Trump MAGAThread IV: Twixt Scylla & Some Bad Hombres

[Thermodolia]

I mean, if killing tiny clumps of cells is murder, then I'm committing genocide every time I use a facewash that has exfoliants. And if it's reproductive material that's the issue, then periods mean women are serial killers and jacking off puts pretty much every man alive on the same tier as Hitler or Stalin.

Even if you do get a woman pregnant, only one gets used. The millions others all die.

Reproduction is murder!!

[Collatis]

Trumpists would be ecstatic California stopped existing.

I think their loss of Texas would balance that out though.

[Lady Scylla]

Even if you do get a woman pregnant, only one gets used. The millions others all die.

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

And for menstruation from women?

[Balkenreich]

I mean, if they want to stand down and let the US military through then good on them.

They can go home to their families and live peaceful lives.

Taking on the cartels and the Mexican military at the same time is sure a slam dunk like WW2.

hey, one front unlike fighting fighting on opposite sides of the war.

an with the Mexican air force being what it is, our boys would not have to worry about it for long.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Even if you do get a woman pregnant, only one gets used. The millions others all die.

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

They're going to have to do a LOT of dumpster diving in my garbage bin, then, because I am not moving a finger to recover all those napkins.

[Collatis]

Even if you do get a woman pregnant, only one gets used. The millions others all die.

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

Every Sperm is Sacred!

[Gauthier]

Even if you do get a woman pregnant, only one gets used. The millions others all die.

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

And anyone in a bukkake party gets arrested for mass murder and burial.

[Thermodolia]

Trumpists would be ecstatic California stopped existing.

Well uptill they realize that Mexico just gained the largest two economies in the US

[Rio Cana]

You think Mexico would counter attack?

have you seen their military?

The fucking cartels could do more damage.

They have a lot of our equipment, and import from a dozen other countries. Plus, with a draft, they could conscript nearly 48 million from 16-49. They could likely launch a counter-offensive. Inevitably, they'd be pushed back, and then the war would turn into Vietnam 2.0

If you are going to build a wall to keep the drug cartels out, why get involved in a war.

Off-topic - Do some think that new movie "The Great Wall" got its idea from the Trump Wall.

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avF6GHyyk5c

[Camicon]

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

And for menstruation from women?

There is only one solution. All women must have their eggs removed and frozen so that none go to waste they can't murder them every month.

[Barbarossistan]

Going by your link only one partial out of the top 5, not too impressive after 8 years it seems

More than three fourths of promises were either kept or compromised on. That's a damn good record if you ask me. I see no reason why you would ignore all that in favor of just the most high profile ones.

the top 5 are the things he himself (and presumably his supporters) considered of the greatest importance. And they do represent major breaks with past policy. I haven't gone through every detail but at a glance the successes look like a laundry list of worthy and uncontroversial minor tweaks

[Senkaku]

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

And for menstruation from women?

Obviously.

Taking on the cartels and the Mexican military at the same time is sure a slam dunk like WW2.

hey, one front unlike fighting fighting on opposite sides of the war.

an with the Mexican air force being what it is, our boys would not have to worry about it for long.

Listen, you may want to have Stalingrad 2: Mariachi Boogaloo or whatever, but a land war near American population centers against a neighbor we're deeply economically integrated with is unlikely to end happily.

[Gauthier]

Taking on the cartels and the Mexican military at the same time is sure a slam dunk like WW2.

hey, one front unlike fighting fighting on opposite sides of the war.

an with the Mexican air force being what it is, our boys would not have to worry about it for long.

Like how Vietnam was no big fucking deal, right?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

And for menstruation from women?

Time to collect all those bloody tampons and send them to your local churches for proper burial.

[Thermodolia]

Taking on the cartels and the Mexican military at the same time is sure a slam dunk like WW2.

hey, one front unlike fighting fighting on opposite sides of the war.

an with the Mexican air force being what it is, our boys would not have to worry about it for long.

You won't be getting any support and most likely will be sanctioned by the rest of the world. A two for one!! The economy collapses because we invaded our third biggest trade partner and the rest of the world just slapped economic sanctions on us.

[Balkenreich]

hey, one front unlike fighting fighting on opposite sides of the war.

an with the Mexican air force being what it is, our boys would not have to worry about it for long.

Like how Vietnam was no big fucking deal, right?

No big deal until the hippies.

[Collatis]

They have a lot of our equipment, and import from a dozen other countries. Plus, with a draft, they could conscript nearly 48 million from 16-49. They could likely launch a counter-offensive. Inevitably, they'd be pushed back, and then the war would turn into Vietnam 2.0

If you are going to build a wall to keep the drug cartels out, why get involved in a war.

Off-topic - Do some think that new movie "The Great Wall" got its idea from the Trump Wall.

Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avF6GHyyk5c

Or maybe Trump got the idea from the movie?

[Thermodolia]

Clearly we should mandate that all unused semen should be recovered and receive an official funeral and burial ceremony.

They're going to have to do a LOT of dumpster diving in my garbage bin, then, because I am not moving a finger to recover all those napkins.

You use paper? How uncivilized, socks are the best

[Lady Scylla]

And for menstruation from women?

Time to collect all those bloody tampons and send them to your local churches for proper burial.

[Gauthier]

Like how Vietnam was no big fucking deal, right?

No big deal until the hippies.

Oh right, Mexican Invasion would have no protests. Got it.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

They're going to have to do a LOT of dumpster diving in my garbage bin, then, because I am not moving a finger to recover all those napkins.

You use paper? How uncivilized, socks are the best

Cleanup is best when it is disposable.

[Gauthier]

You use paper? How uncivilized, socks are the best

Cleanup is best when it is disposable.

Cremation. After all I hear Texas requires burial or cremation for abortion remains.

[Thermodolia]

You use paper? How uncivilized, socks are the best

Cleanup is best when it is disposable.

But mine is renewable

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Time to collect all those bloody tampons and send them to your local churches for proper burial.

Hey, I would buy a shitload of tampons, dye them with red food coloring, and send them to local churches who are staunchly anti-abortion and pro-punishment.

Don't tell me I am the only one who has ever thought about this?

[Balkenreich]

No big deal until the hippies.

Oh right, Mexican Invasion would have no protests. Got it.

>invaded
>by Mexico

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