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What would you choose?

Male
99
54%
Female
46
25%
Hermaphrodite
13
7%
Other (explain yourself immediately)
26
14%
 
Total votes : 184

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2nd PLT
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Postby 2nd PLT » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:03 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
2nd PLT wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Altamirus wrote:You should know better, Sailor DI, you what happens to girls would wander by a lake of tentacles.


Yeah. I know. I'm going to end up raping a tentacle monster again. I'm not an addict, it's just something I enjoy.

I'm sure they'd do the same to us, given half the chance.

*Still in voice*
THAT"S WHY WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!!!


We could always kill most of them, and breed the rest until they become tame sex aids.

EXACTALY!
you work on the 2nd part.
I'll work on killing them!
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:04 pm

2nd PLT wrote:EXACTLY!
you work on the 2nd part.
I'll work on killing them!


Come here, cute squiddly widdly.

Aww...he wants to come and play!
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Postby Cennazluga » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:23 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
New Sociopia wrote:I would like to be genderless. I've always felt that way, and frankly, penises are ugly, annoying, and get in the way.


In the way of what?

Zippers. :(

New Sociopia wrote:In the way of sliding down banisters.

I think ur doin it wrong. You've got to pull your knees to your chin and spin.

oh, wait... that technique's not for banisters... :unsure: ...never mind.

p.s. not all penises are ugly
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Postby Straughn » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:23 pm

Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

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Postby 2nd PLT » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:25 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
2nd PLT wrote:EXACTLY!
you work on the 2nd part.
I'll work on killing them!


Come here, cute squiddly widdly.

Aww...he wants to come and play!

WAIT!! KILL HIM!!
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First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
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Straughn
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Postby Straughn » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:28 pm

Vedrenheim wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.


Your actions are illogical.

Planetary re-origination request sent.

Could be an adaptation in the transitional species sense.
Good luck with that request though, i could definitely use that more than you know.

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:30 pm

2nd PLT wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
2nd PLT wrote:EXACTLY!
you work on the 2nd part.
I'll work on killing them!


Come here, cute squiddly widdly.

Aww...he wants to come and play!

WAIT!! KILL HIM!!


But he's so friendly! Look he wants to say hi to you! :)
Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
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Postby 2nd PLT » Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:33 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
2nd PLT wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
2nd PLT wrote:EXACTLY!
you work on the 2nd part.
I'll work on killing them!


Come here, cute squiddly widdly.

Aww...he wants to come and play!

WAIT!! KILL HIM!!


But he's so friendly! Look he wants to say hi to you! :)

AHHH!!!
*Cuts tentacle creature in half*
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First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
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Postby Barzan » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:28 pm

Straughn wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

What about the female uniforms from TOS? Those were much more revealing and sexy.
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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:38 pm

Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

What about the female uniforms from TOS? Those were much more revealing and sexy.

Pretty much. I must thank the person(s) who designed those outfits. I'd shake hands, but my palm is currently a bit sticky.
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Postby Straughn » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:41 pm

Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

What about the female uniforms from TOS? Those were much more revealing and sexy.
That AND the women were actually sexier, on the whole.

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Postby Barzan » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:48 pm

Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

What about the female uniforms from TOS? Those were much more revealing and sexy.
That AND the women were actually sexier, on the whole.

Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.
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Postby Straughn » Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:57 pm

Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

What about the female uniforms from TOS? Those were much more revealing and sexy.
That AND the women were actually sexier, on the whole.

Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.
I may actually be able to afford a few seasons of that here shortly, if things look up. That was an underrated series, by far.
I remember it, but not well enough. It's been some time since i've seen it.

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Postby Barzan » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:00 am

Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.
I may actually be able to afford a few seasons of that here shortly, if things look up. That was an underrated series, by far.
I remember it, but not well enough. It's been some time since i've seen it.

I'm only watching it for the first time now. I never gave it a chance back when it was first on, regrettably.
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Postby Kalasparata » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:01 am

I'm glad being a male, I don't want to go through that. Also I want a kid which is supposably really painful to do.......
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:02 am

Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.
I may actually be able to afford a few seasons of that here shortly, if things look up. That was an underrated series, by far.
I remember it, but not well enough. It's been some time since i've seen it.

I'm only watching it for the first time now. I never gave it a chance back when it was first on, regrettably.

