Right Wing Discussion Thread VII: As Easy As Reich Two Three

[The Empire of Pretantia]

No Christmas spoilers pls, it's only just started for me.

Define a "Christmas spoiler".

I haven't done Christmas yet, so no spoilers.

[Ostrovshima]

Define a "Christmas spoiler".

I haven't done Christmas yet, so no spoilers.

But my Christmas is different from your Christmas...

[Yoshida (Ancient)]

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

[Thermodolia]

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

Screw that give me my money

[Ostrovshima]

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

I don't want to sound rude, but I believe that Comrade VOID, due in part to Antisocial Personality Disorder, places greater value on the material aspects of the holiday, in essence: what benefits him.

Comrade VOID, am I correct?

[Thermodolia]

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

I don't want to sound rude, but I believe that Comrade VOID, due in part to Antisocial Personality Disorder, places greater value on the material aspects of the holiday, in essence: what benefits him.

Comrade VOID, am I correct?

Or if he's like me is just an asshole who wants his money

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

I asked for the death of Islam and the birth of a new order of christendom.

[Eisarn-Ara]

I made offerings to the gods asking for the return of rightful family territories.

Regardless of the cost in human life required to achieve that return.

[Ostrovshima]

Here's what happened at holy supper last night:

I do!

As you may know, I am not religious. However every Christmas Eve, out of tradition, my father's side of the family (My parents are amicably divorced...), which is comprised of devout Catholics, has holy supper. I participate out of respect for my elders, and because it is a chance to improve my social skills.

Anyway, after I had completed my meal, me and my older brother had to keep our 4 year old cousin amused. My brother had the bright idea to use the figures of the Nativity scene in a Punch-and-Judy-esque routine. I was thankful that my very religious Aunt Tess was in the dining room/kitchen, otherwise she would have had a heart attack. My 4 year old cousin found the routine hilarious. I had an even better idea: teach her about the Holocaust. However, my father said that it wasn't allowed, and he also said that I wasn't allowed to tell her that Santa Claus isn't real.

Anyway,

We found an old hand puppet of mine from when I was a young child. It was a puppet of a pig. And me and my brother created a slapstick routine, which she also found hilarious.

Anyway,

We went into my old playroom from when I was a young child, that connects the kitchen/dining room to the living room. The playroom is now used as a storage room, but we found my massive collection of LEGO bricks and action figures. We began to build poorly designed houses, and then we found an airplane toy and a cannon toy. And I, being a morbid individual, decided to pretend that the cannon shot down the toy plane, causing all of the innocent passengers to die. She was hysterical.

And that's how I found out my 4 year old cousin is a horrifically evil psychopath.

[Lady Scylla]

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

Pffft. I like the gifts. Also, coffee.

[Lady Scylla]

I made offerings to the gods asking for the return of rightful family territories.

Regardless of the cost in human life required to achieve that return.

I wish we could trade in Trump and Justin Bieber for Alan Rickman, and Robin Williams. (Both in good health, mind)

[The Greater Aryan Race]

Christmas? Bah, humbug.

[Yoshida (Ancient)]

The world doesn't function without lies being told, and stuff like "Santa Claus brings presents" is so small a lie in terms of how it affects society that it may as well be nonexistant. Seriously - all I can say is that you need to rethink your priorities there.

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.”

Something tells me Death has never read Plato.

[Conserative Morality]

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

I got chocolate.

That was cool.

I ask for very little in life.

[Diopolis]

Enjoy your carols and hot buttered rum.
Merry Christmas RWDT!

[The Kievan People]

On this day the first transman was born.

Leftism is a parody of itself.

[Conscentia]

“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

MY POINT EXACTLY.”

Something tells me Death has never read Plato.

Perhaps Death has, and disagrees. Perhaps not, which would only matter if Plato were correct.

[Luminesa]

Something tells me Death has never read Plato.

Perhaps Death has, and disagrees. Perhaps not, which would only matter if Plato were correct.

The quote is definitely interesting.

[The V O I D]

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

I don't want to sound rude, but I believe that Comrade VOID, due in part to Antisocial Personality Disorder, places greater value on the material aspects of the holiday, in essence: what benefits him.

Comrade VOID, am I correct?

Ja, herr.

Merry secular Christmas, everyone!

Hope everyone gets all the presents and materialistic things they asked for. I know I will!

Christmas is about family and friendship, VOID-chan. Not material gifts.

False.

[Luminesa]

Enjoy your carols and hot buttered rum.
Merry Christmas RWDT!

I have never had hot buttered rum...hmmmm...but carols are nice. ^^

[Napkiraly]

Merry Christmas ladies and gentlemen!

[Geilinor]

On this day the first transman was born.

Leftism is a parody of itself.

If we take the Genesis account in it’s literal meaning, as conservative Christians demand that we do

Satire of Biblical literalism. Nothing more.

[Aelex]

I have never had hot buttered rum...hmmmm...but carols are nice. ^^

It's way too sugary for me but I would still rate it as better than most other cocktails involving rum (especially the damned coca-rum I never understood people could drink).

To continue on the subject of alcool, RWDT thread, what's the most right-wing one you've ever drank?
I personally had the occasion of drinking some traditional beers brewed by monks in an authentic abbey, they were definitely stronger than your average beer (I think it was something like 20°/30°) but had a really pleasant and particular taste.

[Luminesa]

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Is this really necessary?

[Dilordaopia]

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Is this really necessary?

Yes.