Male or Female?

[L3 Communications]

I would like to be an amorphous blob, capable of taking on the form of anything my heart's desire...

Basically a slimegirl/guy/watevar.

I'm not entirely sure if this goes under "hermaphrodite" or "other".

[Grainne Ni Malley]

I would like to be an amorphous blob, capable of taking on the form of anything my heart's desire...

Basically a slimegirl/guy/watevar.

I'm not entirely sure if this goes under "hermaphrodite" or "other".

Umm... I think if slime is involved that should go under "other".

[Lackadaisical2]

Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.

I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

This I know well as I have a teenage male and an adult male in the house and neither of them seem to have figured out how to pee in the toilet. Which makes me think they enjoy pissing outside so much that they abhor and protest using the indoor toilet. Or they simply like to see my head pop off... not sure which.

Plus I think it's easier for men to get off than women, and that whole "orgasm-once-and-your-done" thing kind of sucks for women. At least for me, and women elsewhere as far as I've heard, it's much harder to orgasm than it appears to be for a male. Sure, I might get to enjoy five orgasms in one go, but that happens like what? Once every five months? So, yeah. Another reason to be male... enjoying sex 100%.

100%? hardly. I've had sex and not cum ,as well as having cum and not really enjoyed it.

[Cennazluga]

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

I've always been jealous of that, not to mention the ease of having more than one partner at once.

If I could, I'd have two dicks.

That's the thing -- if you were a female, you could. (Inside of you, that is -- and provided you played your cards right.)

You know, being male doesn't mean you can't experience that. I must be either good or lucky with the hands cards I've bean dealt. Case in point, I've had three. I'll let you imagine the logistics.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

I've always been jealous of that, not to mention the ease of having more than one partner at once.

If I could, I'd have two dicks.

That's the thing -- if you were a female, you could. (Inside of you, that is -- and provided you played your cards right.)

You know, being male doesn't mean you can't experience that. I must be either good or lucky with the hands cards I've bean dealt. Case in point, I've had three. I'll let you imagine the logistics.

I just did, and wow. You go with your bottom self.

[Lackadaisical2]

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

I've always been jealous of that, not to mention the ease of having more than one partner at once.

If I could, I'd have two dicks.

That's the thing -- if you were a female, you could. (Inside of you, that is -- and provided you played your cards right.)

You know, being male doesn't mean you can't experience that. I must be either good or lucky with the hands cards I've bean dealt. Case in point, I've had three. I'll let you imagine the logistics.

yeah, but I'm not into guys... wait, well being female wouldn't really help would it?

Let presume I would be a straight female *blech* this isn't working out how I imagined...

Maybe a lesbian who gets drilled by two girls with strap ons, there we go.

[Cennazluga]

Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.

I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

This I know well as I have a teenage male and an adult male in the house and neither of them seem to have figured out how to pee in the toilet. Which makes me think they enjoy pissing outside so much that they abhor and protest using the indoor toilet. Or they simply like to see my head pop off... not sure which.

Plus I think it's easier for men to get off than women, and that whole "orgasm-once-and-your-done" thing kind of sucks for women. At least for me, and women elsewhere as far as I've heard, it's much harder to orgasm than it appears to be for a male. Sure, I might get to enjoy five orgasms in one go, but that happens like what? Once every five months? So, yeah. Another reason to be male... enjoying sex 100%.

100%? hardly. I've had sex and not cum ,as well as having cum and not really enjoyed it.

I agree. Just because we may fire off fairly quickly every once in a while doesn't mean we wanted to or that what was going on was particularly great.

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

[Lackadaisical2]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.

I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

This I know well as I have a teenage male and an adult male in the house and neither of them seem to have figured out how to pee in the toilet. Which makes me think they enjoy pissing outside so much that they abhor and protest using the indoor toilet. Or they simply like to see my head pop off... not sure which.

Plus I think it's easier for men to get off than women, and that whole "orgasm-once-and-your-done" thing kind of sucks for women. At least for me, and women elsewhere as far as I've heard, it's much harder to orgasm than it appears to be for a male. Sure, I might get to enjoy five orgasms in one go, but that happens like what? Once every five months? So, yeah. Another reason to be male... enjoying sex 100%.

100%? hardly. I've had sex and not cum ,as well as having cum and not really enjoyed it.

I agree. Just because we may fire off fairly quickly every once in a while doesn't mean we wanted to or that what was going on was particularly great.

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

Insightful. Thank you guys. I always figured that, if a guy cums, he has enjoyed himself. I don't cum unless it's great, so I thought that's how it worked for guys. How egotistical am I?

As far as the Cheerios go, I don't think the "adult" will tolerate that, and I'm pretty sure my teenager would be mortified. They'll be stuck pissing off the next women that come into their lives. Or pissing on... ah, forget it.

[Cennazluga]

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

I've always been jealous of that, not to mention the ease of having more than one partner at once.

If I could, I'd have two dicks.

That's the thing -- if you were a female, you could. (Inside of you, that is -- and provided you played your cards right.)

You know, being male doesn't mean you can't experience that. I must be either good or lucky with the hands cards I've bean dealt. Case in point, I've had three. I'll let you imagine the logistics.

I just did, and wow. You go with your bottom self.

