Male or Female?

[Gimmadonis]

I'd change to be a girl for a while.

Fuck year, multi-tasking.

[Barzan]

Female, just out of curiousity.

Plus, shaving and pattern baldness are a pain in the arse.

Same; but only if this is magic, and it's a perfect change. Also, I want a back option; I might want to change back if I do not like living as a female.

Try to obtain a sample of SCP-113.

^Barzan, prepare to get your mind blown.

No ganks.

The process of transformation has been described as excruciatingly painful. The initial bonding process causes tissue damage similar to third-degree burns, penetrating into subcutaneous fat and muscle tissue in rare cases. The "wave" described in the second stage causes extreme nausea and vomiting, along with feeling similar to burning across the skin and through internal organs.

That doesn't sound either sexy or fun

[2nd PLT]

Female, just out of curiousity.

Plus, shaving and pattern baldness are a pain in the arse.

Same; but only if this is magic, and it's a perfect change. Also, I want a back option; I might want to change back if I do not like living as a female.

Try to obtain a sample of SCP-113.

^Barzan, prepare to get your mind blown.

No ganks.

The process of transformation has been described as excruciatingly painful. The initial bonding process causes tissue damage similar to third-degree burns, penetrating into subcutaneous fat and muscle tissue in rare cases. The "wave" described in the second stage causes extreme nausea and vomiting, along with feeling similar to burning across the skin and through internal organs.

That doesn't sound either sexy or fun

I could put up with the pain, it THIS part that gets me.

The third-stage process of transformation has a failure rate of approximately 25%. In about half of failed transformation, partial or complete obliteration of the genitals is experienced, along with lacerations of the skin and abdominal organs as they transform at slightly different rates. An additional half of failed cases result in death of the subject by severe organ trauma or internal bleeding, or partial or complete paralysis.

Especially the bold parts.
I couldn't live with that.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I would like to be able to swap at will, while also being given flashy battle powers. I'd then fight alongside my team of superpowered hotties, forming alliances with other teams of the same against common enemies in a fight which has no purpose but to decide a squabble between hugely powerful beings from space (controlling, manipulative beings called "moderators"). There would also be lots of fanservice.

There's a little voice in the back of my head going "DI, STOP WATCHING BAD ANIME". Luckily, that voice gets regularly crushed by a giant anvil.

[Maurepas]

I would like to be able to swap at will, while also being given flashy battle powers. I'd then fight alongside my team of superpowered hotties, forming alliances with other teams of the same against common enemies in a fight which has no purpose but to decide a squabble between hugely powerful beings from space (controlling, manipulative beings called "moderators"). There would also be lots of fanservice.

There's a little voice in the back of my head going "DI, STOP WATCHING BAD ANIME". Luckily, that voice gets regularly crushed by a giant anvil.

Seriously though, that bad anime's dangerous,

[Lackadaisical2]

I would like to be able to swap at will, while also being given flashy battle powers. I'd then fight alongside my team of superpowered hotties, forming alliances with other teams of the same against common enemies in a fight which has no purpose but to decide a squabble between hugely powerful beings from space (controlling, manipulative beings called "moderators"). There would also be lots of fanservice.

There's a little voice in the back of my head going "DI, STOP WATCHING BAD ANIME". Luckily, that voice gets regularly crushed by a giant anvil.

I liked that show.

It would be awesome to spend a a month or three as a girl, just to see how things would go, I'd also like to spend three months in every country on earth, and have save states I could load if I fuck up, but alas, life isn't so easy.

[Pope Joan]

I'd be a guy. Many advantages to being one. Plus, I wouldn't have to cook or clean kidding.

But I cook and clean!

And am secure in my gender role...

...mostly...

[Haevhra]

I would choose to be a girl. I don't know why, but I've never really liked being a guy.

[The Parkus Empire]

Male. While I can see the advantages of being female, I'm just too used to my penis, which I am rather adept at using.

[Dumb Ideologies]

^ Sailor Moon and NSG mixed together?

