Trump MAGAthread II: Donald and Mike go to the White House

[Lady Scylla]

Conspirisah. I've got some tinfoil if you want it.

Does it come with pizza?

As long as you don't bring a rifle, yeah.

[Hittanryan]

That would be cruel. To the puppy. Trump would throw a fit demanding the puppy be shot as a Danger To The President.

I would expect a Twitter Torrent with a lot of "SAD" and "FAIL" but I think his Minister of Apologies, Kellyanne Conway, would spirit the puppy away pretty quick.

Conway sits there and denies things Trump said when they are directly quoted to her.

[Gauthier]

I would expect a Twitter Torrent with a lot of "SAD" and "FAIL" but I think his Minister of Apologies, Kellyanne Conway, would spirit the puppy away pretty quick.

Conway sits there and denies things Trump said when they are directly quoted to her.

Trump could molest a girl in front of her and she'd spin away like she was going to change into Wonder Woman.

[Uxupox]

Who in her team is gonna reveal that?

Conspirisah. I've got some tinfoil if you want it.

It's not unlawful to kill an enemy of the United States.

[Lady Scylla]

Conspirisah. I've got some tinfoil if you want it.

It's not unlawful to kill an enemy of the United States.

Well, that's a good way to end up on sudden thin ice.

[Neuwland]

Quick fast facts about Trump and Putin
1. Trump is a Russian agent in a legal sense
2. Putin was the head of the KGB and this may be theoretical but he likely has killed Americans or at least plotted to
3. Trump's wife is from Yugoslavia which was a Slavic Communist country and his former wife Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia
4. Donald Trump was a Democrat (kind of hypocritical in my opinion)
5. There is several instances where he could have been charged with fraud
6. Is the wall really to keep people out or in?

#WakeUPAmerica2017

[Gauthier]

6. Is the wall really to keep people out or in?

#TrumplinWall

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Old meme vs meme president

[Isyrannaea]

Quick fast facts about Trump and Putin
1. Trump is a Russian agent in a legal sense
2. Putin was the head of the KGB and this may be theoretical but he likely has killed Americans or at least plotted to
3. Trump's wife is from Yugoslavia which was a Slavic Communist country and his former wife Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia
4. Donald Trump was a Democrat (kind of hypocritical in my opinion)
5. There is several instances where he could have been charged with fraud
6. Is the wall really to keep people out or in?

#WakeUPAmerica2017

*tips tinfoil hat*

[New haven america]

Trump thinks the Presidency is joke.

Seriously, look at his Twitter, no intelligent human... oh wait...

[Trahanland]

Old meme vs meme president

'I delt it'
I hate twitter.

[Dahon]

Miss Obama? Please, by February we're going to miss the eloquence of George W. Bush and the touchy-feely, kumbaya bi-partisanship of the Bill Clinton era.

Did somebody say miss George Bush? Wow, didn't even make it into the new administration before people started unintentionally referencing my flag.

You. This. Now.

It'll hurt -- really really hurt -- when the time comes.

[Dushan]

Message of the Day:

The world was gloomy before I won - there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 2165558273

Related sources: http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/26/presiden ... pping.html

[The Rich Port]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/politics/ ... uit-trump/

*sigh*

[Southerly Gentleman]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/politics/usa-freedom-kids-lawsuit-trump/

*sigh*

Done for attention, no doubt. The small compensation they're seeking makes no other explanation possible.

[Novus America]

Quick fast facts about Trump and Putin
1. Trump is a Russian agent in a legal sense
2. Putin was the head of the KGB and this may be theoretical but he likely has killed Americans or at least plotted to
3. Trump's wife is from Yugoslavia which was a Slavic Communist country and his former wife Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia
4. Donald Trump was a Democrat (kind of hypocritical in my opinion)
5. There is several instances where he could have been charged with fraud
6. Is the wall really to keep people out or in?

#WakeUPAmerica2017

1) Citation needed. What law are you referring to?
2) Putin was NEVER head of the KGB. He was a KGB agent but not that high up.
3) Simply being from a formerly Soviet controlled country means nothing.
4) This is actually true.
5) Only specific forms of fraud are a crime. In general fraud is a civil matter. Trump has been sued for fraud, but not charged with a crime.
6) Umm this makes little sense as people can leave other ways than crossing the US Mexico border.
Also the existing border wall is quite easy to get out of. Expanding it would not change this.

Trump has done bad things. There is a lot negative about him that is true. Stick to the truth not this stuff.

[Vassenor]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/politics/usa-freedom-kids-lawsuit-trump/

*sigh*

Done for attention, no doubt. The small compensation they're seeking makes no other explanation possible.

Remember kids, the only reason to seek redress for your grievances is to get attention.

[Southerly Gentleman]

Quick fast facts about Trump and Putin
1. Trump is a Russian agent in a legal sense
2. Putin was the head of the KGB and this may be theoretical but he likely has killed Americans or at least plotted to
3. Trump's wife is from Yugoslavia which was a Slavic Communist country and his former wife Ivana was from Communist Czechoslovakia
4. Donald Trump was a Democrat (kind of hypocritical in my opinion)
5. There is several instances where he could have been charged with fraud
6. Is the wall really to keep people out or in?

#WakeUPAmerica2017

2) Putin was NEVER head of the KGB. He was a KGB agent but not that high up.

Small nitpick, he was the director of the FSB in the late 90s -- which isn't the KGB, granted, but it is the spiritual successor.

[Gauthier]

Done for attention, no doubt. The small compensation they're seeking makes no other explanation possible.

Remember kids, the only reason to seek redress for your grievances is to get attention.

Seeking damages for getting stiffed by a con artist with a track record for stiffing people and small businesses means you're just an attention whore. *nod nod*

[Novus America]

2) Putin was NEVER head of the KGB. He was a KGB agent but not that high up.

Small nitpick, he was the director of the FSB in the late 90s -- which isn't the KGB, granted, but it is the spiritual successor.

Well the FSB is the successor of one branch of the KGB. He was the head of one organization that had been split off of what was once the KGB. FSB only deals with internal things, whereas the KGB dealt with foreign spying, which Putin worked in.

This part of the KGB became the SVR.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign ... ce_(Russia)

The KGB split into many different organizations.

[Ashmoria]

Conway sits there and denies things Trump said when they are directly quoted to her.

Trump could molest a girl in front of her and she'd spin away like she was going to change into Wonder Woman.

I wonder when they will get to the understanding that their job is now not to make people like Donald trump but to explain his actual policies.

[Ashmoria]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/07/politics/usa-freedom-kids-lawsuit-trump/

*sigh*

Done for attention, no doubt. The small compensation they're seeking makes no other explanation possible.

publicity is better compensation than they have received so far.

[Liriena]

Old meme vs meme president

Ouch. Scolded by a meme of the early Youtube years.

[Liriena]

Message of the Day:

The world was gloomy before I won - there was no hope. Now the market is up nearly 10% and Christmas spending is over a trillion dollars!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 2165558273

Related sources: http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/26/presiden ... pping.html

Friendly reminder that the economy under Obama was doing great by neoconservative standards, particularly as far as the markets were concerned. Also, how exactly does he figure Christmas shopping is an accomplishment of his? Is he really buying into his own "I won the War on Christmas" idiocy? That Trump believes his own lies is just sad.

[The Alma Mater]

Message of the Day:



Related sources: http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/26/presiden ... pping.html

Friendly reminder that the economy under Obama was doing great by neoconservative standards, particularly as far as the markets were concerned. Also, how exactly does he figure Christmas shopping is an accomplishment of his?

How can Trumpmas not be his accomplishment ? He is in the name !