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Mall Santa lays smackdown on molester step-dad

Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:28 pm

http://thuglifevideos.com/mall-santa-be ... -molester/
Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard,” an eyewitness said. “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing ans screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherf*cker!’ over and over again. It was damn surreal.


2016 has been a shit year, so it's nice to see a story of a scumbag get what he deserves. Even better when it's delivered by frigging Santa.
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Postby New United States of Columbia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:32 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:http://thuglifevideos.com/mall-santa-beats-up-child-molester/
Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard,” an eyewitness said. “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing ans screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherf*cker!’ over and over again. It was damn surreal.


2016 has been a shit year, so it's nice to see a story of a scumbag get what he deserves. Even better when it's delivered by frigging Santa.

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Postby Escocaria » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:33 pm

The kiddie-fiddler got what he deserved but yeah, the mall Santa should still do some time. I mean, he did break the law by just punching the ever living shit out of the dude.
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Postby Storica » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:34 pm

Maybe Santa is really Liam Neeson?
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Postby Prusselanden » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:35 pm

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Postby PaNTuXIa » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:35 pm

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Postby Gig em Aggies » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:36 pm

Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherf*cker

My favorite quote of all sounds like something that Santa Claws from Neptune would say.

Plus where's Krampus and his sack of horror toys when you need him.
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:36 pm

Fuck yes.

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Postby Galloism » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:37 pm

Obviously vigilante violence is not ok.

That being said, where's the fucking video? There needs to be video.
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Postby Drayxaso » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:38 pm

The best part is that the witness describes the beatdown in the most freaking amazing way.
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Postby Galloism » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:39 pm

Union of Soviet Stellar Republics wrote:http://www.snopes.com/mall-santa-beat-up-child-molester/

I'm conflicted by this.
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Postby Tulov » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:39 pm

Give that Santa a medal. Hell, give him two.

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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:39 pm

Union of Soviet Stellar Republics wrote:http://www.snopes.com/mall-santa-beat-up-child-molester/

Boo! Fun ruiner!

Now 2016 is back down to having one awesome moment.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:39 pm

What's the discussion here?

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Postby Gig em Aggies » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:41 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:What's the discussion here?

I lock.

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We'll Mr. sheep seems you lost the touch
“One of the serious problems of planning against Aggie doctrine is that the Aggies do not read their manuals nor do they feel any obligations to follow their doctrine.”
“The reason that the Aggies does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the Aggies practices chaos on a daily basis.”
“If we don’t know what we are doing, the enemy certainly can’t anticipate our future actions!”

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:42 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:What's the discussion here?

I lock.

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We'll Mr. sheep seems you lost the touch


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Postby Old Tyrannia » Thu Dec 15, 2016 4:42 pm

Gig em Aggies wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:What's the discussion here?

I lock.

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We'll Mr. sheep seems you lost the touch

Looks like I'm picking up the slack for the old-timers again. :p
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