To be fair, I'm quite versatile. But I do find some pride in my more notable achievements.

yeah, but I'm not into guys... wait, well being female wouldn't really help would it?

Let presume I would be a straight female *blech* this isn't working out how I imagined...

Maybe a lesbian who gets drilled by two girls with strap ons, there we go.

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[Cennazluga]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

Was referring to the poor piss procedure of the men in Grainne Ni Malley's life.

[Cennazluga]

Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.

I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

This I know well as I have a teenage male and an adult male in the house and neither of them seem to have figured out how to pee in the toilet. Which makes me think they enjoy pissing outside so much that they abhor and protest using the indoor toilet. Or they simply like to see my head pop off... not sure which.

Plus I think it's easier for men to get off than women, and that whole "orgasm-once-and-your-done" thing kind of sucks for women. At least for me, and women elsewhere as far as I've heard, it's much harder to orgasm than it appears to be for a male. Sure, I might get to enjoy five orgasms in one go, but that happens like what? Once every five months? So, yeah. Another reason to be male... enjoying sex 100%.

100%? hardly. I've had sex and not cum ,as well as having cum and not really enjoyed it.

I agree. Just because we may fire off fairly quickly every once in a while doesn't mean we wanted to or that what was going on was particularly great.

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

Insightful. Thank you guys. I always figured that, if a guy cums, he has enjoyed himself. I don't cum unless it's great, so I thought that's how it worked for guys. How egotistical am I?

As far as the Cheerios go, I don't think the "adult" will tolerate that, and I'm pretty sure my teenager would be mortified. They'll be stuck pissing off the next women that come into their lives. Or pissing on... ah, forget it.

You know some people are into that sort of thing....

[Lackadaisical2]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

Was referring to the poor piss procedure of the men in Grainne Ni Malley's life.

I see, I was imagining soemthing totally different

[Cennazluga]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

Was referring to the poor piss procedure of the men in Grainne Ni Malley's life.

I see, I was imagining something totally different

Personally I prefer to use donuts. Makes the creme filling even more enjoyable. But I can see how Cheerios and "milk" would be a good combination. Part of this complete breakfast.

[Greater Weedania]

I'd be a guy, just because I already am one. It'd be useful to have some traits of a woman though, like a generally stronger sense of empathy and etc.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

Was referring to the poor piss procedure of the men in Grainne Ni Malley's life.

I see, I was imagining something totally different

Personally I prefer to use donuts. Makes the creme filling even more enjoyable.

Ick.

Am I wrong in thinking that Cheerios are used for target practice in the toilet? Because otherwise that whole donut/creme filling comment just put my mind in a very bad place.

[Vectrova]

If I had to choose, I'd be a shapeshifter. Even still, I like being female enough to keep that as a default.

[Lackadaisical2]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

Was referring to the poor piss procedure of the men in Grainne Ni Malley's life.

I see, I was imagining something totally different

Personally I prefer to use donuts. Makes the creme filling even more enjoyable.

Ick.

Am I wrong in thinking that Cheerios are used for target practice in the toilet? Because otherwise that whole donut/creme filling comment just put my mind in a very bad place.

I think thats what he meant originally. I usually play the game where I try to fill the water's surface with bubbles.

Peeing sounds really boring as a girl

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Peeing sounds really boring as a girl

Not really. We can always do Kegel exercises.

[Cennazluga]

Also it seems like someone needs to get a box of Cheerios and set up a Saturday morning round of target practice.

I have no idea what that means Cenni, but it made me laugh at the possibilities.

Was referring to the poor piss procedure of the men in Grainne Ni Malley's life.

I see, I was imagining something totally different

Personally I prefer to use donuts. Makes the creme filling even more enjoyable.

Ick.

Am I wrong in thinking that Cheerios are used for target practice in the toilet? Because otherwise that whole donut/creme filling comment just put my mind in a very bad place.

I think thats what he meant originally. I usually play the game where I try to fill the water's surface with bubbles.

Peeing sounds really boring as a girl

Yes, the Cheerios would be the little soggy ships in your liquid air raid.

I must apologise for the quickness with which I come upon arrive at a conversation's limits.

[Tkdkidsx2]

If I could, I would like to be a female for a week or so, just out of curiosity of what it would be like.

However, permanently I would rather be a male.

[Czardas]

I would like to be genderless. I've always felt that way, and frankly, penises are ugly, annoying, and get in the way.

^ This.

In fact, I have a fairly quick and easy solution (*glances at box cutters*) but I think it would be best if I worked out an alternative way to remove urine from my system before I take it.

[Cameroi]

i would choose to be a member of a sentient species from a world that had more then two options.

[Lackadaisical2]

I would like to be genderless. I've always felt that way, and frankly, penises are ugly, annoying, and get in the way.

^ This.

In fact, I have a fairly quick and easy solution (*glances at box cutters*) but I think it would be best if I worked out an alternative way to remove urine from my system before I take it.

Wouldn't cutting off your balls be a better method? I mean its the hormones that do it, not having a flap of flesh for waste excretion.

[Iniika]

I'd like to switch gender at will to suit my mood. A kind of Orlando trick but more deliberate.

Yeah, this sounds good. Some days, you just wanna have a dick, and some days, its better without one :/