Trump MAGAthread II: Donald and Mike go to the White House

[Arlenton]

A militia against an entire army. Life does not work like a video game unfortunately.

The Viet cong did it.

They merely managed to survive until the US pulled out.

[Hittanryan]

Then join the military.

No the military serves Obama and Trump and with Trump in office it's practically the Russian army. If and when Russia invades and Texas is a target I'd gladly invoke my constitutional right to join a militia for self-defense against foreign invasion.

Texas isn't Afghanistan. Your militia would get curbstomped by local police forces before Trump ever invited Russian troops onto American soil.

[Balkenreich]

Since when was Texas ever a "country"?

Republic of Texas?

The Alamo?

Texas war for independence?

Come on, Corrian.

[Thermodolia]

A militia against an entire army. Life does not work like a video game unfortunately.

But it does work like Red Dawn. All your friends are dead, but you manage to run a bunch of Cubans out of a rinky dink town in the Mountain West.

Or in the new update the Norks

[Uxupox]

Since when was Texas ever a "country"?

1836-1846

[Gauthier]

A militia against an entire army. Life does not work like a video game unfortunately.

The Viet cong did it.

With support from a superpower or two.

[Eol Sha]

A militia against an entire army. Life does not work like a video game unfortunately.

The Viet cong did it.

No, they didn't. They destroyed themselves with the Tet Offensive and then the NVA took over and decided to win the war.

[Dushan]

@Neuwland

I think the ukrainians are still taking volunteers.

[Balkenreich]

The Viet cong did it.

With support from a superpower or two.

They love the fuck out of us for some reason.

Must be something in the water.

[Eol Sha]

The Viet cong did it.

They merely managed to survive until the US pulled out.

They didn't even manage to do that. They were done as a fighting force by mid '68.

[Thermodolia]

No Eastern Europe

Fulda Gap?

If Ivan gets that far it will be lights out for the northern hemisphere

[Eol Sha]

Since when was Texas ever a "country"?

Republic of Texas?

The Alamo?

Texas war for independence?

Come on, Corrian.

Not everyone is familiar with Texas' glorious past.

[Neuwland]

No the military serves Obama and Trump and with Trump in office it's practically the Russian army. If and when Russia invades and Texas is a target I'd gladly invoke my constitutional right to join a militia for self-defense against foreign invasion.

Texas isn't Afghanistan. Your militia would get curbstomped by local police forces before Trump ever invited Russian troops onto American soil.

Yet again when Russia invades the nation will rise in arms and fight them to the end. With knives and stones until victory is never possible for Russia.

Take a good look at Russia's army here in Texas your average JV freshman football player looks more like a Commando than this scum bag.

[Thermodolia]

No Eastern Europe

Ah. So Frankfurt? Venice? Thessaloniki?

Venice sounds like a nice place to die

[Balkenreich]

Republic of Texas?

The Alamo?

Texas war for independence?

Come on, Corrian.

Not everyone is familiar with Texas' glorious past.

Indeed.

Which is why im challenging the Mexicans to Round II.

i need a excuse to go the Juarez anyway.

[Balkenreich]

Ah. So Frankfurt? Venice? Thessaloniki?

Venice sounds like a nice place to die

>implying the city hasnt been sunk via bombing or Arty

[Eol Sha]

Not everyone is familiar with Texas' glorious past.

Indeed.

Which is why im challenging the Mexicans to Round II.

i need a excuse to go the Juarez anyway.

Just cross from El Paso. Shouldn't be too hard. Watch for bullets, though.

[Corrian]

Since when was Texas ever a "country"?

Republic of Texas?

The Alamo?

Texas war for independence?

Come on, Corrian.

I did mention I'm ignorant of history.

[Thermodolia]

Texas isn't Afghanistan. Your militia would get curbstomped by local police forces before Trump ever invited Russian troops onto American soil.

Yet again when Russia invades the nation will rise in arms and fight them to the end. With knives and stones until victory is never possible for Russia.

Take a good look at Russia's army here in Texas your average JV freshman football player looks more like a Commando than this scum bag.

You do realize that infantry mean shit when the enemy has control of the sky?

[Balkenreich]

Texas isn't Afghanistan. Your militia would get curbstomped by local police forces before Trump ever invited Russian troops onto American soil.

Yet again when Russia invades the nation will rise in arms and fight them to the end. With knives and stones until victory is never possible for Russia.

Take a good look at Russia's army here in Texas your average JV freshman football player looks more like a Commando than this scum bag.

Are you even Texan?

[Neuwland]

Yet again when Russia invades the nation will rise in arms and fight them to the end. With knives and stones until victory is never possible for Russia.

Take a good look at Russia's army here in Texas your average JV freshman football player looks more like a Commando than this scum bag.

Are you even Texan?

Yes

[Thermodolia]

Venice sounds like a nice place to die

>implying the city hasnt been sunk via bombing or Arty

>implying that Venice hasn't sunk already

[Balkenreich]

Indeed.

Which is why im challenging the Mexicans to Round II.

i need a excuse to go the Juarez anyway.

Just cross from El Paso. Shouldn't be too hard. Watch for bullets, though.

WHich is why god invented the M1A2.

120mm of pure, uncut, Sexy Freedom.

[Ifreann]

Yet again when Russia invades the nation will rise in arms and fight them to the end. With knives and stones until victory is never possible for Russia.

Take a good look at Russia's army here in Texas your average JV freshman football player looks more like a Commando than this scum bag.

You do realize that infantry mean shit when the enemy has control of the sky?

Ramirez! Take out that MiG with your socks!

[Eol Sha]

Yet again when Russia invades the nation will rise in arms and fight them to the end. With knives and stones until victory is never possible for Russia.

Take a good look at Russia's army here in Texas your average JV freshman football player looks more like a Commando than this scum bag.

You do realize that infantry mean shit when the enemy has control of the sky?

Ah, but when have planes ever stopped a Hussar?