Trump MAGAthread II: Donald and Mike go to the White House

[Washington Resistance Army]

How would they get through the Gulf or California?

California might surrender on the first day because lets face it, those Hipster Starbucks loving loons couldnt fight their way out of a Paper bag, but then theres the rockies and the desert....

Well mid-California might surrender but north cali and So Cal won't.

SoCal most certainly would surrender lol.

[Balkenreich]

How would they get through the Gulf or California?

California might surrender on the first day because lets face it, those Hipster Starbucks loving loons couldnt fight their way out of a Paper bag, but then theres the rockies and the desert....

Well mid-California might surrender but north cali and So Cal won't.

>Socal

>Noguns

[Eol Sha]

And suddenly NSG turned into RT.

Might as well, at this point.

[Uxupox]

Are you saying Jim Bob's Bona-Fide Milisha would do any better at repelling a conventional military invasion?

Guerrilla warfare, its why we're still in fucking afghanistan.

and Iraq.

and what couldve been Germany.

Hell, the Germans had to deal with fucking Tito in Yugoslavia.

Guerrilla warfare with the stupid hearts and minds trashstrategy is why we still in Afghanistan.

[Hittanryan]

Oh please Turkish soldiers can easily shoot down Russian planes like an experienced hunter shooting geese. It was hilarious how butt hurt Putin was.

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You do know that Turkey only exists because its in NATO right?

RUssia could probably steamroll into Istanbul and reclaim it as fucking constantinople....

GET THE RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH ON THE PHONE, BALK HAS AN IDEA

Careful now, with that sort of talk you might raise Catherine the Great from the dead.

[Thermodolia]

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You do know that Turkey only exists because its in NATO right?

RUssia could probably steamroll into Istanbul and reclaim it as fucking constantinople....

GET THE RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH ON THE PHONE, BALK HAS AN IDEA

The Turks have always been a great ally to have from the German imperial era to today I'm glad to call Turkey a friend.

Wait what?

>likes German empire
>Turks are friends
>claims to be Texan

Yes that definitely adds up

[Balkenreich]

Guerrilla warfare, its why we're still in fucking afghanistan.

and Iraq.

and what couldve been Germany.

Hell, the Germans had to deal with fucking Tito in Yugoslavia.

Guerrilla warfare with the stupid hearts and minds trashstrategy is why we still in Afghanistan.

>No Rubble and clear
>no shock and awe

>;_;

[Arlenton]

Guerrilla warfare, its why we're still in fucking afghanistan.

and Iraq.

and what couldve been Germany.

Hell, the Germans had to deal with fucking Tito in Yugoslavia.

Guerrilla warfare with the stupid hearts and minds trashstrategy is why we still in Afghanistan.

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[The East Marches]

Guerrilla warfare, its why we're still in fucking afghanistan.

and Iraq.

and what couldve been Germany.

Hell, the Germans had to deal with fucking Tito in Yugoslavia.

Guerrilla warfare with the stupid hearts and minds trashstrategy is why we still in Afghanistan.

Muh human rughts

[Balkenreich]

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You do know that Turkey only exists because its in NATO right?

RUssia could probably steamroll into Istanbul and reclaim it as fucking constantinople....

GET THE RUSSIAN ORTHODOX CHURCH ON THE PHONE, BALK HAS AN IDEA

Careful now, with that sort of talk you might raise Catherine the Great from the dead.

Nyes.

[Thermodolia]

Well mid-California might surrender but north cali and So Cal won't.

SoCal most certainly would surrender lol.

Not with all those marines and boots

[Neuwland]

The Turks have always been a great ally to have from the German imperial era to today I'm glad to call Turkey a friend.

Wait what?

>likes German empire
>Turks are friends
>claims to be Texan

Yes that definitely adds up

Texas was settled by Germans and therefore have a common history, The German ruled Europe and was the nation which nations looked up to under the Kaisers.

[Balkenreich]

SoCal most certainly would surrender lol.

Not with all those marines and boots

>Strategic Withdraw
>y
>Fuck California

[Washington Resistance Army]

SoCal most certainly would surrender lol.

Not with all those marines and boots

Once they're gone you're left with a bunch of hipsters with noguns.

Such guerrilla force.

[Uxupox]

Guerrilla warfare with the stupid hearts and minds trashstrategy is why we still in Afghanistan.

N E U T R O N B O M B S
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I wish.

[Thermodolia]

Well mid-California might surrender but north cali and So Cal won't.

>Socal

>Noguns

>San Deigo

>Navy Seals
>Camp Pendleton
>Lots of boots

[Hittanryan]

Are you saying Jim Bob's Bona-Fide Milisha would do any better at repelling a conventional military invasion?

Guerrilla warfare, its why we're still in fucking afghanistan.

and Iraq.

and what couldve been Germany.

Hell, the Germans had to deal with fucking Tito in Yugoslavia.

Texas is not Afghanistan or Iraq. It's not a failed state divided between warlords, and it's not a former dictatorship with a recently-disbanded army being occupied ineptly by a foreign power.

[Balkenreich]

Wait what?

>likes German empire
>Turks are friends
>claims to be Texan

Yes that definitely adds up

Texas was settled by Germans and therefore have a common history, The German ruled Europe and was the nation which nations looked up to under the Kaisers.

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No.

Texas was Founded by Americans.

Not Krauts.

[Arlenton]

Not with all those marines and boots

Once they're gone you're left with a bunch of hipsters with noguns.

Such guerrilla force.

They would do what they usually do and have extremely ugly people protest.

[Balkenreich]

>Socal

>Noguns

>San Deigo

>Navy Seals
>Camp Pendleton
>Lots of boots

Hence i said Strategic Withdraw.

[Eol Sha]

Texas was settled by Germans and therefore have a common history, The German ruled Europe and was the nation which nations looked up to under the Kaisers.

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No.

Texas was Founded by Americans.

Not Krauts.

Well, lots of Germans did settle in Texas. Don't think that happened until after annexation, though.

[Balkenreich]

Once they're gone you're left with a bunch of hipsters with noguns.

Such guerrilla force.

They would do what they usually do and have extremely ugly people protest.

I think the RUssians would simply laugh.

[Balkenreich]

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No.

Texas was Founded by Americans.

Not Krauts.

Well, lots of Germans did settle in Texas. Don't think that happened until after annexation, though.

indeed.

USA
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[Neuwland]

Texas was settled by Germans and therefore have a common history, The German ruled Europe and was the nation which nations looked up to under the Kaisers.

...

No.

Texas was Founded by Americans.

Not Krauts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Texan
Texas was founded by Europeans and Free men.

[Gauthier]

And now RT has a dickwaving contest about how blue states would surrender faster than the stock exchange makes trades.