I tried to watch it, but I just got really bored trying.
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Postby Barzan » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:04 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.
I may actually be able to afford a few seasons of that here shortly, if things look up. That was an underrated series, by far.
I remember it, but not well enough. It's been some time since i've seen it.

I'm only watching it for the first time now. I never gave it a chance back when it was first on, regrettably.

I tried to watch it, but I just got really bored trying.

It gets good after the first season.
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Postby 2nd PLT » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:04 am

Kalasparata wrote:Zit Stats wiz z "M"

By the way, that was me typing in some Euro accsent, I'm not sure which one

Ain't Euro accent
and answer the question, If you could chose your gender which would it be?
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Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
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Postby Straughn » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:08 am

Barzan wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.
I may actually be able to afford a few seasons of that here shortly, if things look up. That was an underrated series, by far.
I remember it, but not well enough. It's been some time since i've seen it.

I'm only watching it for the first time now. I never gave it a chance back when it was first on, regrettably.

I tried to watch it, but I just got really bored trying.

It gets good after the first season.

Yup. There was a bit of shift on the writing and production, iirc, and the focus on the nature of writing changed for the better.
I liked the premiere episode, though, for some of the ideas they were trying to tackle, and the contempt Sisko was showing for Picard. It was cute.

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Postby Lord-General Drache » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:28 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.


I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.
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Postby JuNii » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:28 am

Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Barzan wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Blitzkrenia wrote:
Straughn wrote:
Vedrenheim wrote:Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.
Would you make the same argument for first year ST:TNG Ship's Counselor uniforms? Or perhaps a few seasons in ....
?

What about the female uniforms from TOS? Those were much more revealing and sexy.
That AND the women were actually sexier, on the whole.

Actually I liked the DS9 episode where they went back in time to Kirk's ship. They all wore the old uniforms, including Dax. Then there was also that one woman who came on to Dr Bashir.

"and the women wore even less..." was her quote when she walked out of the 'changing room' wearing that mini-skirt...
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:32 am

Lord-General Drache wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.


I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

I dunno, the time wasted pulling down whatever you're wearing, and cleaning up after seems significant.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

I've always been jealous of that, not to mention the ease of having more than one partner at once.

If I could, I'd have two dicks.
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Postby Barzan » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:41 am

JuNii wrote:"and the women wore even less..." was her quote when she walked out of the 'changing room' wearing that mini-skirt...

And she looked quite alluring when she said it.


Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Lord-General Drache wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.


I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

I dunno, the time wasted pulling down whatever you're wearing, and cleaning up after seems significant.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.

I've always been jealous of that, not to mention the ease of having more than one partner at once.

If I could, I'd have two dicks.

That's the thing -- if you were a female, you could. (Inside of you, that is -- and provided you played your cards right.)
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Postby Straughn » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:43 am

JuNii wrote:"and the women wore even less..." was her quote when she walked out of the 'changing room' wearing that mini-skirt...

Num.

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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:14 am

Lord-General Drache wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Thanks to my son, I have "The Seed of Chucky" on in the background and it got me thinking. If you could choose your gender, which one would you pick and why?

I am thinking I would choose to be a man. I am tired of all my female "problems" and I really wish I could pee standing up. I'll include a hermaphrodite option in the poll just to keep it open.


I'm sure it's been covered but pissing standing up is REALLY overrated, especially if you share a bathroom with other males. They tend to have poor aim and no concept of hygiene.

Personally, I think I'd choose female. Multiple orgasms and multiple anatomical spots for inducing them is neat.


This I know well as I have a teenage male and an adult male in the house and neither of them seem to have figured out how to pee in the toilet. Which makes me think they enjoy pissing outside so much that they abhor and protest using the indoor toilet. Or they simply like to see my head pop off... not sure which.

Plus I think it's easier for men to get off than women, and that whole "orgasm-once-and-your-done" thing kind of sucks for women. At least for me, and women elsewhere as far as I've heard, it's much harder to orgasm than it appears to be for a male. Sure, I might get to enjoy five orgasms in one go, but that happens like what? Once every five months? So, yeah. Another reason to be male... enjoying sex 100%.
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Гроня Ни Маллий - In fond memory of Dyakovo. I will always remember you. Thank you for the laughs.

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