The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!

[Sungai Pusat]

So I'm deciding to listen to the song at the beginning of La La Land and thinking much more about the song itself as opposed to the movie itself.

Because the melody itself had been stuck in my head for the past few days send help.

[Individual Thought Patterns]

Why can't we derive an ought from an is?

[Chrinthanium]

It is the first full day of a brand new year. And it's almost 10 hours old here on the US East coast and no one famous has died (there was a Burundi politician that was shot dead, though).

[Dumb Ideologies]

Why can't we derive an ought from an is?

Because things that aren't might be better.

[Sareva]

I need a generally attractive and intelligent girl in my life who I can hold a conversation with without it being awkward as hell.

As a gay man, I have those in my life. Pretty people who are intelligent tend to make the world feel good.

^This is a true statement.

[Luziyca]

It is the first full day of a brand new year. And it's almost 10 hours old here on the US East coast and no one famous has died (there was a Burundi politician that was shot dead, though).

...2017 did start with a bang, though.

[Chrinthanium]

As a gay man, I have those in my life. Pretty people who are intelligent tend to make the world feel good.

^This is a true statement.

Quite a true statement.

It is the first full day of a brand new year. And it's almost 10 hours old here on the US East coast and no one famous has died (there was a Burundi politician that was shot dead, though).

...2017 did start with a bang, though.

You're fired.

[Luziyca]

...2017 did start with a bang, though.

You're fired.

...fuck.

[The Princes of the Universe]

It is the first full day of a brand new year. And it's almost 10 hours old here on the US East coast and no one famous has died (there was a Burundi politician that was shot dead, though).

I feel bad for the family, but no great loss to humanity.

[Sareva]

Whelp, dank memes aren't going to post themselves! Off to Tumblr to fuck with people!

[The Princes of the Universe]

Whelp, dank memes aren't going to post themselves! Off to Tumblr to fuck with people!

Tumblr? Surely you can do better.

[Emperio Maharlika]

As a gay man, I have those in my life. Pretty people who are intelligent tend to make the world feel good.

^This is a true statement.

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

[Sareva]

Whelp, dank memes aren't going to post themselves! Off to Tumblr to fuck with people!

Tumblr? Surely you can do better.

Well, 4Chan is a scurry place and social media isn't the best place to do it. My (former) college campus is also closed at the moment, so... Have any suggestions for good shitposting?

[The Princes of the Universe]

^This is a true statement.

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

I find otters attractive.

Tumblr? Surely you can do better.

Well, 4Chan is a scurry place and social media isn't the best place to do it. My (former) college campus is also closed at the moment, so... Have any suggestions for good shitposting?

Don't shitpost?

[Sareva]

^This is a true statement.

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

Physically?

Well, beggars can't be choosers. Are we talking sexually or romantically? Maybe we could throw ethnicity in the mix too?

[Sareva]

Well, 4Chan is a scurry place and social media isn't the best place to do it. My (former) college campus is also closed at the moment, so... Have any suggestions for good shitposting?

Don't shitpost?

Yes, Dad.

Okay, I'm going to stop using tiny text now, it hurts my eyes.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Don't shitpost?

Yes, Dad.
Okay, I'm going to stop using tiny text now, it hurts my eyes.

Yeah, that's right... I'm your daddy.

[Sareva]

Yes, Dad.
Okay, I'm going to stop using tiny text now, it hurts my eyes.

Yeah, that's right... I'm your daddy.

*Insert fatherly love joke*

[Emperio Maharlika]

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

Physically?

Well, beggars can't be choosers. Are we talking sexually or romantically? Maybe we could throw ethnicity in the mix too?

Romantically (but keep it physical).
Ethnicity-wise, go ahead. Until we have a global super-race of beige, there's always preference. (Don't sue me)

[Sareva]

Physically?

Well, beggars can't be choosers. Are we talking sexually or romantically? Maybe we could throw ethnicity in the mix too?

Romantically (but keep it physical).
Ethnicity-wise, go ahead. Until we have a global super-race of beige, there's always preference. (Don't sue me)

Well, I like anything from a healthy bit of curves to lean and everything in between. Ethnicity/racial, I have no preference, but I think Arab/Persian and Black girls are more my type than anything. I'm fine with anyone really. Male or female, it really just depends on the individual themself.

[Gallade]

^This is a true statement.

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

I'm resolutely shallow. I like tall, well built men who embrace their natural hairiness and women with hourglass figures. Dark hair, blue eye combos are ideal, but I like grey and brown eyes, too. My husband has beautiful steely grey eyes with brown speckles, absolutely beautiful. A cheeky grin and strong jawline are fantastic, too. And while not physical traits, a solid sense of humour and a generally positive outlook on life are crucial. Nobody likes a boring whiner regardless of physical beauty.

[Val Halla]

^This is a true statement.

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

Objective. Arseholishnesss is definitely unattractive though.

[Emperio Maharlika]

Amen to that.
Ladies, gentlemen, and members of the LGBT community (and more), what's your definition of attractiveness? For the benefit of the doubt, let's stick to physical aspects.

Objective. Arseholishnesss is definitely unattractive though.

True that.
Though we're talking about the physical aspects for the benefit of the doubt.
For me?
Ethnically would prefer mestiza Filipinas (of European blood, preferably)
Fair is ideal, but a bit of tan never hurt anyone.
Ideally a curvaceous one, but I don't mind slender physiques (SLENDER, not THIN)
And if you have dimples, I would immediately give you a 5/10, regardless of whatever ethnicity you are.

[Philjia]

I like girls who are short, slight, and cute rather than classically beautiful, myself.

[Bralia]

I don't understand the "hur 2016 was such a horrible year" meme. Every year has horrible bits to it. 2017 is probably going to have things just as bad happen in it and people will be crying "oh this was the worst year yet!" at the end again. Eugh.

Because the wrong candidate won ∴ this year is shittier than the Holocaust, Mongol Conquests, the Black Death, World War II and the Three Kingdoms War.

Combined. Worse than all of those combined.