Oh my, that is a terrifying thought. No, wait, if you mixed Sailor Moon and NSG together, it'd probably come out a lot like this, which I continue to regard as an unheralded classic :3

I liked that show

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was awesome (I rated it nine out of ten on some site or other). But it was awesome in a way where you're sitting there going "oh Gods, why the hell am I enjoying this" and you can practically visualize your higher power of choice sitting up in the sky shaking their head at you.

[2nd PLT]

^ Sailor Moon and NSG mixed together?

Oh my, that is a terrifying thought. No, wait, if you mixed Sailor Moon and NSG together, it'd probably come out a lot like this, which I continue to regard as an unheralded classic :3

Venus 5?
Yeah I could see that.
"Sailor DI"

[Lackadaisical2]

^ Sailor Moon and NSG mixed together?

Oh my, that is a terrifying thought. No, wait, if you mixed Sailor Moon and NSG together, it'd probably come out a lot like this, which I continue to regard as an unheralded classic :3

Hm... Googles.

I liked that show

Don't get me wrong, I thought it was awesome (I rated it nine out of ten on some site or other). But it was awesome in a way where you're sitting there going "oh Gods, why the hell am I enjoying this" and you can practically visualize your higher power of choice sitting up in the sky shaking their head at you.

Mayhaps, it was strange, and funny.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Gah. Why do people always catch and quote my posts in the five seconds before I realise I screwed up the quotes?

I'M IN DESPAIR.

[2nd PLT]

Gah. Why do people always catch and quote my posts in the five seconds before I realise I screwed up the quotes?

I'M IN DESPAIR.

*In stereotypical male leader character voice*
DON'T DESPAIR SAILOR DI, YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO!

[Lackadaisical2]

Gah. Why do people always catch and quote my posts in the five seconds before I realise I screwed up the quotes?

I'M IN DESPAIR.

dun worry, I fixed it.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Gah. Why do people always catch and quote my posts in the five seconds before I realise I screwed up the quotes?

I'M IN DESPAIR.

*In stereotypical male leader character voice*
DON'T DESPAIR SAILOR DI, YOU HAVE A JOB TO DO!

Fine, fine. I'll go deliver the pizza to that building just past Tentacle Lake.

I'M NOT DOING IT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

*blushes*

[Vedrenheim]

Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Do they have any use for this brand new car?

*cut to shiny red sportscar with sexy robot lying across the bonnet*

[Vedrenheim]

Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Do they have any use for this brand new car?

*cut to shiny red sportscar with sexy robot lying across the bonnet?*

*Pushes other sexy robot away, starts humping car.*

[Dumb Ideologies]

You should know better, Sailor DI, you what happens to girls would wander by a lake of tentacles.

Yeah. I know. I'm going to end up raping a tentacle monster again. I'm not an addict, it's just something I enjoy.

I'm sure they'd do the same to us, given half the chance.

[Straughn]

Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

[2nd PLT]

You should know better, Sailor DI, you what happens to girls would wander by a lake of tentacles.

Yeah. I know. I'm going to end up raping a tentacle monster again. I'm not an addict, it's just something I enjoy.

I'm sure they'd do the same to us, given half the chance.

*Still in voice*
THAT"S WHY WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!!!

[Vedrenheim]

Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

Your actions are illogical.

Planetary re-origination request sent.

[Blitzkrenia]

Neither. Robots have no use for your 'penii' and 'vaginas'.

Data, although not a robot in a strict sense, seemed to do just fine, with training in multiple techniques.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulzggNE1x1qaqrv3.jpg
Sure seemed like a use at the time for both.

I prefer Tasha Yar in her Starfleet suit. Whoever designed them must be a pervert.

[Dumb Ideologies]

You should know better, Sailor DI, you what happens to girls would wander by a lake of tentacles.

Yeah. I know. I'm going to end up raping a tentacle monster again. I'm not an addict, it's just something I enjoy.

I'm sure they'd do the same to us, given half the chance.

*Still in voice*
THAT"S WHY WE MUST STOP THEM NOW!!!

We could always kill most of them, and breed the rest until they become tame sex aids.