Trump MAGAThread III: Steak, Vodka, Casinos, and America

[Liriena]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

The face-saving from the inauguration proctor was priceless.

"Oh I decided to be a lazy asshole and I thought it was simpler to bring these guys near my church today than find a quality choir".

No-one else wanted to do it.

True, true

[The Huskar Social Union]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

"And then, when he is about to speak, ill run up and punc-
"No joe"

[Lady Scylla]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

Biden knows how to be civil.

[Ifreann]

You're wishing death on the future US President.

I do hope you know that, right?

Well after he is sworn in we can't kill him.
Pence is worse.
Damnit democracy.
Let's just hope he does not screw up?

Pence would be getting sworn in today if Trump had keeled over from a massive heart attack last week.

[Arachaea]

Whenever they show Barron Trump in the audience he appears as if he really doesn't want to be there. xD

[Svebia]

Whenever they show Barron Trump in the audience he appears as if he really doesn't want to be there. xD

He's a kid, of course not. He just wants to be home playing his PS4 or something

[Fartsniffage]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

Biden knows how to be civil.

If the sitting vice-president got in a fight with the president-elect, which one would the SS shoot?

[Hexgard]

You're no fun.



What's with you and nukes?

He's talked about using them and saying why we have them if we won't use them. The nuclear experts have said the president gives the order that's it. There is no veto there is no stopping the launch. But the experts know nothing right? They call themselves experts because they feel like it

And against who would he use the nukes? Thus far, he has only made remarks, or rather, asked questions why they are not using nukes against a renegade inhuman terrorist state. In comparison, you had Jacques Chirac threaten any country who would dare support terrorism on French soil with nuclear attacks, yet I can't see anyone who would say Chirac was a bad leader, let alone "unfit".
The USA launched nuclear attacks against Japan because the alternative would have costed far more loses, potentially more loses for the Japanese too. I am saying, the Japanese were not a major threat to civilans in the final weeks of the war, having been driven out of most of the occupied landmasses, on the other hand, you have the terrorists who are both a military problem and a problem for all civilians. Him asking "Why?" in regards to nukes not being used is maybe naive, arrogant, but not insane.

[Fartsniffage]

Whenever they show Barron Trump in the audience he appears as if he really doesn't want to be there. xD

Is that a Danger Mouse reference?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Honestly though, tons of chapters in the Bible to choose from as a priest/pastor just to fuck with a future president

Indeed. Including the one commanding the rich to donate all their belongings, and the one where Jesus chases a bunch of capitalists away.

You can also go with 1 Kings 22:15-28

15 So he came to the king. And the king said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go against Ramothgilead to battle, or shall we forbear? And he answered him, Go, and prosper: for the Lord shall deliver it into the hand of the king.
16 And the king said unto him, How many times shall I adjure thee that thou tell me nothing but that which is true in the name of the Lord?
17 And he said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills, as sheep that have not a shepherd: and the Lord said, These have no master: let them return every man to his house in peace.
18 And the king of Israel said unto Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee that he would prophesy no good concerning me, but evil?
19 And he said, Hear thou therefore the word of the Lord: I saw the Lord sitting on his throne, and all the host of heaven standing by him on his right hand and on his left.
20 And the Lord said, Who shall persuade Ahab, that he may go up and fall at Ramothgilead? And one said on this manner, and another said on that manner.
21 And there came forth a spirit, and stood before the Lord, and said, I will persuade him.
22 And the Lord said unto him, Wherewith? And he said, I will go forth, and I will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets. And he said, Thou shalt persuade him, and prevail also: go forth, and do so.
23 Now therefore, behold, the Lord hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the Lord hath spoken evil concerning thee.
24 But Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah went near, and smote Micaiah on the cheek, and said, Which way went the Spirit of the Lord from me to speak unto thee?
25 And Micaiah said, Behold, thou shalt see in that day, when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself.
26 And the king of Israel said, Take Micaiah, and carry him back unto Amon the governor of the city, and to Joash the king's son;
27 And say, Thus saith the king, Put this fellow in the prison, and feed him with bread of affliction and with water of affliction, until I come in peace.
28 And Micaiah said, If thou return at all in peace, the Lord hath not spoken by me. And he said, Hearken, O people, every one of you.

I'd so go with this one just to fuck with a leader I dislike if I was allowed

[Ifreann]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

Biden knows how to be civil.

Bet he knows how to sucker punch a fella who think he's about to get a handshake, too.

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Biden knows how to be civil.

If the sitting vice-president got in a fight with the president-elect, which one would the SS shoot?

Each other.

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Whenever they show Barron Trump in the audience he appears as if he really doesn't want to be there. xD

He's a kid, of course not. He just wants to be home playing his PS4 or something

He's, what, 10? Can't blame him for being bored.

[Autonomous Eastern Ukraine]

Hindsight is fun.

[Svebia]

Mike Pence has been sworn in as Vice President

[The Portland Territory]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

That's a dangerous move, Trump wrestled in the WWE

[Autonomous Eastern Ukraine]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

That's a dangerous move, Trump wrestled in the WWE

It's forever a shame they didn't hold a special WWE event today.

Unless they did and I wasn't informed.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Trump's voice is so droning while performing the Oath.

[Liriena]

Mike Pence has been sworn in as Vice President

A part of me thinks that Dick Cheney must be thinking to himself right now: "See? I'm not that evil!"

[Washington Resistance Army]

Welp, it's official. President Trump.

[Lady Scylla]

And there it is

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[Ifreann]

I was half expecting Diamond Joe Biden to sucker punch Donald.

That's a dangerous move, Trump wrestled in the WWE

He'd go for a chair, but Biden would no sell it and hit Trump with his finisher.

[Arachaea]

Well, the United States of America now has Trump as it's head of state and government. I hoped this day would never happen.

[Philjia]

Ah, it's done. Cue the music, and let America burn.

[Big Jim P]

Welp, it's official. President Trump.

w00t!

[Valrifell]

All I'm saying is that I still suspect this whole thing started with some illegal time travel shenanigans that may or may not have involved a butterfly.