The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

I don't understand the "hur 2016 was such a horrible year" meme. Every year has horrible bits to it. 2017 is probably going to have things just as bad happen in it and people will be crying "oh this was the worst year yet!" at the end again. Eugh.

It's because a whole shitton of people died this year and a pathological liar with no experience became the leader of the free world.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I don't understand the "hur 2016 was such a horrible year" meme. Every year has horrible bits to it. 2017 is probably going to have things just as bad happen in it and people will be crying "oh this was the worst year yet!" at the end again. Eugh.

It's because a whole shitton of people died this year and a pathological liar with no experience became the leader of the free world.

None of the shitton of people who died were close to me and an experienced pathological sellout liar with a whiff of corruption didn't become the leader of the free world.

[Val Halla]

Objective. Arseholishnesss is definitely unattractive though.

True that.
Though we're talking about the physical aspects for the benefit of the doubt.
For me?
Ethnically would prefer mestiza Filipinas (of European blood, preferably)
Fair is ideal, but a bit of tan never hurt anyone.
Ideally a curvaceous one, but I don't mind slender physiques (SLENDER, not THIN)
And if you have dimples, I would immediately give you a 5/10, regardless of whatever ethnicity you are.

Err

Healthy. Not super hairy. Or old.

[Philjia]

2017 will be worse than 2016. In 2016 people merely did stupid things. In 2017 we will have to live with the consequences of those decisions.

[Hurdergaryp]

2017 will be worse than 2016. In 2016 people merely did stupid things. In 2017 we will have to live with the consequences of those decisions.

All hail the new storm.

[Sareva]

I like girls who are short, slight, and cute rather than classically beautiful, myself.

So loli's then.

[Chrinthanium]

Good morning/afternoon/evening TET

[The Holy Therns]

Because the wrong candidate won ∴ this year is shittier than the Holocaust, Mongol Conquests, the Black Death, World War II and the Three Kingdoms War.

Combined. Worse than all of those combined.

This is sarcasm, right? Tell me it's sarcasm.

[Chrinthanium]

Happy New Year from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! Here, have some traditional Philadelphia Mummer's parade music and a Mummer's string band performance

[Oultremer]

Time to eat some jalapeno and cheese sandwiches, better than the endless yoghurts I usually eat.

[Hurdergaryp]

Combined. Worse than all of those combined.

This is sarcasm, right? Tell me it's sarcasm.

We can only hope, but this is NationStates General.

[Dalvius]

I don't understand the "hur 2016 was such a horrible year" meme. Every year has horrible bits to it. 2017 is probably going to have things just as bad happen in it and people will be crying "oh this was the worst year yet!" at the end again. Eugh.

It's because a whole shitton of people died this year and a pathological liar with no experience became the leader of the free world.

You mean Hillary? I don't think Hillary became president.

Oh, TRUMP. That "pathological liar" threw me off a bit.

[Ethel mermania]

2017 will be worse than 2016. In 2016 people merely did stupid things. In 2017 we will have to live with the consequences of those decisions.

All hail the new storm.

Yeaaah!
Meet the new storm
Same as the old storm


We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

It's because a whole shitton of people died this year and a pathological liar with no experience became the leader of the free world.

You mean Hillary? I don't think Hillary became president.

Oh, TRUMP. That "pathological liar" threw me off a bit.

Everything Hillary is accused of can be found in him, only WORSE.

All hail the new storm.

Yeaaah!
Meet the new storm
Same as the old storm


We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday

Funny you should mention that...

Happy 2017, y'all muthafuckas.

And now, I share the official 2016 song.

[Luziyca]

It's because a whole shitton of people died this year and a pathological liar with no experience became the leader of the free world.

You mean Hillary? I don't think Hillary became president.

Oh, TRUMP. That "pathological liar" threw me off a bit.

I just made it out with the tiniest shred of faith in humanity, and even that will probably fall before the end of the month.

[Ethel mermania]

You mean Hillary? I don't think Hillary became president.

Oh, TRUMP. That "pathological liar" threw me off a bit.

Everything Hillary is accused of can be found in him, only WORSE.

Yeaaah!
Meet the new storm
Same as the old storm


We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday

Funny you should mention that...

Happy 2017, y'all muthafuckas.

And now, I share the official 2016 song.

Heh, which is one of the reasons i voted for trump

[Philjia]

Happy 2017, y'all muthafuckas.

And now, I share the official 2016 song.

I hope that this is the 2017 song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7jlNoVpaRA

[Auremena]

Ugh, what a lame party last night. No one interesting. No single men. Or single ladies, I don't think. Never got off the ground.
And of course I'm going to blame myself, because my attendance tends to coincide with poor turnouts to events like these :/

[Val Halla]

To fit into the cosplay I want, probably gonna have to put on another 10 pounds at least :/

[Philjia]

To fit into the cosplay I want, probably gonna have to put on another 10 pounds at least :/

Well it's good to have some motivation. Now, feast!

[Vassenor]

To fit into the cosplay I want, probably gonna have to put on another 10 pounds at least :/

Who is it?

[Val Halla]

To fit into the cosplay I want, probably gonna have to put on another 10 pounds at least :/

Who is it?

Eh, just Miku. All I can really afford that isn't bland

[Liriena]

Ugh, what a lame party last night. No one interesting. No single men. Or single ladies, I don't think. Never got off the ground.
And of course I'm going to blame myself, because my attendance tends to coincide with poor turnouts to events like these :/

Nah, not your fault. Just lame party.

To fit into the cosplay I want, probably gonna have to put on another 10 pounds at least :/

Gotta fatten you up. This calls for an Argie barbecue.

Who do you want to cosplay as?

[Liriena]

2017 will be worse than 2016. In 2016 people merely did stupid things. In 2017 we will have to live with the consequences of those decisions.

Who knows? Maybe 2017 is the year that the worldwide proletariat rises and seizes the means of production and yada yada...

[Liriena]

Who is it?

Eh, just Miku. All I can really afford that isn't bland

Cuuuuuuute.