first place.

Considering that 73.8% of the population of Earth is over the age of 15 (which is the only statistic I can find), if we were to fit all 5,498,100,000 people in my front yard (which is about 126 square meters), the population density per square kilometer would be at 43,635,714,285,714 (or 43,635,714.3 per square meter)

If you have them all in the back yard (465 square meters), that population density would decrease to about 11,823,870,967,741 persons per square kilometer (11,823,871 persons per square meter).

If assuming we removed the whole house so we just got the yard (at 645 square meters), the population density would be at 8,524,186.05 persons per square meter, or 8,524,186,046,511 persons per square kilometer.

Considering that any density over four persons per square meter is dangerous, and anything above six or seven square meters leads to a crowd crush, at best, all I will get is a pile of corpses, which would be an absolute pain to clear away.

Also, given the absolutely staggering amount of organic matter piled up in a ridiculously small area, it is very well possible that the pressure will result in increasing heat and spontanous combustion. You know, like a really macabre compost heap.

This is starting to remind me of the mole of moles.

[Ethel mermania]

Also, given the absolutely staggering amount of organic matter piled up in a ridiculously small area, it is very well possible that the pressure will result in increasing heat and spontanous combustion. You know, like a really macabre compost heap.

This is starting to remind me of the mole of moles.

That was something though, what I am not quite sure, but thanks.

[Frank Zipper]

This is starting to remind me of the mole of moles.

Is that a Mexican dish?

[Chrinthanium]

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

[Sungai Pusat]

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

Comes from extreme fatigue, too.

Actually, that's probably just me. And I was out of commission for an hour because of that.

[Luziyca]

The whole of Metro Manila might as well be a barren wasteland by comparison at that point.

Well it will be with all those people at Luziyca's front yard.

Indeed.

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

It is.

[Luziyca]

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

Comes from extreme fatigue, too.

Actually, that's probably just me. And I was out of commission for an hour because of that.

Yeah, you went offline when I was doing the math.

[Ethel mermania]

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

Alcohol this time in the morning is usually frowned upon.

[Luziyca]

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

Alcohol this time in the morning is usually frowned upon.

If Rob Ford can snort cocaine, I can't see why I can't drink booze at this time of the day.

[Chrinthanium]

I see TET has been entertaining interesting discussion this morning.....

Alcohol this time in the morning is usually frowned upon.

Except in my line of work. Today is one of those days.

[Luziyca]

Alcohol this time in the morning is usually frowned upon.

Except in my line of work. Today is one of those days.

Bartenderin'?

[Chrinthanium]

Except in my line of work. Today is one of those days.

Bartenderin'?

No, busy day in the call center. Lots of people getting their income tax refunds calling in to make payments.

[Hurdergaryp]

Alcohol this time in the morning is usually frowned upon.

If Rob Ford can snort cocaine, I can't see why I can't drink booze at this time of the day.

And now Rob Ford is no more, so maybe pick your role models a bit more carefully. You'll live longer.

[Val Halla]

so, who is everyone's favourite comedian?

[Dumb Ideologies]

so, who is everyone's favourite comedian?

Frankie Boyle, followed by Jimmy Carr and Bill Bailey.

[Bears Armed]

This is starting to remind me of the mole of moles.

Is that a Mexican dish?

It's made with Whack-a-molee sauce...

^_^

[Hurdergaryp]

Is that a Mexican dish?

It's made with Whack-a-molee sauce...

^_^

"The mole planet is now a giant sphere of meat."

[Sungai Pusat]

so, who is everyone's favourite comedian?

Don't have any one that I can centre on in general; I mean, I guess if you want to talk about someone/a group that I'd more consistently followed through with in my life, I would go with Monty Python, though I'd still gone on so far without having watched the full extent of any of their movies, but having, however, watched for probably a few times at this point all of their episodes on YouTube.

More recently, Dave Gorman, mostly because of his Googlewhack show, and David Mitchell.

[Luziyca]

If Rob Ford can snort cocaine, I can't see why I can't drink booze at this time of the day.

And now Rob Ford is no more, so maybe pick your role models a bit more carefully. You'll live longer.

In the coming wasteland?

Nah.

[Luziyca]

so, who is everyone's favourite comedian?

Don't have any one that I can centre on in general; I mean, I guess if you want to talk about someone/a group that I'd more consistently followed through with in my life, I would go with Monty Python, though I'd still gone on so far without having watched the full extent of any of their movies, but having, however, watched for probably a few times at this point all of their episodes on YouTube.

More recently, Dave Gorman, mostly because of his Googlewhack show, and David Mitchell.

I watched several episodes, and the Holy Grail.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

It's made with Whack-a-molee sauce...

^_^

"The mole planet is now a giant sphere of meat."

That whole What If? is hilarious. And, as a bonus, it's one of the few that doesn't involve massive property damage.