Trump MAGAthread II: Donald and Mike go to the White House

[Thermodolia]

I trust you'll be the first to enlist in the military if hostilities break out? It's easy to be brave from across an ocean.

I must say, on a personal level, chickenhawks are some of the most despicable people I've ever heard of.

And we are about to swear one into the office of the president

[New haven america]

Yet again me alone with a rifle isn't enough. The entire world needs to unite against Russia.

No thanks.

Actually, the US could take on Russia, we just choose not to. (Though, with what they did during the elections... oh boy.)

[Eol Sha]

Yet again me alone with a rifle isn't enough. The entire world needs to unite against Russia.

No thanks.

I dunno, WRA, you're business might make bank after DC is nuked, the government falls apart, and people start rushing to buy guns for protection. Who knows, maybe you can set up a partnership with Russian gun sellers dealing with the same situation after Moscow is nuked.

[Hittanryan]

I trust you'll be the first to enlist in the military if hostilities break out? It's easy to be brave from across an ocean.

For Texas yes. I am a Texan and proud of it and would love to defend a Free Texas from the bear.
#Texit2K17
#FreeUkraine
#FreeSyria

So you won't be enlisting in the greater war against Russia which you advocate, but you will bravely support sending thousands of other people to their deaths.

Good to know.

[Neuwland]

I don't have the power to do so.

Thankfully.


My foreign policy ideas are fucking insane and even I know to not get into a war with Russia

Well it looks like Trump isn't the only one who talks big.

[Thermodolia]

Sure you do, hop on a plane to Moscow and where a rainbow shirt stating that you support gay rights.

Putin will be no match for you.

I don't support the LGBT and I find it hilarious that Putin and them fight so much.

> doesn't support LGBT
> is mad that Putin and co are fighting LGBT

What?

[Eol Sha]

I must say, on a personal level, chickenhawks are some of the most despicable people I've ever heard of.

And we are about to swear one into the office of the president

Can we consider Dubya and Cheney chickenhawks?

[Neuwland]

For Texas yes. I am a Texan and proud of it and would love to defend a Free Texas from the bear.
#Texit2K17
#FreeUkraine
#FreeSyria

So you won't be enlisting in the greater war against Russia which you advocate, but you will bravely support sending thousands of other people to their deaths.

Good to know.

This may be a political forum but I'm not afraid to stand up for myself or Texas.
God bless the South.

[Neuwland]

I don't support the LGBT and I find it hilarious that Putin and them fight so much.

> doesn't support LGBT
> is mad that Putin and co are fighting LGBT

What?

I'm happy they fight each other I love it.

[Hittanryan]

No thanks.

I dunno, WRA, you're business might make bank after DC is nuked, the government falls apart, and people start rushing to buy guns for protection. Who knows, maybe you can set up a partnership with Russian gun sellers dealing with the same situation after Moscow is nuked.

Unless I get a Pip-Boy and an ability to respec my SPECIAL and Skills before then, I'm not interested in living in any world which could be mistaken for a Fallout game.

[Washington Resistance Army]

No thanks.

I dunno, WRA, you're business might make bank after DC is nuked, the government falls apart, and people start rushing to buy guns for protection. Who knows, maybe you can set up a partnership with Russian gun sellers dealing with the same situation after Moscow is nuked.

Hmmm

As a filthy capitalist this idea has my support.

[Thermodolia]

Thankfully.


My foreign policy ideas are fucking insane and even I know to not get into a war with Russia

Well it looks like Trump isn't the only one who talks big.

Look dude I'm in the military and I don't want to die in Siberia

[Galloism]

Well it looks like Trump isn't the only one who talks big.

Look dude I'm in the military and I don't want to die in Siberia

Oh come on, we just invade Russia from the west and conquer them entirely.

That's never gone badly for anyone before.

[Thermodolia]

And we are about to swear one into the office of the president

Can we consider Dubya and Cheney chickenhawks?

Well Dubya did actually serve but Cheney is fair game.

[Hittanryan]

So you won't be enlisting in the greater war against Russia which you advocate, but you will bravely support sending thousands of other people to their deaths.

Good to know.

This may be a political forum but I'm not afraid to stand up for myself or Texas.
God bless the South.

You apparently won't, however, pick up a rifle and serve in the war you advocate.

[Neuwland]

Well it looks like Trump isn't the only one who talks big.

Look dude I'm in the military and I don't want to die in Siberia

Cool, that's wonderful, When Trump and Putin are holding hands and the Red army is marching down NYC you'll remember this statement.

[Ebliania]

I dunno, WRA, you're business might make bank after DC is nuked, the government falls apart, and people start rushing to buy guns for protection. Who knows, maybe you can set up a partnership with Russian gun sellers dealing with the same situation after Moscow is nuked.

Hmmm

As a filthy capitalist this idea has my support.

Won't work if Trump nukes the blue states.

[New haven america]

I don't have the power to do so.

Thankfully.


My foreign policy ideas are fucking insane and even I know to not get into a war with Russia

Actually, the US could go to war with Russia, and win.

People underestimate the US' military capabilities.

[Collatis]

And we are about to swear one into the office of the president

Can we consider Dubya and Cheney chickenhawks?

Dick Cheney is no chickenhawk. He once shot a man!

Sure, it was his hunting partner, but close enough

[Eol Sha]

Well it looks like Trump isn't the only one who talks big.

Look dude I'm in the military and I don't want to die in Siberia

How 'bout in Sevastopol? Murmansk?

[Neuwland]

This may be a political forum but I'm not afraid to stand up for myself or Texas.
God bless the South.

You apparently won't, however, pick up a rifle and serve in the war you advocate.

The moment when the first Russian boot hits the ground a barrel will be pointed accordingly.

[Eol Sha]

Can we consider Dubya and Cheney chickenhawks?

Well Dubya did actually serve but Cheney is fair game.

In the Texas Air National Guard, mind you, but, yeah, you're right.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Hmmm

As a filthy capitalist this idea has my support.

Won't work if Trump nukes the blue states.

Democrats don't buy guns anyways, it'll work out.

[Neuwland]

Hmmm

As a filthy capitalist this idea has my support.

Won't work if Trump nukes the blue states.

The snake was a Democrat for the longest time

[Galloism]

You apparently won't, however, pick up a rifle and serve in the war you advocate.

The moment when the first Russian boot hits the ground a barrel will be pointed accordingly.

Your beer is not going to help the situation.