TET: So Violet Behind The Vapors

[Internationalist Bastard]

Wanna take a look in my picinic basket, Yogi?

Bah. You Feds are a strange bunch.

We try. We were founded as a bunch of uniformed g men guarding parks in the age of hippies so.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Test

Yes, that thing is on.

[Ethel mermania]

Smokey the Bear was young once, too.

Yeah, but he wasn't a ranger, Gawd, you know nothing of Ranging

Yeah he was. He wears a park service hat.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Do you mind me asking about it?

Not a whole lot of point since I'm gonna go and try and sleep it off now.

Alright then, good night

[Chrinthanium]

Bah. You Feds are a strange bunch.

We try. We were founded as a bunch of uniformed g men guarding parks in the age of hippies so.

Gotta make sure some stoned flower children don't try to create new humans in the park after hours, eh?

[The Princes of the Universe]

Bah. You Feds are a strange bunch.

We try. We were founded as a bunch of uniformed g men guarding parks in the age of hippies so.

...I wonder if any got contact highs and defected?

[Internationalist Bastard]

Drat you caught me. I'm actually a Park Ranger themed prostitute.

Ohh myy...

Wanna take a look in my picinic basket, Yogi?

...Would it make me a pervert if I said yes?

It's fun to screw around on N-S-G!!!

I sang that to myself in my head... It actually works with the tune.

Yes. It does make you a pervert. But nothing wrong with that

[Republic of Canador]

Yeah, but he wasn't a ranger, Gawd, you know nothing of Ranging

Yeah he was. He wears a park service hat.

I think you can describe him as a fire prevention officer.

[Internationalist Bastard]

We try. We were founded as a bunch of uniformed g men guarding parks in the age of hippies so.

...I wonder if any got contact highs and defected?

I dunno, but I do know I still have a big part of my job as "keep people from eating the shrooms"

[Republic of Canador]

Bah. You Feds are a strange bunch.

We try. We were founded as a bunch of uniformed g men guarding parks in the age of hippies so.

Can't let those dang hippies cultivate their crop on pristine land I suoppose

[Internationalist Bastard]

Yeah he was. He wears a park service hat.

I think you can describe him as a fire prevention officer.

FP being depicted but a giant bear clumsily screwing with a ranger....yeah sounds right

[Luziyca]

We try. We were founded as a bunch of uniformed g men guarding parks in the age of hippies so.

Can't let those dang hippies cultivate their crop on pristine land I suoppose

We had to weed them out.

[The Princes of the Universe]

...Would it make me a pervert if I said yes?

Yes. It does make you a pervert. But nothing wrong with that

Rawr.

...I wonder if any got contact highs and defected?

I dunno, but I do know I still have a big part of my job as "keep people from eating the shrooms"

My faves: Porcini, Portabella, Crimini, magic...
"What was that last one?"
Crimini.

[Chrinthanium]

Can't let those dang hippies cultivate their crop on pristine land I suoppose

We had to weed them out.

Toss them out without a pot to piss in!

[Republic of Canador]

I think you can describe him as a fire prevention officer.

FP being depicted but a giant bear clumsily screwing with a ranger....yeah sounds right

I mean, he does just stand around and talk whilst everyone else does the work.

[Farnhamia]

FP being depicted but a giant bear clumsily screwing with a ranger....yeah sounds right

I mean, he does just stand around and talk whilst everyone else does the work.

He has no thumbs, come on!

[Internationalist Bastard]

We had to weed them out.

Toss them out without a pot to piss in!

We had to be blunt with them

[Khalisako]

Gonna go ot a big city soon to be apart of another protest to try and teach these outlanders why it's bad to corrupt the land and waters with their oil filth, among other things related to personal rights. I've never seen a people more equatable to a cancer upon the face of mother earth than these creatures.

[Farnhamia]

Toss them out without a pot to piss in!

We had to be blunt with them

[Internationalist Bastard]

FP being depicted but a giant bear clumsily screwing with a ranger....yeah sounds right

I mean, he does just stand around and talk whilst everyone else does the work.

[Republic of Canador]

I mean, he does just stand around and talk whilst everyone else does the work.

He has no thumbs, come on!

In this day and age of high tech prosthetics, there is no excuse.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Gonna go ot a big city soon to be apart of another protest to try and teach these outlanders why it's bad to corrupt the land and waters with their oil filth, among other things related to personal rights. I've never seen a people more equatable to a cancer upon the face of mother earth than these creatures.

Which city?

[Farnhamia]

He has no thumbs, come on!

In this day and age of high tech prosthetics, there is no excuse.

Bears are very sensitive about how they look and the can't get the fake fur to look natural yet.

[Ethel mermania]

PPE saves lives. Though I am sure you wear much more than I do.

Heaven forbid I ever visit a park with fully functioning water fountains without carrying 3 gallons of my own water with me.

It's the 12th commandment, heaven does forbid it.

[Chrinthanium]

Toss them out without a pot to piss in!

We had to be blunt with them

Toss them out of the joint!