The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!

[Arcturus Novus]

Steve Perry is probably dying right now... Someone is butchering his song like hell.

RIP

Get thee to a nunnery.

With pleasure, as I know what that really means...

I don't think that was innuendo. I think you're just sinning.

[Farnhamia]

Milan Lucic left for the Oilers. He wants his number back!

Sinners? You mean those who use sine.

Does that make me a cosinner?

Better than being cotangential.

[Thermodolia]

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!

I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

[The Serbian Empire]

Steve Perry is probably dying right now... Someone is butchering his song like hell.

RIP

With pleasure, as I know what that really means...

I don't think that was innuendo. I think you're just sinning.

Sinning is only in Sinnoh.

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!

I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

The South is a weird place.

[Astrolinium]

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!

I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

We got ours a bit earlier, along with, as noted, free batteries and wine.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Get thee to a nunnery.

With pleasure, as I know what that really means...

Can I watch? I kid. Don't hurt me.

I don't think that was innuendo. I think you're just sinning.

'Twas Hamlet, my dear.

[Thermodolia]

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!

I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

We got ours a bit earlier, along with, as noted, free batteries and wine.

I'm hoping that work is canceled

[Arcturus Novus]

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!

I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

The South is a weird place.

The South has no real infrastructure for snow. It's like a white apocalypse for us.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Steve Perry is probably dying right now... Someone is butchering his song like hell.

RIP

With pleasure, as I know what that really means...

I don't think that was innuendo. I think you're just sinning.

Nah. Totally innuendo. At that time, nunnery was slang for brothel.

Steve Perry is probably dying right now... Someone is butchering his song like hell.

Somewhere, somehow, someone is butchering Don't Stop Believin'. AT ALL TIMES. ALWAYS.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!
I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

We got ours a bit earlier, along with, as noted, free batteries and wine.

Ooh, wine... :3

[Astrolinium]

We got ours a bit earlier, along with, as noted, free batteries and wine.

I'm hoping that work is canceled

Fortunately for me, my university doesn't resume classes this semester until after Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and my job doesn't start until classes do.

[The Serbian Empire]

The South is a weird place.

The South has no real infrastructure for snow. It's like a white apocalypse for us.

This is why the ever-present Southern GOP politician would want climate change to mostly be warming

[Valdiu]

The South is a weird place.

The South has no real infrastructure for snow. It's like a white apocalypse for us.

I remember hearing that after an inch and a half of snowfall in Georgia, the freeway ground to a standstill and there were several car fires.

[Thermodolia]

I'm hoping that work is canceled

Fortunately for me, my university doesn't resume classes this semester until after Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, and my job doesn't start until classes do.

Damn...

My sister is going to school in Naples, FL.

[Kannap]

Whoa, that's stealing. Not cool man.

Yeah, but neither are these exorbitant prices.

My boss prices our prices as competitively as he can with Amazon but while maintaining a profit. All the textbooks I bought on Amazon were only 3 or 4 bucks cheaper than the bookstore's price.

The price gouging is all on the publisher.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Steve Perry is probably dying right now... Someone is butchering his song like hell.

Somewhere, somehow, someone is butchering Don't Stop Believin'. AT ALL TIMES. ALWAYS.

Unfortunately for those of us not singing at that moment, liquid courage doesn't equate to liquid talent.

[Ethel mermania]

Does that make me a cosinner?

Better than being cotangential.

stop talking dirty, i am getting bent out of shape

[The Princes of the Universe]

Better than being cotangential.

stop talking dirty, i am getting bent out of shape

Get thee to a sanitarium. Thou art mad.

[The Serbian Empire]

The South has no real infrastructure for snow. It's like a white apocalypse for us.

I remember hearing that after an inch and a half of snowfall in Georgia, the freeway ground to a standstill and there were several car fires.

The lights didn't go out that night.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Somewhere, somehow, someone is butchering Don't Stop Believin'. AT ALL TIMES. ALWAYS.

Unfortunately for those of us not singing at that moment, liquid courage doesn't equate to liquid talent.

Sometimes it's not even because of liquid courage. If I even try to mimic Steve, I sound like a cat choking on a kazoo.

[Kannap]

Snow is coming!!!! Buy all the things!!!!

I'm going to need a lot of milk, eggs, bread.

We got ours a bit earlier, along with, as noted, free batteries and wine.

My plan is to go shopping tomorrow but not milk or bread.

My shopping list includes, but is not limited to, apple cider, a nail file, laundry pods, a coffee mug, a travel coffee mug, and some hand soap.

[Farnhamia]

Better than being cotangential.

stop talking dirty, i am getting bent out of shape

I am never forget the day my first book is published.
Every chapter I stole from somewhere else.
Index I copy from old Vladivostok telephone directory.
This book, this book was sensational!***
Pravda - ah, Pravda - Pravda said:
"Jeel beel kara ogoday blyum blocha jeli," ("It stinks").
But Izvestia! Izvestia said:
"Jai, do gudoo sun sai pere shcum," ("It stinks").
Metro-Goldwyn-Moskva bought the movie rights for six million rubles,
Changing title to 'The Eternal Triangle',
With Brigitte Bardot playing part of hypotenuse.

[Thermodolia]

The South has no real infrastructure for snow. It's like a white apocalypse for us.

I remember hearing that after an inch and a half of snowfall in Georgia, the freeway ground to a standstill and there were several car fires.

We barely know how to drive in rain, let alone snow.

Though that mess was the fault of the government who basically told everyone to go home all at once. 4 million people attempting to get home at the same time will cause problems

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

stop talking dirty, i am getting bent out of shape

Get thee to a sanitarium. Thou art mad.

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here.

[The Serbian Empire]

stop talking dirty, i am getting bent out of shape

Get thee to a sanitarium. Thou art mad.

Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone