Trump MAGAThread IV: Twixt Scylla & Some Bad Hombres

[Thermodolia]

Hey, I would buy a shitload of tampons, dye them with red food coloring, and send them to local churches who are staunchly anti-abortion and pro-punishment.

Don't tell me I am the only one who has ever thought about this?

You have way to much time on your hands

[Gauthier]

Hey, I would buy a shitload of tampons, dye them with red food coloring, and send them to local churches who are staunchly anti-abortion and pro-punishment.

Don't tell me I am the only one who has ever thought about this?

Send them with pipes made into blowguns.

[Cymrea]

More than three fourths of promises were either kept or compromised on. That's a damn good record if you ask me. I see no reason why you would ignore all that in favor of just the most high profile ones.

the top 5 are the things he himself (and presumably his supporters) considered of the greatest importance. And they do represent major breaks with past policy. I haven't gone through every detail but at a glance the successes look like a laundry list of worthy and uncontroversial minor tweaks

With the partisan cockblocking from obstructionist Congress, I'm surprised he got as much as he did done.

[Tekeristan]

Life is death and death is life.

[Thermodolia]

Oh right, Mexican Invasion would have no protests. Got it.

>invaded
>by Mexico

Breaking news, Man dies of laughter, survived by family.

You know damn well what they meant

[Senkaku]

They're going to have to do a LOT of dumpster diving in my garbage bin, then, because I am not moving a finger to recover all those napkins.

You use paper? How uncivilized, socks are the best

Gross

Life is death and death is life.

War is Peace, the other one, Freedom is Slavery or whatever INGSOC's thing is

[Gauthier]

Oh right, Mexican Invasion would have no protests. Got it.

>invaded
>by Mexico

Breaking news, Man dies of laughter, survived by family.

Oh right, Trump would call sending troops into Mexico A Police Action.

[Vassenor]

So conveniently there's no record of exactly what was in Trump's calls to Putin.

[Collatis]

Life is death and death is life.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

EDIT:

War is Peace, the other one, Freedom is Slavery or whatever INGSOC's thing is

Damn ninjas

[Thermodolia]

So conveniently there's no record of exactly what was in Trump's calls to Putin.

Mutters something about a would be dictator

[Balkenreich]

>invaded
>by Mexico

Breaking news, Man dies of laughter, survived by family.

You know damn well what they meant

As lord mattis said.

[Jamzmania]

That's only if you believe there is a right to murder.

I am honestly amused at your response here, and in the next breath go:

I guess the only option is to mine the border.

Let's just call it what it is, you really don't care about killing other people, but about punishing others. At least have that much integrity as a Christian and, truly, admit that your entire purpose is to punish women, not to save the life of the unborn, because clearly, you don't give a shit about people once they're out of the womb.

I see you've managed to bring out the "war on women" cliche. Let's not forget the abortionists themselves! Plenty of male punishment to go around! Seriously though, I would think that anyone that is concerned with justice would be concerned with punishment, so being concerned with both punishment and the life of the defenseless unborn isn't mutually exclusive. I was trying to be edgy with the latter quote.

[Gauthier]

So conveniently there's no record of exactly what was in Trump's calls to Putin.

Mutters something about a would be dictator

Something about Trump Tower Moscow.

[Thermodolia]

Life is death and death is life.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

EDIT:

War is Peace, the other one, Freedom is Slavery or whatever INGSOC's thing is

Damn ninjas

Are we sure the Republican Party didn't take 1984 as an instruction manual?

[Balkenreich]

>invaded
>by Mexico

Breaking news, Man dies of laughter, survived by family.

Oh right, Trump would call sending troops into Mexico A Police Action.

Doing a better job of policing the country then the mexican government could.

[Gauthier]

You know damn well what they meant

As lord mattis said.

No way at all Mattis would ever be MacArthured the moment he makes the mistake of saying "No" to Trump.

[Cymrea]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

EDIT:

Damn ninjas

Are we sure the Republican Party didn't take 1984 as an instruction manual?

I thought Machiavelli was their Prophet....

[Thermodolia]

Oh right, Trump would call sending troops into Mexico A Police Action.

Doing a better job of policing the country then the mexican government could.

Mexico can police its own nation. What happened to the US shouldn't be the world police anymore?

[Collatis]

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

EDIT:

Damn ninjas

Are we sure the Republican Party didn't take 1984 as an instruction manual?

They seem to be moving in that direction half of the time...

[Balkenreich]

As lord mattis said.

No way at all Mattis would ever be MacArthured the moment he makes the mistake of saying "No" to Trump.

And im sure the military would love that their patron saint was fired by trump.

[Cymrea]

Oh right, Trump would call sending troops into Mexico A Police Action.

Doing a better job of policing the country then the mexican government could.

And when thousands of troops die from insurgencies to police a nation that isn't our own?

[Balkenreich]

Doing a better job of policing the country then the mexican government could.

Mexico can police its own nation. What happened to the US shouldn't be the world police anymore?

You mean the Los Zetas or the gulf Cartel are actual police departments?

[Gauthier]

Oh right, Trump would call sending troops into Mexico A Police Action.

Doing a better job of policing the country then the mexican government could.

Nothing like another years long Police Action that produces vets fucked up by physical and psychological trauma. How did the last one go? Oh right...

[Collatis]

Are we sure the Republican Party didn't take 1984 as an instruction manual?

I thought Machiavelli was their Prophet....

Relevant

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I see you've managed to bring out the "war on women" cliche. Let's not forget the abortionists themselves! Plenty of male punishment to go around! Seriously though, I would think that anyone that is concerned with justice would be concerned with punishment, so being concerned with both punishment and the life of the defenseless unborn isn't mutually exclusive. I was trying to be edgy with the latter quote.

Oh, I didn't mean you want to make war on women.

I mean you are really nobody to talk about how killing the unborn is murder and yet you're entirely willing to make edgy statements about planting mines on the border, as if that's somehow commendable or funny.

I mean hell, I wouldn't call myself pro-life if I had a fetish for the death penalty (which I don't) or masturbate to fantasies of limbs flying everywhere from people stepping on them and somehow call that "trying to be edgy". There's nothing "edgy" about fantasizing people stepping on landmines.